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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


chaff deployers that create a radar signature equivalent to an aluminum bodied spruce goose

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Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Pillbug

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

also what the gently caress is going on in that "I hit a small pot hole" picture? sure they're shoddily made but that's some crash test dummies toy poo poo where you tap the wheel and the car explodes

Those things ruled now I think of it.

I think it was a joke. telling that it's even slightly believable though

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Excellent. The Arkham Asylum shower cam is operational once more.


Munkeymon posted:

I think it was a joke. telling that it's even slightly believable though

theyre mocking the op saying theres no way a car would just fall apart like that

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> propitiate the dread god arengee




Pillbug

duz posted:

theyre mocking the op saying theres no way a car would just fall apart like that

if they are they're still under the glamour and in for a rude awakening

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Excellent. The Arkham Asylum shower cam is operational once more.


very much so

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Munkeymon posted:

I think it was a joke. telling that it's even slightly believable though

oh right, makes sense..

duz posted:

theyre mocking the op saying theres no way a car would just fall apart like that

wait no, nothing makes sense

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Doctor Rope

duz posted:

theyre mocking the op saying theres no way a car would just fall apart like that

it's this

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/...991501584527365

e: no fatties allowed!

https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/...001945657303040

Endless Mike fucked around with this message at Aug 13, 2018 around 13:50

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



Suspicious Dish posted:

the front fell off

nice


imagine the end of "animal farm" but with rich, misogynist homophobes instead of pigs

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


the elon from muskogy has had his lawyers ghost write an "I meant well" letter

checkmate

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

quote:

I Think this is the best car

can close my eyes on a lot of things

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

musk should break into the mobile device market next because he seems to have a talent for self-owns

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal


lol

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005




220 lbs for 6'4 isn't even that fat no? i mean it's fat but it's nothing like obese or anything, according to bmi

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

dude put that thing away


the correct term is “husky”

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal

how much does elon weigh?

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011



Fun Shoe

good morning thread elon confirmed he committed securities fraud

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



securities fuckup megathread

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.


go play outside Skyler posted:

220 lbs for 6'4 isn't even that fat no? i mean it's fat but it's nothing like obese or anything, according to bmi

220 lbs isn't that heavy for 6'4-- BMI is misleading for tall and short people.

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010



prisoner of waffles posted:

220 lbs isn't that heavy for 6'4-- BMI is misleading for tall and short people.

it's also misleading for people who are more heavily muscled. it's still useful as a health indicator for most though

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

the cyberpunk dystopia is now
you are not the runner


Clever Betty

flakeloaf posted:

securities fuckup megathread

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


go play outside Skyler posted:

220 lbs for 6'4 isn't even that fat no? i mean it's fat but it's nothing like obese or anything, according to bmi
he's 6'2" and you're correct, but 220 is still going to be overweight for most anyone who isn't a biological male more than two standard deviations above average height.

source: i'm fat

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Silver Alicorn posted:

the correct term is “husky”

thanks for the middle school flashbacks tt

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


flakeloaf posted:

securities fuckup megathread

lol

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

my_crimes.tweet

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Endless Mike posted:

he's 6'2" and you're correct, but 220 is still going to be overweight for most anyone who isn't a biological male more than two standard deviations above average height.

source: i'm fat

when you're selling 100k+ supposedly supercars it seems like you'd want someone very tall and muscular to fit into your car

lancemantis
Sep 14, 2007




Fun Shoe

haha of course since the one thing they make is their own seats, they have the worst specs in the world

literally not a problem for any other car built in the last 50 years afaik

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010




Bread Liar

flakeloaf posted:

securities fuckup megathread

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> propitiate the dread god arengee




Pillbug

lol wait what did he say to actually confirm he did a crime

edit goddamnit i gotta stop doing that unnecessary capitalized words thing, makes me scan like our dumb rear end in a top hat president

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.


whats a capital

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> propitiate the dread god arengee




Pillbug

a building

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Gravy Boat 2k

lancemantis posted:

haha of course since the one thing they make is their own seats, they have the worst specs in the world

literally not a problem for any other car built in the last 50 years afaik

one of the 152s i fly has a metal bar like that in the seat that you can feel.

so tesla has at least reached the level of seat comfort provided by a 40 year old small airplane where everything is built to minimize weight above all else

luxury vehicles

hobbesmaster posted:

when you're selling 100k+ supposedly supercars it seems like you'd want someone very tall and muscular to fit into your car

nah, that's when you're selling 100k+ luxobarges like bentleys or whatever. supercars are the one place where you can get away with making something that costs as much as a house and feels like riding in a coffin made out of a bathtub because you can say it's for performance reasons.

this is apparently the only picture on the internet of someone getting into a countach. i wonder why

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011



Fun Shoe

Ciaphas posted:

lol wait what did he say to actually confirm he did a crime

edit goddamnit i gotta stop doing that unnecessary capitalized words thing, makes me scan like our dumb rear end in a top hat president

he admitted that "funding secured" wasn't true, on the blog, publicly

https://www.tesla.com/blog/update-taking-tesla-private

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> propitiate the dread god arengee




Pillbug

Suspicious Dish posted:

he admitted that "funding secured" wasn't true, on the blog, publicly

https://www.tesla.com/blog/update-taking-tesla-private

what an absolute loving dunce

have posts on Twitter been tested in criminal court yet? I sort of expected that litmus test to be Trump but maybe not!

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Sagebrush posted:

one of the 152s i fly has a metal bar like that in the seat that you can feel.

so tesla has at least reached the level of seat comfort provided by a 40 year old small airplane where everything is built to minimize weight above all else

luxury vehicles


nah, that's when you're selling 100k+ luxobarges like bentleys or whatever. supercars are the one place where you can get away with making something that costs as much as a house and feels like riding in a coffin made out of a bathtub because you can say it's for performance reasons.

this is apparently the only picture on the internet of someone getting into a countach. i wonder why



hm, yeah i misphrased that. the model S is more of a panamera than a 911

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing, or you could face a fine

for more information please re-read this title

go play outside Skyler posted:

220 lbs for 6'4 isn't even that fat no? i mean it's fat but it's nothing like obese or anything, according to bmi

it's very fat, at least 20 pounds overweight, likely moreso

there's literally no reason to be over 200 pounds unless you're like 7' tall

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion


Fallen Rib

tesla is selling to a bunch of americans and americans are fat so maybe tesla should make better seats

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


hobbesmaster posted:

when you're selling 100k+ supposedly supercars it seems like you'd want someone very tall and muscular to fit into your car

race car drivers are twinks

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

dude put that thing away


elbow mush

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


poty posted:

race car drivers are twinks

yeah here are the two best motogp riders in the world. they might have 230 lbs between the two of em

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