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Zlodo
Nov 24, 2006


Sagebrush posted:

Someone post the bit about Astro Teller trying to angrily open a conference room door while wearing rollerblades

lmao

http://fortune.com/2016/06/10/silic...ey-astro-teller

quote:

The New Yorker added that Teller left the room “in a huff.” But he had trouble getting out in part because he was wearing Rollerblades to the meeting.

“Then there was this awkward moment of him fumbling with his I.D. badge, trying to get the door to open,” Kemper said in the interview. “It felt like it lasted an hour. We were all trying not to laugh.”

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

Elon Musk Responds to Azealia Banks' Claims of Ghosting, Tweeting, and LSD: I Don't Know Her


hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


graph posted:

Elon Musk Responds to Azealia Banks' Claims of Ghosting, Tweeting, and LSD: I Don't Know Her




so that would be a yes to the ghosting thing

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

"They bring me out there on the premise that we would hang and make music," Banks claimed via DM. "But his dumbass kept tweeting and tucked his dick in between his rear end cheeks once poo poo hit the fan."

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


ahhhhh! lmao.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

the hellworld timeline we are all inescapably trapped in occasionally pays off

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before


Lmao imagine owning yourself at that level

You can't recover from that, it's pure, base

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

ensign dwarf, set a course for getting blitzed the fuck out

warp factor nine

the talent deficit posted:

the f-22 anti radar paint coating needs to be replaced after 15 minutes in the air

at the end of the day even without the antiradar paint it's still an extremely high-performance aircraft


it's also still funny how like fifteen years ago people were screaming about how F-22 was such a dog of a plane and F-35 was obviously the sensible choice

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



when was the last time actual air-to-air dogfight, vietnam?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


with the US involved? Bosnia iirc. if not the first gulf war

there’s been some dogfights between African nations this century

either way the main threat is from SAMs

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


hobbesmaster posted:

there’s been some dogfights between African nations this century

some hot mig on mig action?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


there was also this shoot down last year, which was between fighters technically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6k-E3Kjg1o

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


yowza

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Gravy Boat 2k

qirex posted:

when was the last time actual air-to-air dogfight, vietnam?

A Navy F-18 shot down a Syrian Su-22 earlier this year

The last actual "dogfight" though (ie multiple fighters on both sides with significant maneuvering involved) would probably be the early part of the first gulf war

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


hobbesmaster posted:

with the US involved? Bosnia iirc. if not the first gulf war

there’s been some dogfights between African nations this century

either way the main threat is from SAMs

just bombard countries from orbit with teslas imho

hot rods from the gods

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Gravy Boat 2k

actually Israel periodically shoots down planes from all the countries that surround them so maybe they have something more recent than that

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


President Beep posted:

some hot mig on mig action?

Eritrean- Ethiopian war.

from Wikipedia:

quote:

The Su-27s were used to shoot down four Eritrean Air Force MIG-29s; the first on Feb. 25, 1999 and the second on Feb. 26, 1999. In return Eritrean MiG-29s shot down a total of two MiG-21 and one MiG-23 fighters during the war.

Israel shot down some Syrian fighters on 9/14/2001

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

just bombard countries from orbit with teslas imho

hot rods from the gods

But then a Tesla might kill someone who doesn't absolutely deserve it

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal


i don't know anything about this woman

but i like her

Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016



graph posted:

"They bring me out there on the premise that we would hang and make music," Banks claimed via DM. "But his dumbass kept tweeting and tucked his dick in between his rear end cheeks once poo poo hit the fan."



i’ve never used this emot before and i’m real glad i finally am:

fake edit: why the gently caress is that not registered as sicko or sickos?

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007



College Slice

Rex-Goliath posted:

why the gently caress is that not registered as sicko or sickos?

it’s bad form to sign you’re posts in yospos

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal

Shifty Pony posted:

lol Elon or Grimes (or both) was totally gunning for a threesome and Elon dicked it up by committing securities fraud.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte


Hot Rope Guy

musk probably wanted iggy azalea anyway

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

by R. Guyovich


emerald boy lookin' like he's about to be the software wizard of oz

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


shifty inspired me, ty

https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1029165692925300737

Anti-Citizen
Oct 24, 2007
As You're Playing Chess, I'm Playing Russian Roulette

akadajet posted:

i don't know anything about this woman

but i like her

She's like that sloppy wreck of a friend that you're not totally sure why you keep arround because she's really embarassing at parties, but then she keeps starting fights with people who deserve it.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

The X-Files will return in a moment.



akadajet posted:

i don't know anything about this woman

but i like her
she's loving wild and entertaining on her own.

she tried to break a bottle and glass some random person at a party rza was throwing in his hotel room and then russel crowe stopped her but then also roughed her up a bit and spit in her face

she had a closet that she sacrificed a live chicken in every day for about 3 years and that she was doing this was only discovered when she posted a video on instagram where she decided that the 3 years of blood, poo poo, and feathers needed to be cleaned up and in the end it required a belt sander to take up a few millimeters of the wood floor to get to some floor that wasn't stained in blood and poo poo.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte


Hot Rope Guy

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

musk probably wanted iggy azalea anyway

1. musk tries to get a 3-way with a trashy platinum blonde from a former european colony known for widespread racism
2. drat grimes, u mean "azalea rapper chick" wasn't specific enough??
3. ghost the black lady

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

1. musk tries to get a 3-way with a trashy platinum blonde from a former european colony known for widespread racism
2. drat grimes, u mean "azalea rapper chick" wasn't specific enough??
3. ghost the black lady
this is the most ockhams razor compliant explanation, amazingly enough

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

ensign dwarf, set a course for getting blitzed the fuck out

warp factor nine

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

1. musk tries to get a 3-way with a trashy platinum blonde from a former european colony known for widespread racism
2. drat grimes, u mean "azalea rapper chick" wasn't specific enough??
3. ghost the black lady



creationist believer posted:

it’s bad form to sign you’re posts in yospos

drat


fuckin' beautiful

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

fermun posted:

she's loving wild and entertaining on her own.

she tried to break a bottle and glass some random person at a party rza was throwing in his hotel room and then russel crowe stopped her but then also roughed her up a bit and spit in her face

she had a closet that she sacrificed a live chicken in every day for about 3 years and that she was doing this was only discovered when she posted a video on instagram where she decided that the 3 years of blood, poo poo, and feathers needed to be cleaned up and in the end it required a belt sander to take up a few millimeters of the wood floor to get to some floor that wasn't stained in blood and poo poo.

she's p much the model of perfection in a woman, agreed

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Nap Ghost

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

1. musk tries to get a 3-way with a trashy platinum blonde from a former european colony known for widespread racism
2. drat grimes, u mean "azalea rapper chick" wasn't specific enough??
3. ghost the black lady

possible that he'd normally be super into the (white South African) transgression of getting with a black, err sorry 'blick', lady but the acid suppressed enough of his ego that he was freaking out over the knowledge that one of his companies is failing

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

2. drat grimes, u mean "azalea rapper chick" wasn't specific enough??

wait



no

oh jeez

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


when u try to do grimes but u do crimes instead

EVGA Longoria
Dec 25, 2005

Let's go exploring!


NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol Elon got a hair panel gap

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



anime was right posted:

emerald boy lookin' like he's about to be the software wizard of oz

if the car melted in water why did it have a puddle of it just lying around

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


flakeloaf posted:

if the car melted in water why did it have a puddle of it just lying around

sorry everyone's car took a nap in a poppy field

lancemantis
Sep 14, 2007




Fun Shoe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

1. musk tries to get a 3-way with a trashy platinum blonde from a former european colony known for widespread racism
2. drat grimes, u mean "azalea rapper chick" wasn't specific enough??
3. ghost the black lady

was going to joke about this plausible situation as well

“No gimesey, broo, I meant the other one, this ones blick”

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

lancemantis posted:

“No gimesey, broo, I meant the other one, this ones blick”

lol irl

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refleks
Nov 21, 2006


i never heard of grimes boyfriends girlfriend before, but i stumbled across this dumbass apple commercial featuring her talking about how important it is for her to work on the floor...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRl5wi8JCnA

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