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Backweb posted:Musk's gonna Theranos himself with his promises. As soon as the Saudis drain Twitter for all the user data, they'll drop him as a liability and he'll get Elizabeth Holmes'd. Lonny Musk wants you to forget about Elon.
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Beeftweeter posted:they'd need a doctor to order it for them, it's not something someone can just go and buy so you'd need to get a brain surgeon who is a musk true believer that seems doable
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Backweb posted:Musk's gonna Theranos himself with his promises. As soon as the Saudis drain Twitter for all the user data, they'll drop him as a liability and he'll get Elizabeth Holmes'd. nobody would ever believe that musk needed to stay out of prison to see his children though
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Beeftweeter posted:oh no doubt. i meant that they're not even eligible to be volunteers he's going after people who can't speak because they can't complain afterwards
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ryanrs posted:disparaging tweets are a violation of your brain chip user agreement and can result in termination of service imagine being in the neuralink showroom and being taken through the t&c "and then there's the non-disparagement clause. It's cause for termination" "of the contract, right?" "sure, yeah, the contract"
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Winslow Leach: "The party of the first part gives the party of the second part and his associates full power to do with him at their pleasure. To rule, to send, to fetch, or carry him or his, be it either body, soul, flesh, blood or goods." What does that mean? Musk: That's a transportation clause. Winslow Leach: "All articles which have been excluded shall be deemed included." What does that mean? Musk: That's a clause to protect you, Winslow.
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Zamujasa posted:key word was yeah, i dipped out when it became a nonstop parade of tweets and the usual c-spam content
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EricBauman posted:imagine being in the neuralink showroom and being taken through the t&c the contract, also, is terminated
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EricBauman posted:imagine being in the neuralink showroom and being taken through the t&c infernal machines posted:the contract, also, is terminated "ok, now let's talk about severability..." - "the contract again?" "uhh sure. that too."
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Beeftweeter posted:it's not these people that he's going after, right now anyway. they're just desperate people being sold false hope for a product that (for at least most of the people in the article) doesn't and won't ever exist. i mean, i'd be really surprised if they were somehow able to get a brain implant without, you know, brain surgery. they'd need a doctor to order it for them, it's not something someone can just go and buy you just reminded me that the Neuralink brain chip implant is performed by an AI-controlled arm I know that normal human error can occur but I am not looking forward to finding out what that arm's equivalent of a fire truck is
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Tesseraction posted:you just reminded me that the Neuralink brain chip implant is performed by an AI-controlled arm i wonder if that's something they already have fda approval for also whether they used it on the monkeys
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Beeftweeter posted:"ok, now let's talk about severability..." "What's an 'End User Life Agreement?'" "You've signed a EULA before right? Same thing just, uh, click through"
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"What's an 'End User Life Agreement?'"
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Beeftweeter posted:i wonder if that's something they already have fda approval for they don't have FDA approval for anything, they maybe have whatever the brain implant equivalent of an IND is.
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knox_harrington posted:they don't have FDA approval for anything, they maybe have whatever the brain implant equivalent of an IND is. maybe the have FDA approval, but its Food And Drink Administration Total Landscaping
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the FDA has neither confirmed nor denied giving approval, but has acknowledged that Neuralink says they did, which lol lmao
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Endless Mike posted:the FDA has neither confirmed nor denied giving approval, but has acknowledged that Neuralink says they did, which lol lmao 
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Luigi Thirty posted:https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/elon-musk-brain-implant-volunteers-1234746198/ jesus christ this is depressing...
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Luigi Thirty posted:https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/elon-musk-brain-implant-volunteers-1234746198/ Dead people don’t have arthritis. Actually, now that I think about it, Neurolink can fix every illness.
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Endless Mike posted:the FDA has neither confirmed nor denied giving approval, but has acknowledged that Neuralink says they did, which lol lmao that's a real weird stance for them to take since regulatory action is about as public record as it gets. so either they're still deliberating but in communication with boer brain coprocessors incorporated and the commercial side leaked or someone at the fda is in their pocket and doesn't want to jeopardize their stake or future job offer.
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Midjack posted:four doctors agree
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Midjack posted:that's a real weird stance for them to take since regulatory action is about as public record as it gets. so either they're still deliberating but in communication with boer brain coprocessors incorporated and the commercial side leaked or someone at the fda is in their pocket and doesn't want to jeopardize their stake or future job offer. The only way to read it is they are still deliberating, imo.
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Endless Mike posted:the FDA has neither confirmed nor denied giving approval, but has acknowledged that Neuralink says they did, which lol lmao https://www.reuters.com/science/elon-musks-neuralink-gets-us-fda-approval-human-clinical-study-brain-implants-2023-05-25/ quote:The FDA acknowledged in a statement that the agency cleared Neuralink to use its brain implant and surgical robot for trials on patients but declined to provide more details.
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To be clear, "FDA approval" means "this drug has been tested in clinical trials and the agency agrees the data is valid and there is an acceptable benefit/risk balance". Neuralink is absolutely not at that stage, they are, maybe, at the point of being allowed to do a clinical trial (IND or possibly in this case IDE)
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knox_harrington posted:(IND or possibly in this case IDE) imminent death expected?
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Backweb posted:Musk's gonna Theranos himself with his promises. As soon as the Saudis drain Twitter for all the user data, they'll drop him as a liability and he'll get Elizabeth Holmes'd. he'll get pregnant twice to avoid jail time unsuccessfully? Powerful Two-Hander posted:nobody would ever believe that musk needed to stay out of prison to see his children though lol
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Agile Vector posted:he'll get pregnant twice to avoid jail time unsuccessfully? finally a real medical innovation coming out of one of his ventures
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knox_harrington posted:they don't have FDA approval for anything, they maybe have whatever the brain implant equivalent of an IND is. judging by the monkeys it's more like the brain implant equivalent of an IED big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jun 3, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/Henrik_Palmgren/status/1664505020073779200 lmao
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32 million chuds typing "xvideo" into their bar and autocompleting to a completely different place. I love it
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got some bad news about the "xvideo" brand right now. edit: ^^^^^^ hahahaha yep
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he's really in love with the letter x
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FuturePastNow posted:he's really in love with the letter x can't stop thinking about his ex
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Luigi Thirty posted:speaking of impossibly stupid, I can’t believe Elon’s gibberish is now a mainstream Republican talking point define "woke" you piece of poo poo
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