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literal quote: "It's super important for me to work on the floor"
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Okay kiddo here's a sander, the wood paste is over there by the poly coat and the sandpaper sheets
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Aug 14, 2018 14:30
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azalea banks knows something about working on the floor because they had to take a power sander to her floor to clean up 3 years of chicken debris out of her closet from sacrificing chickens
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Aug 14, 2018 14:35
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SO DEMANDING posted:cool they found a new use for your moms dildo
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Aug 14, 2018 14:38
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https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/1029201069933391872 G R A H M S
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Aug 14, 2018 16:17
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i've heard azalia banks make me give god thanks for the ears i use to hear her tune and i once heard grimes during happy times her nostalgic playlist's on my zune but i've never met a nice saff efrikan
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Aug 14, 2018 16:23
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flakeloaf posted:i've heard azalia banks Sang while driving in a Tesla roadster covered in dead animals/people/flames lol
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Aug 14, 2018 16:28
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that faux south african accent stuff cracks me up
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Aug 14, 2018 16:55
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sef efreken
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Aug 14, 2018 17:04
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:sef efreken
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Aug 14, 2018 17:07
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:1. musk tries to get a 3-way with a trashy platinum blonde from a former european colony known for widespread racism This was one of my first thoughts when I read her IG story. I think chances are increasing by the day that musky ends up like McAffee or a (hopefully) poorer version of that Broadcom guy.
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Aug 14, 2018 17:23
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https://twitter.com/Trumpery45/status/1028532464267010048
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Aug 14, 2018 18:07
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exactly what you expect from a guy who asks his suppliers to retroactively reduce the price of supplies he's already bought for bookkeeping purposes
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Aug 14, 2018 18:13
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golly, i wonder if that has anything to do with the bumpers getting blown off when you ford a puddle
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Aug 14, 2018 18:15
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the puddle is too deep to ford you lose: 8 sets of jorts 3 empty starbucks cups 1 bumper 220 pounds of driver FARTBONER (drowned)
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Aug 14, 2018 18:16
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 Here lies FARTBONER peperony and chease
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Aug 14, 2018 18:28
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flakeloaf posted:the puddle is too deep to ford
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Aug 14, 2018 18:42
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infernal machines posted:
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Aug 14, 2018 18:46
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Aug 14, 2018 18:48
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"heated gaming moment": accidentally calling people racial and gendered slurs "heated twitter moment": accidentally provoking the sec into taking your house
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Aug 14, 2018 18:50
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Imagine being a billionaire that just sits around all day stewing over the taunts of random Twitter nobodies that you self-own into a securities fraud settlement.
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Aug 14, 2018 19:03
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mrmcd posted:Imagine being a billionaire that just sits around all day stewing over the taunts of random Twitter nobodies that you self-own into a securities fraud settlement. could be worse, you could self-own yourself into impeachment
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Aug 14, 2018 19:33
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all of this just to make a 420 joke
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Aug 14, 2018 19:34
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a single episode entourage remake that's just 22 minutes of the movie star getting his phone slapped out of his hand
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Aug 14, 2018 20:24
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Endless Mike posted:could be worse, you could self-own yourself into impeachment musk won't be going to jail, but there are real monetary incentives for those empowered to conduct oversight of his antics to remove him from leadership if need be (unlike certain other rash tweeting executives)
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Aug 14, 2018 20:55
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:musk won't be going to jail, but there are real monetary incentives for those empowered to conduct oversight of his antics to remove him from leadership if need be (unlike certain other rash tweeting executives) the likely penalty from an SEC settlement would be a ban on being an officer of or on the board of a company think about how musk would take that
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Aug 14, 2018 21:02
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hobbesmaster posted:the likely penalty from an SEC settlement would be a ban on being an officer of or on the board of a company don't worry, he'll have his fuckoff huge pile of money to cry himself to sleep on.
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Aug 14, 2018 21:07
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hobbesmaster posted:the likely penalty from an SEC settlement would be a ban on being an officer of or on the board of a company loike a fokken pooss
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Aug 14, 2018 21:17
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Everyone knows fasteners are oil industry FUD.
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Aug 14, 2018 21:31
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President Beep posted:don't worry, he'll have his fuckoff huge pile of money to cry himself to sleep on. He has bought at least $27 million in mansions. I’m not entirely sure, but he probably got mortgages for them. Most of his wealth is in stock, and if he sold all that now, it’s gonna look like insider trading (bumping his stock then selling). So he’s going to be removed as CEO, fined by the SEC, and either be unable to sell his shares or they’re not going to be worth much. So he’ll be selling those properties. If that should happen to coincide with a housing market downturn, it would just make it comically worse. But since this is capitalism where the wealthy never really get what they deserve, Musk will probably raise enough money to start another company and continue failing upwards.
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Aug 14, 2018 22:14
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I'm starting the gofundme to help him out right now.
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Aug 14, 2018 22:24
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hobbesmaster posted:the likely penalty from an SEC settlement would be a ban on being an officer of or on the board of a company that depends on whether KSA takes spacex private
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Aug 14, 2018 22:25
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:that depends on whether KSA takes spacex private uhhhhh spacex is already private and national security types might not want another nation owning a major military launch provider
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Aug 14, 2018 22:30
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for real tho musk has enough cash to comfortably live the rest of his life as an eccentric known for endlessly chasing publicity stunts and cosplayer tail at all the major nerd cons
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Aug 14, 2018 22:35
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:for real tho musk has enough cash to comfortably live the rest of his life as an eccentric known for endlessly chasing publicity stunts and cosplayer tail at all the major nerd cons maybe except the rumor is that he for whatever stupid reason used all his stock to get more loans so that cash may be given to creditors instead 
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Aug 14, 2018 22:40
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Aug 14, 2018 22:50
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PleasureKevin posted:He has bought at least $27 million in mansions. I’m not entirely sure, but he probably got mortgages for them. Most of his wealth is in stock, and if he sold all that now, it’s gonna look like insider trading (bumping his stock then selling). So he’s going to be removed as CEO, fined by the SEC, and either be unable to sell his shares or they’re not going to be worth much. So he’ll be selling those properties. If that should happen to coincide with a housing market downturn, it would just make it comically worse. musk has used half of his tsla stock to secure loans
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Aug 14, 2018 22:57
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Aug 14, 2018 23:25
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i do enjoy that his brother is even more of a failson than elon is like im pretty sure all he does is crunchy granola im a philanthropist fake-jobs
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yep restaurants and 501c3's all the way down
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