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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene
Elon musk's diver assistance hotline, hello pedo guy, how can we help you today?

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ryanrs
Jul 12, 2011

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


FAUXTON posted:

Elon musk's diver assistance hotline, hello pedo guy, how can we help you today?

it actually just plays a fart sound and hangs up

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

it actually just plays a fart sound and hangs up

it could play a fart and hanging up sound as an answering machine, then claim later that nobody left messages*

* messages were lost because every last message overwrote the previous

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

FAUXTON posted:

Elon musk's diver assistance

It's just a series of tubes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Xakura posted:

It's just a series of tubes

with elon it's a series of rubes

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

Help! Someone! Cut my head off, it's trying to murder the rest of me!


Grimey Drawer
hyperloop: tubes for rubes

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

FAUXTON posted:

with elon it's a series of rubes

Since this is the joke explaining thread, Elon's diver assistance is a metal tube (with an ipod in it)

FAUXTON posted:

Elon musk's diver assistance

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


FAUXTON posted:

with elon it's a series of rubes

literally anyone who invests in the initial round in an elon enterprise then

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.


Fun Shoe
full self-diving

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Chris Knight posted:

full self-diving

"Nobody said anything about resurfacing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
- Musk, probably

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

“We *def* don't recommended this, but Model S sinks well enough to turn it into a submarine for short periods of time. Add buoyancy using gas from lithium fires.”

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Eeyo posted:

“We *def* don't recommended this, but Model S sinks well enough to turn it into a submarine for short periods of time. Add buoyancy using gas from lithium fires.”

thrust via head rotation

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