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Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Main Paineframe posted:

i still remember when that financial times journalist shadowed him for a day and Musk had the kid with him the entire time

quote:

It’s around 7pm in Austin, and X is, as one would expect, cranky. We had set off to Fonda San Miguel, Musk’s favourite Mexican restaurant

when Musk and the journalist went to dinner at a fancy restaurant, he left the kid in the car with a tablet and a bodyguard while he spent like two hours chatting with the reporter over a bunch of small plates

why did elon have to ruin fonda san miguel for me :whitewater:

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RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

not that it excuses anything but it’s not as if Elon has any idea what a good dad does from his own childhood. Errol is a hosed up monster in his own way.

he's doing way better than errol just by not grooming any of the kids into a hosed up incest wife

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.


Fun Shoe
you do not "gotta hand it to him"

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



there is also plenty of time for him to gently caress it up yet

mystes
May 31, 2006

Cat Face Joe posted:

elons closest advisor, now that the foul traitor catturd has been deposed


The real question is whether you prefer aarch64 or thumb flavor

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Main Paineframe posted:

to be fair, "where is your wife" is probably polite code for "why the gently caress did you bring a toddler to an official meeting with a world leader, you incredibly divorced motherfucker"

the guy could afford to fly an entire daycare to follow him to Turkey and watch his kid for two hours while he's meeting with a guy whose title includes the word "President"

ardern somewhat infamously brought her baby to a un meeting and was changing the diaper on the conference room table when the group she was meeting walked in and expressed mild disapproval. the article i read tried to play it off as a momboss flex or something but it just seemed kind of juvenile. like find a room that's not in use even if they don't have changing areas or something rather than making the room smell like milk shits while you're discussing a defense agreement or something.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Main Paineframe posted:

to be fair, "where is your wife" is probably polite code for "why the gently caress did you bring a toddler to an official meeting with a world leader, you incredibly divorced motherfucker"

maybe he just wanted to meet Grimes lol

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
https://twitter.com/DaveLeeBBG/status/1703814998626111785

RokosCockatrice
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
What a weird time to go after Russell Brand. On top of the fact that at least one of the anonymous complaints against him is over 20 years old, the guy is now a born again anti-addiction 12 step nut. He runs his own platform for anti-addiction and anti-capitalist content, what is he going to get cancelled out of, a raincheck for his comedy tour?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




came here to poast this. do it, elon, destroy the site once and for all

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



RokosCockatrice posted:

What a weird time to go after Russell Brand. On top of the fact that at least one of the anonymous complaints against him is over 20 years old, the guy is now a born again anti-addiction 12 step nut. He runs his own platform for anti-addiction and anti-capitalist content, what is he going to get cancelled out of, a raincheck for his comedy tour?

lol

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Do it, coward

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Elon carries the baby around because that way he can protect him from the woke mind virus and he thinks that the baby will be a genius by osmosis being around him so much doing smart genius things

unfortunately I think this is how you make a Habsburg or perhaps a Bismarck

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

oh gently caress yeah this is such a smart move Mr musk the critics will poop themselves when you do it

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



RokosCockatrice posted:

What a weird time to go after Russell Brand. On top of the fact that at least one of the anonymous complaints against him is over 20 years old, the guy is now a born again anti-addiction 12 step nut. He runs his own platform for anti-addiction and anti-capitalist content, what is he going to get cancelled out of, a raincheck for his comedy tour?

please dont quote reddit without attribution and a warning, thank you

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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FAUXTON posted:

oh gently caress yeah this is such a smart move Mr musk the critics will poop themselves when you do it

i'd love to how yacc tries to spin this to advertisers

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Cat Face Joe posted:

elons closest advisor, now that the foul traitor catturd has been deposed



has this dipshit ever had a pizza

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

i'd love to how yacc tries to spin this to advertisers

she'd better bring the five inch heels

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

i'd love to how yacc tries to spin this to advertisers

you see, the people dumb enough to pay to use twitter are the ones dumb enough to buy your products

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

xposting from GBS: In case any proof were needed that the pedo nazi shitboer lied about Fucker Carlson's video...

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


if there's one thing I know advertisers like, it's all the metrics on views being wildly inconsistent and largely made up

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.


Fun Shoe
high grimes and mister meaner

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

if there's one thing I know advertisers like, it's all the metrics on views being wildly inconsistent and largely made up

if it aligns with the internal justification within the business they sure do

10k actual people is a lot less impressive to the customer than 1m impressions

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Chris Knight posted:

high grimes and mister meaner

wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor

maybe a one time fee of :10bux:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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why would anyone want to watch elon and benjamin netanyahu

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Beeftweeter posted:

why would anyone want to watch elon and benjamin netanyahu

because they're an apex self hating jew?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I'm glad elon musk can learn personally from netanyahu that hitler didn't want to kill the jews until an evil Palestinian brainwashed him into doing it

and yes that's a real thing that happened https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...4cc9_story.html

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I’m curious if elon ever realizes most traffic on conservative bullshit like him is bots/sock puppets and if he actually got rid of them his metrics would get real bad

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Luigi Thirty posted:

Elon carries the baby around because that way he can protect him from the woke mind virus and he thinks that the baby will be a genius by osmosis being around him so much doing smart genius things

unfortunately I think this is how you make a Habsburg or perhaps a Bismarck

maybe he just wants baby armor

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

qirex posted:

I’m curious if elon ever realizes

No.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene
never realize only refinance

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


I phrased that awkwardly I more meant “will he ever realize” but the answer is still no

no big social network actually blocks bots because it would make number go down

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Endless Mike posted:

no one tell him how food is made in us restaurants

iirc, ian miles chong doesn't even live in the US... and yet has somehow positioned himself into the discussion of US politics?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

qirex posted:

I phrased that awkwardly I more meant “will he ever realize” but the answer is still no

no big social network actually blocks bots because it would make number go down

This is true but he will also never realize anything.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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lol

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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DarkSol posted:

iirc, ian miles chong doesn't even live in the US... and yet has somehow positioned himself into the discussion of US politics?

he has never even been to the us

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.


Fun Shoe

DarkSol posted:

iirc, ian miles chong doesn't even live in the US... and yet has somehow positioned himself into the discussion of US politics?
he's Malaysian

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

RokosCockatrice posted:

What a weird time to go after Russell Brand. On top of the fact that at least one of the anonymous complaints against him is over 20 years old, the guy is now a born again anti-addiction 12 step nut. He runs his own platform for anti-addiction and anti-capitalist content, what is he going to get cancelled out of, a raincheck for his comedy tour?

I have sad news for you my friendo: his content has changed a tiny little bit in the past couple of years. Born again indeed.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Foo Diddley posted:

has this dipshit ever had a pizza

or, like...any food made by anyone ever


Chris Knight posted:

he's Malaysian

which makes his thing even more :psyduck:. like nobody in malaysia has ever made street food with their bare hands

i suppose his diet could be entirely pizza pockets and red bull or something

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