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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003



I hope Tesla goes private by the Saudis buying 69% of the stock at $420.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


selling to the country that did 9/11 to own the libs

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



Suspicious Dish posted:

Yeah but the buyback would require 53bil and I don't think even the Saudis are that big of idiots

well they just threatened to 9/11 canada

Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016



what the gently caress private investor is dumb enough to buy out tesla at this massively inflated price?

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




twitter was a mistake

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Rex-Goliath posted:

what the gently caress private investor is dumb enough to buy out tesla at this massively inflated price?

the one that thought this was a good idea

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?





hobbesmaster posted:

the one that thought this was a good idea



lmfao

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you

whoa

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you

that seems like an idea that came from THE ORB

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Rex-Goliath posted:

what the gently caress private investor is dumb enough to buy out tesla at this massively inflated price?

someone with fake money

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



that was posted to a verified twitter account run by the Saudi government yesterday. the national press has covered it. they deleted the tweet and reposted it without the airplane aimed at downtown toronto.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


canyoneer posted:

that seems like an idea that came from THE ORB

orb confirmed as AM

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

dude put that thing away


PleasureKevin posted:

im noticing a pattern with musk. he makes a statement that ought to be illegal, but he puts a joke in it, therefore if and when he is arrested hell just roll his eyes and all his followers will think the SEC is a bunch of humourless idiots

its called a trial balloon, trump does it too

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010




Bread Liar

musk's 5000 cars/week has finally found its match; a nigerian prince's $53 billion

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


elon "tesla is being smeared non-stop by the oil companies" musk is going to sell tesla to the oil country

forever growing thinking emoji

PCjr sidecar
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme



anybody checked on the SoftBank guy recently? p sure hed be pissed if hes not involved

Maximum Leader
Dec 4, 2014


I don't doubt the sincerity of their post-oil plans but I don't think they're likely to succeed, especially not if the plans (in part) consist of buying Tesla

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

420 blaze it muskerfuckers

Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016



so wait is he actually being bought out or is he committing securities fraud once again

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture







College Slice

Rex-Goliath posted:

so wait is he actually being bought out or is he committing securities fraud once again

given no one at tesla knew until after he tweeted it i'm gonna go with 'the book is gonna be like bad blood but even crazier'

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007



College Slice

elon (noted huge piece of poo poo) has gone full delorean and found a cocaine cartel to fund model 3 production

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.


the talent deficit posted:

given no one at tesla knew until after he tweeted it i'm gonna go with 'the book is gonna be like bad blood but even crazier'

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Nap Ghost

mrmcd posted:

I hope Tesla goes private by the Saudis buying 69% of the stock at $420.

I'm actually a little disappointed he didn't go for $420.69

I mean if you're going to go go all out

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


Munkeymon posted:

I'm actually a little disappointed he didn't go for $420.69

I mean if you're going to go go all out

at $420/share the estimated valuation is $69 billion

approximately

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

Office Worker

Captain Foo posted:

bumping this thread because Elon musk sucks

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!



Pillbug

Shaggar posted:

just add struts until it works

iirc the java license prohibits using it in rocketry though?

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Nap Ghost

infernal machines posted:

at $420/share the estimated valuation is $69 billion

approximately

oh I missed that but I don't think the ~$113M extra would keep people from noticing the valuation is still 'heh close to $69B nice'

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



using saudi arabian blood money to take your company private is just the cost of doing business in america

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003



PleasureKevin posted:

using saudi arabian blood ... is ... business in america

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

bump

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



Fun Shoe

elin muks is a colossal moron and extremely sucks

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


he sucks bigly

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010




Bread Liar

elon sucsk

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

the cyberpunk dystopia is now
you are not the runner


Clever Betty

posting itt for it is true that elon musk really sucks

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/ElonsPromises/s...4736741376?s=19

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



Fun Shoe

I would give a Kudos to Tesla for that one. Hope that you have a good delivery experience in the end.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

dude put that thing away


in the audiobook version of the Algebraist that I have, the narrator pronounces kudos like QDOS

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011




California85D | August 8, 2018
On the bright side, it's good they didn't try to deliver the car if they found problems.

rajmw | August 8, 2018
Agreed, I would give a Kudos to Tesla for that one. Hope that you have a good delivery experience in the end.

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

somewhere inside tesla:
"uh, guys, we're up to a 15% reject rate on initial deliveries. we should really double-check that all of the seats are in the car before we give the customer the keys, ya know?"

elon: "THAT'S IT!! NO CAR IS TO LEAVE THIS FACTORY WITHOUT BEING PERSONALLY INSPECTED BY ME!"

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fermun
Nov 4, 2009

The X-Files will return in a moment.



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