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mewse
May 2, 2006



Endless Mike posted:

lol he's getting roid boobies

I know he's vain with the hair plugs and stuff but I see less steroids and more aging computer nerd

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Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> propitiate the dread god arengee




Pillbug

Combat Theory posted:

The e tron GT is a Porsche taycan chassis with Audi components. Here's a little hint about sports cars by the way : if an established manufacturer gives you vehicle dimensions on the millimeter in his prospects and advertisements, but you can't find a single weight or mass information apart from "our new battery technology is allowing us to make lighter electric vehicles" then this is because the manufacturer is so ashamed about how fat the car is that he fears becoming a laughingstock in objective comparisons.

The taycan/e tron GT will weight in a long way over the 2 tons, making them awful performance cars past the one gimmick trick all EVs have, accelerating from a stand still.

Yes its still 10 times less stupid than a tesla because at least it's a good car.

it's like fishmech decided to use their powers for good, not chaos

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

Endless Mike posted:

lol he's getting roid boobies

and HGH head

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

graph posted:

what was fragmasters version

bob fillmaff or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbVJAzAV5uk

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



Rex-Goliath posted:

also apparently ford is making an electric mustang
I'm imagining it will pipe "classic" 5.0 v8 noises through the stereo

maybe you can download alternate versions, only $179.99 for the Bullit pack

COMPAGNIE TOMMY
Jan 24, 2016

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not...


Iím so glad mustangs are cheap and that it doesnít cost much to make them literally rip eardrums

no way they will let the electric version miss out on this, even if it just means borla making a bolt-on 180db exhaust speaker

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

iSheep krew represent


spankmeister posted:

I'm gonna get me a Hyundai electric because they actually know how to car

ya the Kona is a neat car and the ev version looks to be a good car

Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016



qirex posted:

I'm imagining it will pipe "classic" 5.0 v8 noises through the stereo

maybe you can download alternate versions, only $179.99 for the Bullit pack

i would hope that they have more taste than that but lmao who am i kidding itís the mustang

Aunt Beth
Feb 23, 2006

Baby, you're ready!

Grimey Drawer

twins and triplets, all male, does the e in ELON stand for Eugenics?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Aunt Beth posted:

twins and triplets, all male, does the e in ELON stand for Eugenics?

he had his children custom bred because he loving loves science

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017



Anyone said Swolon Musk yet?

refleks
Nov 21, 2006


Yeah, didn't he go all crazy with IVF with his first wife?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

refleks posted:

Yeah, didn't he go all crazy with IVF with his first wife?

yes

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

Roosevelt posted:

he had his children custom bred because he loving loves science

he definitely doesn't require a laboratory to impregnate a woman or anything ha ha

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

mewse posted:

I know he's vain with the hair plugs and stuff but I see less steroids and more aging computer nerd



when was there a memo that black jeans are okay?

they've been trash since their inception and yet i keep seeing them

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

lolwut



wow, peak "friend's weird dad"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Gravy Boat 2k

refleks posted:

Yeah, didn't he go all crazy with IVF with his first wife?

and what do you think he told the doctor to do with the embryos

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


syscall girl posted:

when was there a memo that black jeans are okay?

they've been trash since their inception and yet i keep seeing them

black jeans or not, he couldn't find any that fit in that style because of his middle girth so it looks like he took a dump in his drawers

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

What√ʬĬôs a ballpark figure to keep the forums going each month?

Biscuit Hider

hailthefish posted:

wow, peak "friend's weird dad"

your megalomaniac looks like poo poo

Soricidus
Oct 20, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Pillbug

you know you need an image consultant when yospos is mocking you for your body shape and fashion sense

Soricidus
Oct 20, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Pillbug

now all we need is nbsd to comment on how muskís choice of footwear is hampering his chances of making it to the top

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


TK-42-1 posted:

thats exactly why he has five kids...

Imagine being the lady cranking out five kids for this guy thinking "okay this one has got to be the one that makes him grow up"

"Ok this one HAS to be the one"

"oh he left me for wait who is grimes"

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte


Hot Rope Guy

After realizing the site "pravda.com" is used by the Ukrainian Internet newspaper Ukrayinska Pravda, Musk bought the site pravduh.com on May 25, 2018.[151]

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

it's the journey
not the destination
as we know


FAUXTON posted:

Imagine being the lady cranking out five kids for this guy thinking "okay this one has got to be the one that makes him grow up"

"Ok this one HAS to be the one"

"oh he left me for wait who is grimes"

2 at the same time then 3 at the same time then bye.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

FAUXTON posted:

Imagine being the lady cranking out five kids for this guy thinking "okay this one has got to be the one that makes him grow up"

"Ok this one HAS to be the one"

"oh he left me for wait who is grimes"

https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-lov...e-starter-wife/

quote:

Still, there were warning signs. As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, "I am the alpha in this relationship." I shrugged it off,

mewse
May 2, 2006




Bahahaha

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


FAUXTON posted:

Imagine being the lady cranking out five kids for this guy thinking "okay this one has got to be the one that makes him grow up"

"Ok this one HAS to be the one"

"oh he left me for wait who is grimes"

there used to be 6

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!


Model 3 owners are the new Justine Musk

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte


Hot Rope Guy

Chris Knight posted:

14-year-old twins Griffin and Xavier and 12-year-old triplets, Kai, Saxon and Damian,

griffin, xavier, kai, saxon, damian, elon, and grimes

his family sounds like a law firm from harry potter fanfiction

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter


Pillbug

yeah everything with musks relationships is loving awful. riley got it bad

redleader
Aug 18, 2005
Engage according to operational parameters

Soricidus posted:

now all we need is nbsd to comment on how musk’s choice of footwear is hampering his chances of making it to the top

where's his loving satchel

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007
Ask me how it all ends!

Oven Wrangler

Mr. Apollo posted:

speaking of krautkarts audi unveiled its model s competitor today the e-tron gt

590 HP
0-60 in 3.5 seconds
90 kWh battery pack
149 mph top speed
248 mile range
800 volt charging system (almost dead to 80% charged in 20 minutes)

https://jalopnik.com/the-2020-audi-...ndso-1830720825

unfortunately itíll be a while before this is available

on the other hand the Audi e-tron crossover is ready to order now, and both better and cheaper than the Model X even fully loaded

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006



Tortured By Flan

mewse posted:

I know he's vain with the hair plugs and stuff but I see less steroids and more aging computer nerd



yeah, he's just getting fat

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010



SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

yeah, he's just getting fat

I hear SpaceX employees have taken to calling musk "falcon XXL."

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


BFM

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte


Hot Rope Guy

Asleep Style posted:

I hear SpaceX employees have taken to calling musk "falcon XXL."

they should call him falcon 9, cuz he spectacularly blew up

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


the model e comes with a large spare tire

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing, or you could face a fine

for more information please re-read this title

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

yeah, he's just getting fat

yep he's on the jeff bezos plan, getting "swole"

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

lolwut



getting swollen



possibly engorged

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FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007



Stymie posted:

yep he's on the jeff bezos plan, getting "swole"

bezos is actually swole compared to musk though. musk looks like he used to work out and stopped and got realy fat

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