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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


poty posted:

race car drivers are twinks

racecar drivers don't buy the cars they drive.

how many newly minted millionaires do the NFL and NBA drafts create each year?

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004



flakeloaf posted:

securities fuckup megathread

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

two slices of bread, one slice of tuna

hobbesmaster posted:

racecar drivers don't buy the cars they drive.

how many newly minted millionaires do the NFL and NBA drafts create each year?

well they factory gate quite a few at least

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.



Hmm, yes, I definitely cannot find any examples of athletes < 7 feet with weight over 200 lbs.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


hobbesmaster posted:

racecar drivers don't buy the cars they drive.

how many newly minted millionaires do the NFL and NBA drafts create each year?

i dont know. maybe a couple hundred?

probably less than /r/wallstreetbets at any rate

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing, or you could face a fine

for more information please re-read this title

prisoner of waffles posted:

Hmm, yes, I definitely cannot find any examples of athletes < 7 feet with weight over 200 lbs.

we're not talking about athletes, we're talking about everyday people

in particular, we're talking about tech nerds who are all grossly overweight, particularly the weightlifter types who fancy themselves athletes

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.


dont engage stymie

remember your training

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing, or you could face a fine

for more information please re-read this title

also, as if there isn't a problem with obesity among athletes these days too

lancemantis
Sep 14, 2007




Fun Shoe

well powerlifters and bodybuilders are all pretty much heart attacks waiting to happen, body compositions stats or no

turns out just being heavy is still bad for you

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

lol azalea banks

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


https://twitter.com/sadhoeflo/statu...7213880320?s=21

it does seem to explain a few things

lancemantis
Sep 14, 2007




Fun Shoe

thats why you want to be an endurance athlete and weigh the same as your pregnant wife

and get lightheaded when you stand up too fast because your resting heart rate is too low

and die from other heart issues because physicians can't tell if your heart has changed due to training or if you have a heart defect

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Gravy Boat 2k

"those athletes are so fat," scowls stymie, as his bones collapse from the strain of putting on a light jacket

PCjr sidecar
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme




hahaha

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


graph posted:

lol azalea banks

lol holy poo poo yesssss

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004



https://twitter.com/jowens510/statu...057842341269515

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing, or you could face a fine

for more information please re-read this title

Sagebrush posted:

"those athletes are so fat," scowls stymie, as his bones collapse from the strain of putting on a light jacket

he typed, red in the face not from anger but from high blood pressure

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?





graph posted:

lol azalea banks

well that escalated quickly

Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016




lancemantis
Sep 14, 2007




Fun Shoe

i feel like elon is probably really jealous of that sex cult dude

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe

Doctor Rope


https://twitter.com/jowens510/statu...4101863424?s=19

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007



College Slice

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


hmmm maybe i shouldnt ask grimes out after all

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



after calling a rescue diver a pedophile, 47 year old Musk asked his 30-year-old girlfriend to invite her 27-year-old friend over for a sex 3-some

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


poty posted:

hmmm maybe i shouldnt ask grimes out after all

do it. we're overdue for a good yosgoon saga.

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.


maybe being at best borderline incompetent to manage certain businesses and taking drugs is not a good way to be a tech tycoon? who knows

grimes' boyfriend knows

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

poty posted:

hmmm maybe i shouldnt ask grimes out after all

seems p obv you should be asking out azelia banks

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.


on the one extreme, elon could be turned into An Example
on the other extreme, the SEC could act exactly as useless as everyone suspects it is
somewhere in the middle lies getting a slap on the wrist as elon makes bombastic statements about how great he, $TSLA and spacex are

alas, option 3 is the most likely

Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016



PleasureKevin posted:

after calling a rescue diver a pedophile, 47 year old Musk asked his 30-year-old girlfriend to invite her 27-year-old friend over for a sex 3-some

then decided itíd be a good idea to get extremely online on acid

writers for silicon valley are probably furious at having to scrap so much material they had ready for next season

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Rex-Goliath posted:

then decided itíd be a good idea to get extremely online on acid

writers for silicon valley are probably furious at having to scrap so much material they had ready for next season
the writers for silicon valley have either the hardest or the easiest jobs in showbiz

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


FMguru posted:

the writers for silicon valley have either the hardest or the easiest jobs in showbiz

they have to tone down the real stories to make it believable

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Gravy Boat 2k

Someone post the bit about Astro Teller trying to angrily open a conference room door while wearing rollerblades

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005



elon musk probably started microdosing like all the cool valley kids but let it spin out of control and now he's hitting 2 tabs a day

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-


lmao at that azalea banks stuff, twitter is the greatest website in the world

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless


I checked on this thread expecting a derail and instead found gold. holy poo poo

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP




today is a good day lmaooo

karms
Jan 22, 2006

ooOooOoOooooOOo


Yam Slacker

Tech jesus turns out to be a druggie sex weird??????

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

karms posted:

Tech jesus turns out to be a druggie sex weird??????
just like the actual jesus

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol Elon got a hair panel gap

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



FMguru posted:

just like the actual jesus

jesus didnít have fast charging. took 3 days to recharge from being fully dead.

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