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Sagebrush posted:just trying to imagine what he thinks he's going to do on the production line to speed things up. How are people this dumb?
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FilthyImp posted:How are people this dumb? *looks at QAnon, antivaxxers, NFTs* hmm... yes... how indeed
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Sagebrush posted:just trying to imagine what he thinks he's going to do on the production line to speed things up.
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Nov 30, 2021 21:38
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Sagebrush posted:just trying to imagine what he thinks he's going to do on the production line to speed things up. Motivates the workers to be so fast that you suddenly need to start taking wind resistance into account.
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FilthyImp posted:I remember a Twitter thread where some rando was like "He's an EnGinEEr!" and I realized people think he's literally Tony Starking around Tesla and Space X. since he's "an engineer" he'll have no qualms about launching in temperatures too cold for the o-rings so the 2 week cadence can be kept up
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Nov 30, 2021 22:07
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so long as we're talking rockets, heres a cool story from r/maliciouscompliance https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r52wny/all_nonconformances_shall_be_written_up/
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Nov 30, 2021 22:11
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MomJeans420 posted:"I work so hard and never have time off" would be more compelling if he didn't make adolescent jokes all day on Twitter. Unless you take the Matt Levine approach that his shitposting helps support the stock price and therefore is important to the company. i still think about the time someone pulled his personal jet's flight records and found he went to some video game tourney when he claimed he was living from a factory office
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Nov 30, 2021 22:33
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hobbesmaster posted:since he's "an engineer" he'll have no qualms about launching in temperatures too cold for the o-rings so the 2 week cadence can be kept up now tbf those engineers were the ones who said "yeah absolutely these o-rings fail in freezing temperatures, the shuttle's gonna blow up." the elons in the group ignored them
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Nov 30, 2021 22:35
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flying back to the office same day to sleep at your desk seems like the kind of crazy thing musk would do
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Nov 30, 2021 22:35
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you know he's one of those dudes who's all "i can only poo poo in my own bathroom" too
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Nov 30, 2021 22:40
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its like that Kim Jong-il thing, he just walks around and makes obvious points like "make sure you put that together correctly" and everyone ohs and ahs at his genius
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Nov 30, 2021 23:04
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Jonny 290 posted:yeah nobody knows for sure but its funny to think that elon asked for: four seasons total landscaping
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Nov 30, 2021 23:38
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Soylent Pudding posted:Where's that CEO chart that only shows like 6 hours of actual work in a 70 hour week? was it the peloton guy who spends 90 minutes a day loving around with dimmers?
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Nov 30, 2021 23:41
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DELETE CASCADE posted:four seasons total landscaping fuckin lol
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Soylent Pudding posted:Where's that CEO chart that only shows like 6 hours of actual work in a 70 hour week? got u boo 
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Dec 1, 2021 00:14
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i can simply think of no better way to get this assembly line in tip-top shape than for the ceo to go down there himself and breathe down every overworked worker's neck
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Chris Knight posted:
So this focus on production of Raptor engines elides the demand side of the "flight every two weeks" equation. Aren't they basically reliant on Starlink to generate that demand in the first place?
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Dec 1, 2021 00:45
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thats it no more lunch breaks, only LAUNCH breaks until this poo poo is in orbit
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Zamujasa posted:thats it no more lunch breaks, only LAUNCH breaks until this poo poo is in orbit quote:the show's opening sequence provides the setup of its fanciful premise: While loading food into various compartments to prepare a rocket for an upcoming mission, Barney instructs Junior to hit the "lunch" button, but Junior mistakenly hits the "launch" button. The rocket blasts off and takes them on various misadventures on alien planets.
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Chris Knight posted:lol. if only he had billions of dollars to put into his failing company i don't see what could possibly go wrong seeing how the model 3 rollout went when he used this strategy this is textbook lovely management. like poop management 101. this is like the first lesson in how to be a terrible manager
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Dec 1, 2021 03:10
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production hell, but it's rocket engines can't wait to see the results
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Sagebrush posted:just trying to imagine what he thinks he's going to do on the production line to speed things up. like all lovely managers he doesn't realize that he's powerless and doesn't know how fight the deep urge that he has to DO SOMETHING. he hasn't thought of any of the above scenarios. all he knows is that he needs to DO SOMETHING like everyone had that lovely manager on a death march project who demanded status updates every thirty minutes. of course they don't realize that they're slowing everything down. all they know is they're stressed and they have to DO SOMETHING and that's the only thing they know
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Dec 1, 2021 03:22
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Zamujasa posted:thats it no more lunch breaks, only LAUNCH breaks until this poo poo is in orbit we're drunk as poo poo what's for launch?
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PIZZA.BAT posted:like all lovely managers he doesn't realize that he's powerless and doesn't know how fight the deep urge that he has to DO SOMETHING. he hasn't thought of any of the above scenarios. all he knows is that he needs to DO SOMETHING hey that’s where I exist right now anyone hiring?
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Dec 1, 2021 16:43
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coming up with a new company slogan and company taglines and believing it will motivate the lowly employees to work harder. also a new vaguely latin word combined with a regular english word to make the company name
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achievios: building the better you
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axiatech: we harness the power of knowledge
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testiclenetes: the pods are stored in the balls
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Sopharous: The Limits are Boundless
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Grace Baiting posted:got u boo gonna start billin clients for my gym breaks
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Dec 1, 2021 19:11
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go lawyer mode and bill them for 6 minutes every time you think about work
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https://twitter.com/TheDweck/status/1466518291862622212?s=20
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isn’t he supposed to be on the production line rn?
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Dec 2, 2021 23:41
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Laws to the left of me, poets to the right, here I am, stuck in this poo poo hole earth with elons's loving tweets
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FrozenVent posted:isn’t he supposed to be on the production line rn? elon can distract workers so fast it looks like a blur
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no idea what this is about but i sure hope it escalates into something more. she did kill kurt cobain after all https://twitter.com/Courtney/status/1466471486345158665?s=20
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MomJeans420 posted:no idea what this is about but i sure hope it escalates into something more. she did kill kurt cobain after all i googled to see what she's talking about and elon what happened to your head. you look like a meatball 
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as he aged, he pursued useless bazinga horseshit instead of useless Botox injections and various face lifts like a normal billionaire
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