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Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.




:rackem:

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Musk is a hybrid between the concept of fascism and a blobfish though.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

[musk] I believe I am a @hitler reincarnate (promoted)

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Wait who is the person with @hitler account handle??

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

mrmcd posted:

Wait who is the person with @hitler account handle??

account currently suspended, so much for free speech!!!

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Shame Boy posted:

account currently suspended, so much for free speech!!!

iirc they autobanned a while back

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Shame Boy posted:

i bet he thinks the chinese are a different species, that seems pretty on brand

some chinese academics claim the han chinese evolved from a different species of early human compared to all other modern humans. it's not a super common belief, but it's not a fringe thing either. and it's definitely real and backed up by evidence and totally not made up for political reasons as part of chinas dumb obsession with claiming their culture is older (and thus better) than korea's.

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

4lokos basilisk posted:

iirc they autobanned a while back

i wonder if they'll come back during elon's nazi amnesty

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
10-30 feral elons

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lol perfect
https://twitter.com/newtalax/status/1034792951170433025

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Sweevo posted:

some chinese academics claim the han chinese evolved from a different species of early human compared to all other modern humans. it's not a super common belief, but it's not a fringe thing either. and it's definitely real and backed up by evidence and totally not made up for political reasons as part of chinas dumb obsession with claiming their culture is older (and thus better) than korea's.

japan has this thing too. the imperial family is descended directly from the sun god and i also remember reading some stuff about special japanese brain on wikipedia

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

4lokos basilisk posted:

special japanese brain

Most of us just call them weeaboos

mystes
May 31, 2006

4lokos basilisk posted:

japan has this thing too. the imperial family is descended directly from the sun god and i also remember reading some stuff about special japanese brain on wikipedia
I think other popular dumb theories include Japanese people having longer intestines or different vocal chords for some reason

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



[elon] the gang discovers that ethnic supremacy isn't exclusively a whitey thing

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Beeftweeter posted:

goddamn kanye i'm too high for this

ooh that's bad

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

mystes posted:

I think other popular dumb theories include Japanese people having longer intestines or different vocal chords for some reason

yeezy has a preponderance of fast twit muskal fibre

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


mystes posted:

I think other popular dumb theories include Japanese people having longer intestines or different vocal chords for some reason

theory: innate racial superiority from thousands of years of glorious lineage

reality: ability to get absolutely hosed up on relatively small quantities of booze, inherent fear of unpixelated vaginas giving them -5 to accuracy vs women

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Fast Twit Muscle Fiboer

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Small talk good.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

talk

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

please don't post small talk

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



hey guys how’s it goin? it’s cold as gently caress outside

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Wow don’t dox me

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

ooh that's bad

its true i almost died laughing at how insane everything is

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Bugsy posted:

“Super Model”


kanye and terry davis would have made a hell of a team

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

fast twit musk, he fired

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



FlapYoJacks posted:

[musk] I believe I am a @hitler reincarnate (promoted)

MODS

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


@hitler, the twitter account belonging to adolf hitler (1889-1945)

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

SOUTH AFRICAN SUPER MODEL (latest fad)

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



chief twitler

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
chief eugenics officer

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

God, Rest Ye! --Musk E., gentleman

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

MononcQc posted:

God, Rest Ye! --Musk E., gentleman

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Zamujasa posted:

chief eugenics officer

showertime engineer and head of ovens

SEHO GmbH

complete solutions is our motto

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
A while ago I had a coworker who believed white people were put on Earth by God but black people descended from apes and Asians descended from fish.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


George posted:

A while ago I had a coworker who believed white people were put on Earth by God but black people descended from apes and Asians descended from fish.

lmao at the fish one that's genuinely mystifying

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
white, black, and asian, the three kinds of people that exist

truly a comprehensive natural philosophy

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


George posted:

A while ago I had a coworker who believed white people were put on Earth by God but black people descended from apes and Asians descended from fish.

as a kid i was taught in sunday school that jews and christians were descended from isaac but muslims and pagans were descended from ishmael, and that's why judeochristianity is a thing but not judeo-islam or christo-islam :eng101:

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

infernal machines posted:

white, black, and asian, the three kinds of people that exist

truly a comprehensive natural philosophy

uuh oh boy I fear OPs coworker might have a narrower definition of people

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

quiggy posted:

as a kid i was taught in sunday school that jews and christians were descended from isaac but muslims and pagans were descended from ishmael, and that's why judeochristianity is a thing but not judeo-islam or christo-islam :eng101:

JWs taught something like that too, for a while anyway, which seems weird for a christian apocalypse cult that's like 100 years old and entirely first generation converts

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