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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



infernal machines posted:

just fyi, erlang mosk is now tweeting "stank memes"

if you wondered what a gen-x midlife crisis would look like, here you go

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1091811603442352128
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1091947949578317824

this is also what "we hired fuckjerry to fix Musk's reputation" looks like

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COMPAGNIE TOMMY
Jan 24, 2016

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not...


President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


XD

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

the cyberpunk dystopia is now
you are not the runner


Clever Betty

PleasureKevin posted:

this is also what "we hired fuckjerry to fix Musk's reputation" looks like

pleasurekevin was right

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


guess what incredibly illegal thing tesla is responsible for now

https://twitter.com/Drock002/status/1092907283808305152

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

lol that guy has a whoooole lotta libertarian poo poo in his feed and hillary clinton conspiracy stuff

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


tbf, he paid actual money for this car,

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

it looks like a color-changing hotwheel partially submerged in cold or hot water

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it looks like a color-changing hotwheel partially submerged in cold or hot water

Please submerge all model 3s in the ocean

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Gravy Boat 2k

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it looks like a color-changing hotwheel partially submerged in cold or hot water

that's uncanny

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013



infernal machines posted:

tbf, he paid actual money for this car,



Is it blue and black or white and gold??

refleks
Nov 21, 2006


Hoshi posted:

Is it blue and black or white and gold??

its poo poo op. mlyp

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Excellent. The Arkham Asylum shower cam is operational once more.


hobbesmaster posted:

I wonder if we can get fishmech to argue a DG is a compass

depends on if its in the arctic circle or not

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


let's not lose sight of the whole "odometer is software writable and resets if the firmware is applied incorrectly" part.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!



Pillbug

infernal machines posted:

let's not lose sight of the whole "odometer is software writable and resets if the firmware is applied incorrectly" part.

or even "odometer is rendered by the whole software & hardware stack that could be hacked to show lies to unsophisticated viewers"

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles



Lord Stimperor posted:

Please submerge all model 3s in the ocean

its legal and feels great

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Why is throwing batteries into the ocean legal, furthermore why is it a meme?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


given the choice between "the odometer is just a software writable file with a number representing the mileage" and "the odometer is a properly implemented incremental counter with tamper resistance that just happens to somehow display as if it's been reset on the MCU", which do you think is more likely given tesla's amazing legacy of engineering?

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Schadenboner posted:

Why is throwing batteries into the ocean legal, furthermore why is it a meme?



only in philadelphia

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles



infernal machines posted:

given the choice between "the odometer is just a software writable file with a number representing the mileage" and "the odometer is a properly implemented incremental counter with tamper resistance that just happens to somehow display as if it's been reset on the MCU", which do you think is more likely given tesla's amazing legacy of engineering?

odometers powered by node.js

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Pillbug

President Beep posted:

only in philadelphia

greased poles and d cells

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!



Pillbug

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

odometers powered by node.js

the best part is once you get to 9007199254740991 miles you'll never get past it

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!



Pillbug

TK-42-1 posted:

greased poles and d cells

enough about your mother

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Schadenboner posted:

Why is throwing batteries into the ocean legal, furthermore why is it a meme?



a battery fire is a delta class fire since it's a metal fire. the only way to put it out is to smother it or toss it overboard if it happened on a navy ship. the ocean doesn't put out the fire, but it at least saves the ship from further damage.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004



Mr. Nice! posted:

a battery fire is a delta class fire since it's a metal fire. the only way to put it out is to smother it or toss it overboard if it happened on a navy ship. the ocean doesn't put out the fire, but it at least saves the ship from further damage.

plus it feels good and is perfectly legal

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Cocoa Crispies posted:

enough about your mother

hey now!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

no one mentioned the god-saviour freed all the tesla patents ?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


the odometer is in a separate, single-use ubuntu vm

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


With this update of the Odometr app:
  • Link your Odometr account to your Apple Watch or Fitbit fitness tracker. If you reach your daily step goal your vehicle's overall mileage will decrease by ten.
  • Link Odometr to your Uber driver account to only accrue half vehicle mileage during price surges.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


mileage tampering, but completely by accident

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

THE HORROR
THE HORROR



um actually you'll find that whenever you install a system update you're basically getting a whole new car because of the quality and care we put into it so it only makes sense to roll the odometer back

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010


infernal machines posted:

guess what incredibly illegal thing tesla is responsible for now

https://twitter.com/Drock002/status/1092907283808305152

*whooooooosh*

TESLA hosed MY TAXES AND MY CAR

*hsooooooohw*

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

If Godzilla can do it, you know I can deliver!

Pillbug

My Linux Rig posted:

*whooooooosh*

TESLA hosed MY TAXES AND MY CAR

*hsooooooohw*

That one weird trick the DOT doesn't want you to know about!

Under penalty of law.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


lancemantis posted:

so greymarket chat how did the military guys I'd see have their Volkswagens from germany in the US work? just another illegal car?

they have to get them modified to be identical to a model sold in the united states, and a letter from the manufacturer stating the modifications have been performed

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


quote:

Yesterday Tesla Inc. director Linda Johnson Rice exercised options on 1,700 shares of Tesla stock at a strike price of $319.57, and then sold the stock at $320 per share, for net proceeds of 43 cents per share, or $731 total. The options would have expired in July 2024.
[...]
Rice did the same thing last month the exercises and sales are part of an automatic Rule 10b5-1 trading plan that she set up in November

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/...03/edgardoc.xml

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/a...f-goldman-sachs

one of tesla's execs is selling all her options at whatever price she can get, month by month.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/...03/edgardoc.xml

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/a...f-goldman-sachs

one of tesla's execs is selling all her options at whatever price she can get, month by month.

least dumbest person in the room

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

they have to get them modified to be identical to a model sold in the united states, and a letter from the manufacturer stating the modifications have been performed

im quite sure there is a ton of cheating on this stuff though

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



Notorious b.s.d. posted:

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/...03/edgardoc.xml

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/a...f-goldman-sachs

one of tesla's execs is selling all her options at whatever price she can get, month by month.

this is pretty normal to do although executives usually keep a certain percentage just for optics

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

If Godzilla can do it, you know I can deliver!

Pillbug

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

they have to get them modified to be identical to a model sold in the united states, and a letter from the manufacturer stating the modifications have been performed

But it also rarely ends up happening, and I've had quite a few friends bring over cars that are unmodified

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Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016



Last Chance posted:

plus it feels good and is perfectly legal

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