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Shaggar posted:dont worry, we're going to eliminate the need for braking in software tesla is exceptionally good at breaking software
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I seem to remember elon saying the pads will never wear out because regenerative braking will handle most of the work
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qirex posted:I seem to remember elon saying the pads will never wear out because regenerative braking will handle most of the work in many cases, they don't actually wear out. they rust and the calipers freeze up from lack of use + road salt before that happens
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the whole "any user input is an error" sounds like Elon adopted some AI team's internal "vision zero" equivalent to high AI quality ("the AI is so smart it knows what you want") which is pretty much impossible to attain--even a cab driver or chauffeur requires your input from time to time--and just decided to turn it into a marketing and quality control talking point. Like the equivalent is him going "ah I guess the type checker needs to be smarter" every time a car crashes.
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Zamujasa posted:its called all wheel drive, not all wheel brake
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MononcQc posted:the whole "any user input is an error" sounds like Elon adopted some AI team's internal "vision zero" equivalent to high AI quality ("the AI is so smart it knows what you want") which is pretty much impossible to attain--even a cab driver or chauffeur requires your input from time to time--and just decided to turn it into a marketing and quality control talking point. completely and totally wrong it sounds like elon dictated this to the ai team and fired anyone who tried to explain to him why it may be a bit challenging
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Jan 17, 2022 04:23
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elon musk when someone tells him why he can't just be immortal:
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mystes posted:This person's story has probably already been posted but lol Lol if you don't think Tesla would make it as difficult as possible for her to return it at this point. This did make me chuckle though: quote:I had no clue that Tesla treated their customers this way prior to this experience.
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maybe elon just sucks at everything. like he’s trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich and burns the poo poo out of it, so almost every human input is an error.
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mystes posted:This person's story has probably already been posted but lol always love when these articles end like this quote:Since Tesla no longer has a media relations department, The Drive was unable to reach out to the automaker for comment.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Lol if you don't think Tesla would make it as difficult as possible for her to return it at this point.
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mystes posted:Lemon laws may help in this situation if laws only applied to rich people/companies 
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mystes posted:Lemon laws may help in this situation lemon laws typically require that the manufacturer fail to correct a defect x number of times. so she'll have to turn her car over to tesla service and have them gently caress it up multiple times (exact number depends on the state) before she's eligible for a new car or a refund (also dependent on the state).
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Yeah I guess they don't cover the car not being fixed in a timely way at all, huh. If she's somewhere that allows it like California she probably should have returned it immediately but she didn't know what the problem was or that it would take forever to fix it I uess. mystes fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 17, 2022 |
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Eeyo posted:maybe elon just sucks at everything. like he’s trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich and burns the poo poo out of it, so almost every human input is an error. This hits close to home because I just made a grilled cheese sandwich that turned out poorly 
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https://twitter.com/przemroz/status/1483108151138430978 https://twitter.com/przemroz/status/1483108157215973379 the future of ground-based astronomy lookin bright
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The Wisest Moron posted:This hits close to home because I just made a grilled cheese sandwich that turned out poorly you won't care
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The Wisest Moron posted:This hits close to home because I just made a grilled cheese sandwich that turned out poorly shoulda shelled out the $12k for full self dining
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Grace Baiting posted:shoulda shelled out the $12k for full self dining
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Midjack posted:you won't care I have eaten many poor quality grilled cheese sandwiches
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Iron Crowned posted:I have eaten many poor quality grilled cheese sandwiches even the worst grilled cheese sandwiches are amazing with split pea soup
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Grace Baiting posted:shoulda shelled out the $12k for full self dining
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back in april, i had tesla service replace the left side upper control arm due to squeaking. the loaner tesla they gave me was in chill mode because apparently drivers were crashing model s p90ds while in ludicrous mode. any way, now the right side's squeaking. i used the app to schedule service, and the earliest is on the 7th next month. apparently tesla's been giving out uber vouchers instead of loaners. i'll just wfh if they make me use uber, gently caress that.
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i suppose that one way to make good on the claim that owners would be able to use their car as a taxi using uber vouchers is clever for a short-term fix, seems like it'd get expensive or have weird caveats to avoid them being gouged with surge pricing
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the vouchers are at a dollar amount. a coworker of mine just had his model s hauled off from his house due to a battery heater issue, and they gave him a $1,200 uber voucher. i wonder if he gets to keep the extra if his car's returned before it runs out.
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ah, that's not too bad, then. well, not to bad because it's clear and a sizable amount i could see that being inadequate with a decent commute if service takes a while compared to a loaner
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Nfcknblvbl posted:if his car's returned before it runs out. "if" Agile Vector posted:if service takes a while "if"
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the voucher's nice for him since he can drive his pickup to work, and save the credit for date nights with his wife. i have just the car and a motorcycle in the winter so i just hope it's a beater loaner model s. edit: in my experience, tesla's been quicker than estimated when it comes to service. they'd ask me to pick my car up, and i'd be glad to since i don't want to drive around in a clapped out model s any way Nfcknblvbl fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Jan 18, 2022 |
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Uber credits are not a replacement for a personal vehicle. If Tesla doesn't have enough cars to give you a loaner while they are repairing their busted vehicle under warranty, they should be paying for you to rent a gas car from Enterprise or whatever
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i don't get the appeal of the model s. it's bigger than the 3 but that space isnt really usable. the visibility out of the s is so lovely, and the ride quality is very similar to a 90's lincoln town car. people buy the s just because it costs more i bet
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that reminds me I need to take the bolt in for a recall related software update let me check when the next available appointment at a Chevy dealership is lol
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it's weird to imagine how disposable supercars in the hands of our weirdo class lead to wrecks
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FrozenVent posted:that reminds me I need to take the bolt in for a recall related software update let me check when the next available appointment at a Chevy dealership is i scheduled a recall replacement part appt and got one three days out last month
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https://archive.is/Z1PCLquote:A partner at law firm Cooley LLP got an unexpected call late last year from a lawyer for one of the firm’s most famous clients, Elon Musk’s Tesla Inc., with an ultimatum. What a loving lovely thin skinned baby he is.
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mrmcd posted:https://archive.is/Z1PCL A thin-skinned baby who is doing the literal exact opposite of what you want to do in that situation. Now, any government/state attorneys who are going after Tesla know that they have a 0% chance of ever landing a cushy corporate gig with them, so there is no need to play nice with a potential future employer. The firm clearly wants to keep this reputation, which is why they're willing to lose the Tesla business.
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LanceHunter posted:A thin-skinned baby who is doing the literal exact opposite of what you want to do in that situation. Now, any government/state attorneys who are going after Tesla know that they have a 0% chance of ever landing a cushy corporate gig with them, so there is no need to play nice with a potential future employer. besides, its not like elon's companies pay on time
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mrmcd posted:https://archive.is/Z1PCL jfc For engagements with the feds regarding security matters, we hired an ex-Defense Security Services guy For engagements with the Department of State and Commerce, we hired someone on one of their mutual advisory boards about trade issues For engagements with the service branches on insider risk topics, we hired an insider risk expert from a service branch. Sponsored project closeouts? Hired someone who worked opposite us at a federal agency. Federal Acquisitions Regulations? There's tons of contract officers out there! Handling intellectual law issues in Delaware? Georgia? Texas? Tons of expert government lawyers / clerks are looking for work. For a man who once bragged about how useful it is to have a Republican Senator on speed dial, it's amazing how little Elon understands about navigating American business. Christ Almighty until recently I could have Chuck Grassley be made aware of a sufficiently messy issue if I could get the empathetic ear of any one of several people I've worked for, and I'm just some policy/IT drone. loving Elon, man speak crudely and carry a large grift, I guess
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yeah i cant imagine why id want a former sec prosecutor who specifically worked my case on my defense team. obviously everyone is just as personally invested and vindictive as i am. - channeling Elon Musk
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