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refleks
Nov 21, 2006


literal quote: "It's super important for me to work on the floor"

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


Okay kiddo here's a sander, the wood paste is over there by the poly coat and the sandpaper sheets

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you

azalea banks knows something about working on the floor because they had to take a power sander to her floor to clean up 3 years of chicken debris out of her closet from sacrificing chickens

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe

Doctor Rope

https://twitter.com/marrowing/statu...201069933391872

G R A H M S

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



i've heard azalia banks
make me give god thanks
for the ears i use to hear her tune

and i once heard grimes
during happy times
her nostalgic playlist's on my zune

but i've never met a nice saff efrikan

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


flakeloaf posted:

i've heard azalia banks
make me give god thanks
for the ears i use to hear her tune

and i once heard grimes
during happy times
her nostalgic playlist's on my zune

but i've never met a nice saff efrikan

Sang while driving in a Tesla roadster covered in dead animals/people/flames lol

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!



that faux south african accent stuff cracks me up

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

sef efreken

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

1. musk tries to get a 3-way with a trashy platinum blonde from a former european colony known for widespread racism
2. drat grimes, u mean "azalea rapper chick" wasn't specific enough??
3. ghost the black lady

This was one of my first thoughts when I read her IG story.

I think chances are increasing by the day that musky ends up like McAffee or a (hopefully) poorer version of that Broadcom guy.

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

https://twitter.com/Trumpery45/stat...532464267010048

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



exactly what you expect from a guy who asks his suppliers to retroactively reduce the price of supplies he's already bought for bookkeeping purposes

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


golly, i wonder if that has anything to do with the bumpers getting blown off when you ford a puddle

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



the puddle is too deep to ford
you lose:

8 sets of jorts
3 empty starbucks cups
1 bumper
220 pounds of driver
FARTBONER (drowned)

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


         
      Here lies
      FARTBONER

peperony and
chease

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

the cyberpunk dystopia is now
you are not the runner


Clever Betty

flakeloaf posted:

the puddle is too deep to ford
you lose:

8 sets of jorts
3 empty starbucks cups
1 bumper
220 pounds of driver
FARTBONER (drowned)

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003



infernal machines posted:

         
      Here lies
      FARTBONER

peperony and
chease

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/davidenrich/sta...7407756288?s=19

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



"heated gaming moment": accidentally calling people racial and gendered slurs

"heated twitter moment": accidentally provoking the sec into taking your house

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003



Imagine being a billionaire that just sits around all day stewing over the taunts of random Twitter nobodies that you self-own into a securities fraud settlement.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


mrmcd posted:

Imagine being a billionaire that just sits around all day stewing over the taunts of random Twitter nobodies that you self-own into a securities fraud settlement.

could be worse, you could self-own yourself into impeachment

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.


all of this just to make a 420 joke

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



a single episode entourage remake that's just 22 minutes of the movie star getting his phone slapped out of his hand

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte


Hot Rope Guy

Endless Mike posted:

could be worse, you could self-own yourself into impeachment

musk won't be going to jail, but there are real monetary incentives for those empowered to conduct oversight of his antics to remove him from leadership if need be (unlike certain other rash tweeting executives)

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

musk won't be going to jail, but there are real monetary incentives for those empowered to conduct oversight of his antics to remove him from leadership if need be (unlike certain other rash tweeting executives)

the likely penalty from an SEC settlement would be a ban on being an officer of or on the board of a company

think about how musk would take that

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


hobbesmaster posted:

the likely penalty from an SEC settlement would be a ban on being an officer of or on the board of a company

think about how musk would take that

don't worry, he'll have his fuckoff huge pile of money to cry himself to sleep on.

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.


hobbesmaster posted:

the likely penalty from an SEC settlement would be a ban on being an officer of or on the board of a company

think about how musk would take that

loike a fokken pooss

JumpinJackFlash
Nov 15, 2001



Everyone knows fasteners are oil industry FUD.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



President Beep posted:

don't worry, he'll have his fuckoff huge pile of money to cry himself to sleep on.

He has bought at least $27 million in mansions. Iím not entirely sure, but he probably got mortgages for them. Most of his wealth is in stock, and if he sold all that now, itís gonna look like insider trading (bumping his stock then selling). So heís going to be removed as CEO, fined by the SEC, and either be unable to sell his shares or theyíre not going to be worth much. So heíll be selling those properties. If that should happen to coincide with a housing market downturn, it would just make it comically worse.

But since this is capitalism where the wealthy never really get what they deserve, Musk will probably raise enough money to start another company and continue failing upwards.

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I'm starting the gofundme to help him out right now.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte


Hot Rope Guy

hobbesmaster posted:

the likely penalty from an SEC settlement would be a ban on being an officer of or on the board of a company

think about how musk would take that

that depends on whether KSA takes spacex private

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that depends on whether KSA takes spacex private

uhhhhh spacex is already private and national security types might not want another nation owning a major military launch provider

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte


Hot Rope Guy

for real tho musk has enough cash to comfortably live the rest of his life as an eccentric known for endlessly chasing publicity stunts and cosplayer tail at all the major nerd cons

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

for real tho musk has enough cash to comfortably live the rest of his life as an eccentric known for endlessly chasing publicity stunts and cosplayer tail at all the major nerd cons

maybe except the rumor is that he for whatever stupid reason used all his stock to get more loans so that cash may be given to creditors instead

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein...483539115520001

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY


PleasureKevin posted:

He has bought at least $27 million in mansions. Iím not entirely sure, but he probably got mortgages for them. Most of his wealth is in stock, and if he sold all that now, itís gonna look like insider trading (bumping his stock then selling). So heís going to be removed as CEO, fined by the SEC, and either be unable to sell his shares or theyíre not going to be worth much. So heíll be selling those properties. If that should happen to coincide with a housing market downturn, it would just make it comically worse.

But since this is capitalism where the wealthy never really get what they deserve, Musk will probably raise enough money to start another company and continue failing upwards.

musk has used half of his tsla stock to secure loans

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/roun_sa_ville/s...151587455967233

lancemantis
Sep 14, 2007




Fun Shoe

i do enjoy that his brother is even more of a failson than elon is

like im pretty sure all he does is crunchy granola im a philanthropist fake-jobs

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lancemantis
Sep 14, 2007




Fun Shoe

yep restaurants and 501c3's all the way down

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