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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

the cyberpunk dystopia is now
you are not the runner


Clever Betty

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

i need a good word for insulting trump supporters

the word you're looking for is chud

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

the cyberpunk dystopia is now
you are not the runner


Clever Betty

ComWalk posted:

so, between the fact that key management personnel of companies like spacex are generally required to maintain a clearance, just due to their potential influence over the programs below them (see: https://submission.dssfcl.anl.gov/d...nstructions.pdf )

and that current drug use is one of only two automatic ways to not be clearable (the other being not being a citizen: http://www.dss.mil/documents/pressr...d_amendment.pdf ), and this is enshrined in law rather than executive branch policy

it's probably a good idea to keep some popcorn handy, if only because we get to see the administration that picked jeff sessions wrestle with whether it hates weed more than it loves rich people

keeping musk in charge of spacex might require a literal act of congress

God yes

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

ComWalk posted:

it's probably a good idea to keep some popcorn handy, if only because we get to see the administration that picked jeff sessions wrestle with whether it hates weed more than it loves rich people

keeping musk in charge of spacex might require a literal act of congress

1999
zanzibar land disturbance

2007
manhattan tanker incident


2018
in november, trump accepts sessions's resignation, tries to decriminalize weed, fails, and signs an executive order instructing federal law enforcement to stop investigating marijuana related crimes

2019
democrats and the press screech that trump is recklessly violating our treaty obligations, leading the world to finally pass through the lens and into bizarro land

2020
cyberpunk 2020

2021
while commanding special forces unit FOXHOUND from a position in the U.S. military, Elon Musk establishes the fortified military nation "Outer Heaven"

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007



College Slice

i love how super genius elon put as much thought into hitting that spliff as i do when i fly someplace new, rent a car, and wonder "can i turn right on red in this state?" as i'm leaving the airport

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



I guess Iím a little concerned for the engineer in the room. I mean, isnít indoor smoking illegal in California yet?

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


let me tell you something, joe rogan. i smoke pot.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal

jit bull transpile
Jan 6, 2012

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Gary’s Answer

creationist believer posted:

i love how super genius elon put as much thought into hitting that spliff as i do when i fly someplace new, rent a car, and wonder "can i turn right on red in this state?" as i'm leaving the airport

lol

p much the same thought process as "is it safe to fart right now?"

jit bull transpile
Jan 6, 2012

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Gary’s Answer

jit bull transpile posted:

lol

p much the same thought process as "is it safe to fart right now?"

in that the answer to the question is nearly always "eh, gently caress it"

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

by R. Guyovich


elon hosed up and went from the emerald hill zone to the green one

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017




I am glad to be reading this thread at 5am

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007



College Slice

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

by R. Guyovich


spaceman spliff

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

Captain Foo posted:

the word you're looking for is chud

dehumanizes nyc homeless in fact

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

dehumanizes nyc homeless in fact

your posting this week has been awfully bad

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

oh come on itís a reference to this hobo-sploitation film

tho i wish i could take credit for that ridiculous take

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner

anime was right posted:

spaceman spliff

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Speak to me
of heroin and speed
Of genocide and suicide
of syphilis and greed





Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Speak to me
of heroin and speed
Of genocide and suicide
of syphilis and greed





the latest greatest strain to hit the streets

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

Orb






Need gangtag thx

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

it's the journey
not the destination
as we know


Captain Foo posted:

the word you're looking for is nazi

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Here I post;
I can do no other.


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

oh come on it’s a reference to this hobo-sploitation film

tho i wish i could take credit for that ridiculous take

hph still trying to normalize bizarre and semi-logical anti- disability and anti- poor rhetoric in the "musk lol" thread of the pos. that's a really specific, and sad, and pointless, task in life imo

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012



Illegal Hen


PyPy posted:

Need gangtag thx

ChickenOfTomorrow fucked around with this message at Sep 8, 2018 around 06:46

jit bull transpile
Jan 6, 2012

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Gary’s Answer

Lutha Mahtin posted:

hph still trying to normalize bizarre and semi-logical anti- disability and anti- poor rhetoric in the "musk lol" thread of the pos. that's a really specific, and sad, and pointless, task in life imo

either you go out slurred by the olds or you live long enough to become the slurring old.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

lookie lookie





PyPy posted:

Need gangtag thx

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007



College Slice

jit bull transpile posted:

either you go out slurred by the olds or you live long enough to become the slurring old.

thanks, medicare

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Hair Elf


PyPy posted:

Need gangtag thx

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Speak to me
of heroin and speed
Of genocide and suicide
of syphilis and greed





part of me wonders whether 420 musk it is an insecurity thing or the sign of someone who knows he's hosed and is having a nervous breakdown

(its both)

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

lookie lookie



Jonah Galtberg posted:

part of me wonders whether 420 musk it is an insecurity thing or the sign of someone who knows he's hosed and is having a nervous breakdown

(its both)

Isn't the common theme here:

1: Famous/rich person acts unhinged
2: Consequences
3: Attribute all faults to the devil weed
4: Checks into rehab
5: All is forgiven

?

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Speak to me
of heroin and speed
Of genocide and suicide
of syphilis and greed





that's the usual course of events but no chance in hell elon has the ability to even pretend the level of humility required to check himself into rehab

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



Firefighters are investigating whether a Tesla vehicle found in the middle of a pile of burning debris caused a San Leandro metal yard to engulf in flames Friday afternoon. Alameda County Fire Department officials ordered a temporary shelter-in-place in San Leandro after responding to a fire at around 4 p.m. at Alco Iron & Metal headquarters near Davis Street and Doolittle in San Leandro. They said the fire was under control just before 6 p.m. Friday. Firefighters noticed the Tesla vehicle engulfed in flames in the middle debris pile, but said they are unsure if the vehicle caused the fire. The cause of the blaze was unknown. No injuries were reported Friday evening.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing, or you could face a fine

for more information please re-read this title

for all the whining and kvetching about elon musk, it'd be funny as hell if smoking a blunt with joe rogan is what brings him down

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

Elong tried to warn us


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPgL8O5mwLg

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


qirex posted:

Firefighters are investigating whether a Tesla vehicle found in the middle of a pile of burning debris caused a San Leandro metal yard to engulf in flames Friday afternoon. Alameda County Fire Department officials ordered a temporary shelter-in-place in San Leandro after responding to a fire at around 4 p.m. at Alco Iron & Metal headquarters near Davis Street and Doolittle in San Leandro. They said the fire was under control just before 6 p.m. Friday. Firefighters noticed the Tesla vehicle engulfed in flames in the middle debris pile, but said they are unsure if the vehicle caused the fire. The cause of the blaze was unknown. No injuries were reported Friday evening.

Lmao you can't even throw them in with the other trash

refleks
Nov 21, 2006


FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


ebong musk

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


I'm beginning to think that this "elon musk" fellow is maybe not a super smart super handsome super genius, and instead just another honky that got this far in life because their power was rooted in the abuse of white privilege which is often mistaken for competency????

hard 2 say

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Bulgakov posted:

I'm beginning to think that this "elon musk" fellow is maybe not a super smart super handsome super genius, and instead just another honky that got this far in life because their power was rooted in the abuse of white privilege which is often mistaken for competency????

hard 2 say

Iím not sure you can mistake an Afrikaner emerald mine-ownerís white privilege for competency, tbh?

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President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!



itís the right thing to do.

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