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Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


College Slice

Shifty Pony posted:

oh sure a software interlock on a HV system capable of dumping 120kW sustained into whatever is unfortunate enough to be at the other end.

from a company that as demonstrated in this thread might have some issues with software design methodology and QA.

great idea!

just to hammer this home:





safe!

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

aaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004




I keep expecting the Monty Python Flying Circus Theme to start playing looking at this

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!



bazinga!

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

You are not my supervisor.


u forgot one

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012



Illegal Hen

movax posted:

iama teledildonics qa tech, ama

when will we be able to have a vibe that can be remotely controlled by strangers at times we specify, for free (without having to hook them up through paid camsites)?

asking for a kinky friend

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


I wonder if it's possible to hack together some kind of gadget that can mimic the signaling of a car's port well enough to cause it to be live without being plugged into a car.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

It's always 2am somewhere.


still actually loling at "gotcha we never did code reviews"

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012



Illegal Hen

FAUXTON posted:

I wonder if it's possible to hack together some kind of gadget that can mimic the signaling of a car's port well enough to cause it to be live without being plugged into a car.

introducing the tesla etherkiller

Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004



FAUXTON posted:

I wonder if it's possible to hack together some kind of gadget that can mimic the signaling of a car's port well enough to cause it to be live without being plugged into a car.

I'm gonna guess paperclip

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat


delete this

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

daef


ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

introducing the tesla etherkiller

I was trying to work that reference in there but then was like "well there's no real mimicry going on there, you're just wiring a cat 5 cable into a 120 (or 240 if you're a real bastard) volt power cord"

On the other hand if you make it dump full voltage no matter what, and someone's car is only set to handle, say, half then hopefully there's something that just breaks the circuit once it's fried or else you might go all like the Galaxy note 7 did.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Don't let the little fuckers generation gap you


Shifty Pony posted:

oh sure a software interlock on a HV system capable of dumping 120kW sustained into whatever is unfortunate enough to be at the other end.

from a company that as demonstrated in this thread might have some issues with software design methodology and QA.

great idea!

there's a bunch of references to it being disabled for specific vins, so they do have some level of authentication there

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011




President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


gonna spoof a tesla so that i can supercharge my tinyhome.

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET


people in month 19 of waiting for their car are alluding to yospos being PAID BASHERS

i mean i am, but they mean the rest of you

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde

Pardot posted:

amber is the correct setting

for a clown to use

at the circus

idiot

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

My name's ralph and i'm a bad guy. I'm 9 feet tall, i weigh 643 pounds. I'm a wrecker, i wreck things.




President Beep posted:

gonna spoof a tesla so that i can supercharge my tinyhome.

Imagine some cyberpunk future where people go around with vans full of battery packs spoofing Teslas to steal electricity from superchargers to power their house.

Or dudes pulling up to you in a parking lot, "hey man, you wanna buy some juice, i got 320kwh here.

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

You are not my supervisor.

Triglav posted:

people in month 19 of waiting for their car are alluding to yospos being PAID BASHERS
so do I go through daddy soros to get that cash like I do for everything else or is it separate

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012

Easter was an Inside Job


im a crisis actor fulltime, this op is ez peezy to pick up dece 4 figgies on a friday afternoon on the side

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

hail satan



Slippery Tilde

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

for a clown to use

at the circus

idiot

69% of all yosposers are color-blind and don't know the difference

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

It's always 2am somewhere.


Powershift posted:

Imagine some cyberpunk future where people go around with vans full of battery packs spoofing Teslas to steal electricity from superchargers to power their house.

i wonder how hard it would be to start modding electric scooters into phone chargers for the homeless

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012

Easter was an Inside Job


Powershift posted:

Imagine some cyberpunk future where people go around with vans full of battery packs spoofing Teslas to steal electricity from superchargers to power their house.

holy poo poo can you finish the rest of this story. im imagining a dredd-like universe

e: our current universe just 2 nuclear wars in the futre

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!


wow, a lot of fake newsSHORT SELLERS itt

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!


id just like to take a moment to quote the best post

canyoneer posted:

he sent a submarine expecting a kid pro quo

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


KoRMaK posted:

holy poo poo can you finish the rest of this story. im imagining a dredd-like universe

e: our current universe just 2 nuclear wars in the futre

in the future all cars are teslas.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


suffix posted:

wow, a lot of fake newsSHORT SELLERS HATERS itt

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012

Easter was an Inside Job


Trig Discipline posted:

please buy my new EP, entitled Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

you in steel panther??

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

The only thing worse than Reddit is amberpos

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


cost of doiní bizness/evíry day
cost of doiní bizness/evíry way
cost of doiní bizness/cars on fire!
cost of doiní bizness, letís do white collar crimes!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

My name's ralph and i'm a bad guy. I'm 9 feet tall, i weigh 643 pounds. I'm a wrecker, i wreck things.




President Beep posted:

in the future all cars are teslas.

All cars are Teslas, all Restaurants are Taco Bell, All burgers are made from rats.

2019 is gonna be WIIIIIIIIIIILD

refleks
Nov 21, 2006


what is the overlap between posters on the star citizen and the tesla subreddits...

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.


which one of you fuckers pushed the digg button

https://digg.com/2018/tesla-infrastructure-firmware-stories-twitter-thread-yospos

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at Aug 24, 2018 around 22:08

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


in it 5íd.

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Digg still exists?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books

Slippery Tilde


big words from a leaker

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



Grimey Drawer


holy poo poo

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003



Lol if this thread is the straw that finally kills Tesla.

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.


i really should've asked first before posting the stuff on twitter, i had no idea it would go viral and i don't want to get anyone in trouble (and someone was already crossposting to reddit). i was a small account, god dammit, this isn't supposed to happen

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