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MomJeans420 posted:Remember how the Model S Plaid was the ultimate track weapon and not just a hastily thrown together publicity stunt? Eight 100mph to 20mph stops and the brakes caught fire: incredible. tons of people in the comments trying to act like musk wasn't repeatedly claiming that the plaid would be a track capable car
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MomJeans420 posted:wait this is even better everyone who called this when that video was first published come on up to claim your prize the prize is tesla's stock going up another 10%
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its a goddamn hit piece https://twitter.com/kimpaquette/status/1467960812241408004?s=20
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refleks posted:its a goddamn hit piece I particularly love that one "They didn't even try to contact the head of AI at Tesla" "We repeatedly DID try, they never responded" "Of course they didn't respond, it's a hit piece!" Fishmech would be proud at how fast those goal posts are moving
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Get a load of this dweeb https://twitter.com/varbmos/status/1467987132497207302?s=20 Ih what a surprise they have tons of cash invested in Tesla stonks
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Imagine basing your entire personality around liking a loving car (company) and their jenkum huffing ceo... There are loving millions of these idiots.
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at least traditional diehard ford or whatever truck fans are stanning for a real product line nearing a century of releases. this is like being a ride or die for the loving fire phone
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Agile Vector posted:ride or die for the loving fire whoops accidentally leaked the internal fsd beta release notes
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tesla's taunting nthsa at this pointhttps://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/07/business/tesla-video-game-driving.html posted:Not long after buying a Tesla Model 3 this summer, Vince Patton saw a YouTube clip highlighting a feature that took him by surprise: three video games that can be played on the large touch screen mounted in front of the dashboard — while driving down the road.
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the only thing that should be running during skyrim is your character. IT'S THE LAW
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Agile Vector posted:eagerly awaiting brooklyn, ohio's first "no video games in your car" law to complement their firsts in seatbelts and cellphones it’s already illegal in many states for it to be visible to the driver while the car is operating
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Nfcknblvbl posted:tesla's taunting nthsa at this point "remember that guy who died because he was playing phone games while autopilot drove him into a truck? what if we removed the phone"
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Zamujasa posted:"remember that guy who died because he was playing phone games while autopilot drove him into a truck? what if we removed the phone" it's called vertical integration, they're optimizing the purchase to grave pipeline
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if all your customers are dead they can’t buy other brands of cars *taps temple*
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if your customers crash their cars they will probably buy a new car and theres a chance its your mfg so you can continue to show growth
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lol forever that there's a shitload of teslafans who've owned multiple ones big lmaos that there's a guy itt who's owned multiple teslas
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infernal machines posted:it's called vertical integration, they're optimizing the purchase to grave pipeline
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https://twitter.com/aaronhuertas/status/1468312922267033603?s=20 idiot who spent 8 years getting a dual physics+econ major with hot takes refleks fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Dec 8, 2021 |
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quote:The only consequential titles at a large company, Musk responded, are "president, secretary and treasurer," because those positions are required for Internal Revenue Service paperwork.  smartest boy in the world folks
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Zamujasa posted:releasing new models to grave reviews
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this is the real american muscle car experience imo this is what you get if you're too poor to afford a taycan turbo s
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Zamujasa posted:releasing new models to grave reviews 
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you can see that tesla has really learned the lessons to success from the big tech companies 1. call yourself a tech company no matter what you actually do. having a website is enough 2. don't work for years on developing a good product. instead constantly announce dogshit products and say you'll make them good later 3. smash the unions, destroy workers' rights 4. siphon off as much public money as possible, if a local government won't comply just replace it that's how you make a trillion dollar company. the addendum to step 4 is: if a local goverment won't comply just replace it (with your company) but i think even in texas tesla isn't quite there yet
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 He's a rickety piece of poo poo alright 
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BattleMaster posted:
hes right but not for the reason he thinks
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though tesla did actually invent some fundamental transformer designs which is way more than musk ever did. edison isn't even a good comparison, while he stole credit like musk edison actually seemed to understand stuff
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tesla invented some good electrical stuff but went completely insane and paranoid in middle age and spent the last decade of his life holed up in a hotel room living on crackers so, like, we can hope i guess
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BattleMaster posted:
jesus thats one of those shithead obama staffers that pivoted it into a podcasting career... of course he has a tesla
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Jonny 290 posted:trolled into madness by tom edison lmao edison may have been an rear end in a top hat, but there was a real art form to his professional slandering 
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Jonny 290 posted:trolled into madness by tom edison lmao even after inventing the induction motor and tesla coil tesla didn't fully understand the math behind what he was doing despite maxwell and faradway having worked it all out and published years earlier so he got on the track of crazy stuff like wireless power which an inverse square law meant could never truly work. edison just made this worse.
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tesla: has cool movie made about him 40 years after his death starring david bowie musk: has cool holovid made about him 40 years after his death starring the reconstituted personality matrix of kid rock
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the genesis of British early warning radar research was someone asking the Tizard Committee about German death rays in the 30s they did some math and said “no that’s not possible because of the inverse square law but I bet with a big enough antenna you could detect reflected energy off airplanes”
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my main man bernie
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