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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Cybernetic Crumb

Sagebrush posted:


nah, that's when you're selling 100k+ luxobarges like bentleys or whatever. supercars are the one place where you can get away with making something that costs as much as a house and feels like riding in a coffin made out of a bathtub because you can say it's for performance reasons.

this is apparently the only picture on the internet of someone getting into a countach. i wonder why



yeah getting into exotic cars is supposed to be like lowering yourself into a bathtub with a ceiling 1 foot over the lip of the bathtub. if you don't have a side frame rail there that goes up to the height of a normal car window and doesn't move when the door opens, it's not a real exotic car.

also the seats are hard because that makes the car lighter and go faster. padding is for lexuses and mercedes cars for old people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8aJkf-VXio

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Cybernetic Crumb

i have gotten 10x more flexible after getting the lotus because i have to put my feet up by my face every time i want to get in or out of it.

lancemantis
Sep 14, 2007




Fun Shoe

i felt pretty cozy in the F430 Scuderia I drove once

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you


it's a suth effrican rawhide kobayashi

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007



College Slice

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that depends on whether KSA takes spacex private

spacex more likely to get bought by KSP imo

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


canyoneer posted:

it's a suth effrican rawhide kobayashi

lol. beat me to it.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005
I only have canyoneyes for you

creationist believer posted:

spacex more likely to get bought by KSP imo

lol

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


augmented reality

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

good news theres a bunch of unsold teslas in this video


https://twitter.com/23dawit/status/...7668046848?s=19

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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Isn't he the guy that started the solar company that musk bought

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

🍄 Nuke Em All 2019

Lipstick Apathy

he looks more likely to be invested in bootlegging

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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I'm surprised that car isn't painted like the general lee

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Cybernetic Crumb

sorry guys that belt buckle fuckin rules

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


what has texas done to you?

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion


Fallen Rib

Kimbal owns some good restaurants in the Denver area

kierrie
Jun 7, 2010


lmao at the guy who thinks elon musk has a mortgage.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


kierrie posted:

lmao at the guy who thinks elon musk has a mortgage.

you donít get rich spending your own money when the bankís money will do just fine

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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hobbesmaster posted:

you donít get rich spending your own money when the bankís money will do just fine

yes, time value of money, my friend.

rich people still borrow money because people will lend it to them for free, and they can use the money they don't sink into buying a house outright into something that has better returns.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017



stealing this from the c-spam thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011




as a person who just wrote two paragraphs where i had to muster all my knowledge from entry level college accounting, and all my knowledge from the 4-5 college finance club meetings that I attended solely because it was hosted by my statistics class group project partner who was trying avidly to avoid me... would i be right in saying Musk is walking a dental floss tight rope over a wilderness of razor blades?

now speaking from the perspective of someone who has seen Arbitrage starring Richard Gere, isnít over-inflating your business in order bolster the portfolios of stakeholders the job of any sexually perverted CEO who exploits blacks?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast


Fun Shoe


can you talk normal for like, 15 seconds

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006



Tortured By Flan

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that depends on whether KSA takes spacex private

They'll probably get desperate enough to try and do it to drop some tungsten telephone poles on Yemen only for a Houthi to knock their orbital bombardment platform out of orbit with a reflection from a piece of polished tin can

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006



Tortured By Flan

PleasureKevin posted:

trying avidly to avoid me...

is this a theme in your life because it certainly is for your posting

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



lmao equities as collateral for anything slays me

what's a second order risk????

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001



Slippery Tilde

On the subject of sarth effriker, I have fond memories of watching the goodies when I was a child but never saw the episode where they go to south africa. Good lord is it racist
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2r1oxy

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

dude put that thing away



akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Toilet Rascal


i cry every time

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET


PleasureKevin posted:

would i be right in saying Musk is walking a dental floss tight rope over a wilderness of razor blades?

as the article says, he's fine unless tsla hits $90/share. unless the stock goes below $90, its going down will only hinders his ability to buy acid and fund spacex and the boring company

but despite $90/share probably being a realistic number for tesla, it would send the company into a death spiral:
- convertible debt will come due and need to be paid in cash they don't have instead of "free" stock
- investor confidence would be lost following at 75% drop in share price, making continued equity financing more difficult
- employees would braindrain the company because their options are worthless

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

tesla just got subpoenaed by the sec

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


Aye, gromseygrims, wit tar feck is a soob-poo-ina an whoo is the iss-ee-see?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix? We just don't know.



Buglord

Rex-Goliath posted:

then decided itíd be a good idea to get extremely online on acid

writers for silicon valley are probably furious at having to scrap so much material they had ready for next season

the last season had entirely too much tesla dicksucking

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.


well this is the year everyone chokes on it i guess

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!



Pillbug

Improbable Lobster posted:

the last season had entirely too much tesla dicksucking

yeah the jokes about Dinesh buying a Stanford Camry for an underling were good but the ones about how fast it goes or that cops want to drive one were bad

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Mr. Nice! posted:

tesla just got subpoenaed by the sec

hifi
Jul 25, 2012



Sagebrush posted:

one of the 152s i fly has a metal bar like that in the seat that you can feel.

so tesla has at least reached the level of seat comfort provided by a 40 year old small airplane where everything is built to minimize weight above all else

luxury vehicles


nah, that's when you're selling 100k+ luxobarges like bentleys or whatever. supercars are the one place where you can get away with making something that costs as much as a house and feels like riding in a coffin made out of a bathtub because you can say it's for performance reasons.

this is apparently the only picture on the internet of someone getting into a countach. i wonder why



thats how ray gets into his lambo too

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


this is the largest car I could afford.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?





Mr. Nice! posted:

tesla just got subpoenaed by the sec


Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing, or you could face a fine

for more information please re-read this title

Mr. Nice! posted:

tesla just got subpoenaed by the sec

wow, they're going to have a tough time, that's a pretty serious division

i can't imagine they'll be much of a challenge to florida or arkansas

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


Stymie posted:

wow, they're going to have a tough time, that's a pretty serious division

i can't imagine they'll be much of a challenge to florida or arkansas

lol.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


Stymie posted:

wow, they're going to have a tough time, that's a pretty serious division

i can't imagine they'll be much of a challenge to florida or arkansas

No he got subpoenaed by the less incestuous SEC

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