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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



RPATDO_LAMD posted:

he's doing way better than errol just by not grooming any of the kids into a hosed up incest wife

is… is this why elon only wants boys?

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



this snipe is not a snipe of honor
no good posting is commemorated here

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

if there's one thing I know advertisers like, it's all the metrics on views being wildly inconsistent and largely made up

timb doesn’t mind.

quote:

When asked by Dickerson whether Apple should cease advertising on Twitter, Cook had an explanation (of sorts) for Apple's continued commitment to the platform.
"It's something that we ask ourselves. Generally, my view is Twitter's an important property," Cook said. "I like the concept that it's there for discourse and there as a town square. There's also some things about it I don't like."

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
timb's (still) a republican

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Agile Vector posted:

is… is this why elon only wants boys?

grimes snuck a girl in via surrogate and that’s why she’s an unperson now

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.


Fun Shoe
also horse lady had a girl

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

EricBauman posted:

I guess there has to be something technical that keeps elon from turning off the community notes that people use to expose his bigoted dumbassery on his account?

He likes that they "Note" every AOC post with some CHUD bullshit

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

DarkSol posted:

iirc, ian miles chong doesn't even live in the US... and yet has somehow positioned himself into the discussion of US politics?

he was a gamergate personality. he wrote a column for milo yiannopolis's website called "the incel corner" (for free! he didn't even get paid) where he complained about "SJWs" in video games
anyway when all that ethics-in-games-journalism stuff inevitably metamorphosed into right wing US politics he just kinda came along for the ride.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

he was a gamergate personality. he wrote a column for milo yiannopolis's website called "the incel corner" (for free! he didn't even get paid) where he complained about "SJWs" in video games
anyway when all that ethics-in-games-journalism stuff inevitably metamorphosed into right wing US politics he just kinda came along for the ride.

it should be noted that he was a gamergate personality on the pro-Anita Sarkeesian side initially, but after someone criticised the newest Dragon Age he announced that the SJWs had gone to far and he was switching sides

a lot of people pointed to his prior nazi posts and general demeanour to assume he was pretending to be a progressive in a desperate attempt to meet women

speaking of mocking his lack of being touched https://twitter.com/judeinlondon/status/1703329996511613423

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
it’s about ethics in hosting nazi speech

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

what was he gonna do, he'd already gotten fired

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
so are we doing another round of what bad news is elon trying to bury?

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

jesus WEP posted:

i don’t understand any of this. what point is he trying to make?

I guarantee it is some running storyline that everyone in the CHUDosphere is posting about with the shocking message of: minorities/libs bad

They randomly will all get up in arms about some dumbshit story that they misrepresent at best and it's impossible to keep up unless you immerse yourself in brainworms 24/7 like they do

just write it off as "he believed some dumb poo poo made to rile up racists"

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


RokosCockatrice posted:

What a weird time to go after Russell Brand. On top of the fact that at least one of the anonymous complaints against him is over 20 years old, the guy is now a born again anti-addiction 12 step nut. He runs his own platform for anti-addiction and anti-capitalist content, what is he going to get cancelled out of, a raincheck for his comedy tour?
1. The complaints aren't anonymous. The complainants are known to the reporters, and are backed up by contemporaneous reports like medical records and text messages.
2. I'm not sure what relevance "20 years ago" has to the accusations in any case, but at least one of the complainants reported a sexual assault dating to 2013.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007

Ok what that idiot on the line didn't understand is that I was eating a Carl's Jr western cheeseburger at the time and I was simply making a reference to the ad campaign "don't bother me I'm eating". It was really funny and the other people in the room with me all laughed they were like ha-ha Mr Musk that was a good one. Lil X was there, tell them how the people laughed lil x

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


MunchE posted:

I guarantee it is some running storyline that everyone in the CHUDosphere is posting about with the shocking message of: minorities/libs bad

They randomly will all get up in arms about some dumbshit story that they misrepresent at best and it's impossible to keep up unless you immerse yourself in brainworms 24/7 like they do

just write it off as "he believed some dumb poo poo made to rile up racists"
chuds finding out a cyclist was killed... but he was a cop

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

russell brand is a coke/heroin addict who craves attention. he's anti-vax, anti-mask, thinks not voting will bring about world peace, and thinks everything he says is the speech that's going to start the revolution.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Sweevo posted:

russell brand is a coke/heroin addict who craves attention. he's anti-vax, anti-mask, thinks not voting will bring about world peace, and thinks everything he says is the speech that's going to start the revolution.
he is also a credibly-accused serial rapist and child molester

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.


Fun Shoe
he can be two things!

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

FMguru posted:

he is also a credibly-accused serial rapist and child molester

i work from the assumption that all antivaxers are creeps and pervs at minimum and have yet to be proven wrong

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

RokosCockatrice posted:

What a weird time to go after Russell Brand. On top of the fact that at least one of the anonymous complaints against him is over 20 years old, the guy is now a born again anti-addiction 12 step nut. He runs his own platform for anti-addiction and anti-capitalist content, what is he going to get cancelled out of, a raincheck for his comedy tour?

My conspiracy theory is that he hosed the wrong dude's wife or kid and they're going to the mat to gently caress his life up

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Chris Knight posted:

he can be two things!

g*d bless the dialectal

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Did he have 911 in the factory routed to him or something? Under what circumstance are you in danger of fire and you dial up Elon?

LieutenantFrost
Aug 9, 2009

tk posted:

Did he have 911 in the factory routed to him or something? Under what circumstance are you in danger of fire and you dial up Elon?

look in your heart

what does it tell you?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
elon has a direct line to all the sick burns

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] Me About OS/2 WARP

tk posted:

Did he have 911 in the factory routed to him or something? Under what circumstance are you in danger of fire and you dial up Elon?

guarantee you there's a "call musk before you dial 911" rule at the factories

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
gotta keep the boss updated on the current situation. he’s, y’know, very hands on, doesn’t like to be in the dark. so if there’s an emergency like someone gets a hand crushed in the stamping machine or is trapped in a burning building or drinks from the wrong water fountain, gotta make sure elon is up to speed. he gets very angry if he doesn’t know about something and finds out later. no, he doesn’t help, he usually makes it worse. but it would be much worse if we didn’t tell him, especially since the, uh, you know. he’s been in the factory at strange hours stumbling around, asking why this thing is here and unplugging it to see what happens. we call those cars “special edition” because we usually have to rework them after he does that.

also if you look him in the eye he will fire you so don’t do that.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

Not a Children posted:

My conspiracy theory is that he hosed the wrong dude's wife or kid

*or*? This is the Errol thread.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

I'M SCARED OF SKELETONS!!!

the worst part is that the original source of the story was telling it to praise musk

apparently it's an example of his "superhuman intuition", as expected of "the Napoleon Bonaparte of our times"

RokosCockatrice
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

trucutru posted:

I have sad news for you my friendo: his content has changed a tiny little bit in the past couple of years. Born again indeed.

i don't agree with his politics but i was under the impression he was still sober and monogamous, what did i miss?

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

RokosCockatrice posted:

i don't agree with his politics but
doing a lot of heavy lifting there

Brand being an addict of whatever stripes has nothing to do with his status as a dangerous nonsense-peddling nihilist and evident serial sex pest.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
that russell brand a rapist is ridiculously unsurprising

RokosCockatrice
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

Shumagorath posted:

doing a lot of heavy lifting there

Brand being an addict of whatever stripes has nothing to do with his status as a dangerous nonsense-peddling nihilist and evident serial sex pest.

if theres more to it than politics then im asking what else is it.

i know he's a nonsense peddler, i already said he's religious

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Beeftweeter posted:

that russell brand a rapist is ridiculously unsurprising
What gave it away?

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

I'M SCARED OF SKELETONS!!!

RokosCockatrice posted:

if theres more to it than politics then im asking what else is it.

i know he's a nonsense peddler, i already said he's religious

his youtube channel looks like this now



he's full-on alt-right. hates vaccines, supports russia invading ukraine, believes the evil democrats stole the election from poor innocent trump, loves donald trump and tucker carlson and jordan petersen, and so on

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
whats the shoe one about

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
Those videos averaging well over half a million views is pretty depressing.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Main Paineframe posted:

his youtube channel looks like this now



he's full-on alt-right. hates vaccines, supports russia invading ukraine, believes the evil democrats stole the election from poor innocent trump, loves donald trump and tucker carlson and jordan petersen, and so on

the whole page looks like a fake website for a low-budget movie. it's baffling how people are taken in by this poo poo

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

whats the shoe one about

which ones are appropriate for wor- *entire thread descends into chaos*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




guy's mr beast thumbnail dipsht face game is weak

eyes and mouth need to be enlarged at least 2x

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fermun
Nov 4, 2009

The X-Files will return in a moment.



Cat Face Joe posted:

elons closest advisor, now that the foul traitor catturd has been deposed




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