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https://mobile.twitter.com/trufelman/status/1107769760861683712 (of course this was regarding theranos and elizabeth holmes so swap a few pronouns and we're golden)
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gschmidl posted:From the other thread: starting off strong
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 22:26 |
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You'll see in page one of this contract that Elon Musk promised to not set my business on fire
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 22:28 |
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apparently tesla has designed the world's most advanced and expensive solar campfire starters and installed them on the roofs of a bunch of walmarts
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 22:29 |
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:You'll see in page one of this contract that Elon Musk promised to not set my business on fire actually, yes
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 22:30 |
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can we really say though that lighting seven seperate wal-marts on fire was wrong?
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 22:32 |
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Tesla solar panels can't go catch firetrucks, so they have to bring the firetrucks to them.
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 22:35 |
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infernal machines posted:no, for real, what is loving wrong with that man's brain? sounds like something a paedophile would say
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 22:50 |
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https://twitter.com/RyanDoherty47/status/1163888138604826624
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# ? Aug 20, 2019 23:43 |
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why does ol' musky change his twitter av so much
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:24 |
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Sagebrush posted:why does ol' musky change his twitter av so much thats elon musk ~so random
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:39 |
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benny and joon was a curse upon this earth and opened up this whole subculture of Wacky Dudes Doing Wacky Things To Get Approval And Maybe A Handjob i indict it. j'accuse
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:40 |
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Jonny 290 posted:can you visualize a guy that craves more than anything to gently caress the girl in high school thats way into invader zim grahms grahms! i put the share price at $420 isnt that crazy?
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:48 |
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Sagebrush posted:why does ol' musky change his twitter av so much well it certainly couldn't be because he's bored all day no he must be working such insane hours that whimsically changing his twitter av and handle is clearly his only creative release
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 03:01 |
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Jonny 290 posted:benny and joon was a curse upon this earth and opened up this whole subculture of Wacky Dudes Doing Wacky Things To Get Approval And Maybe A Handjob lololo don't mind me, just making grilled cheese with a clothes iron
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 03:04 |
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johnny depp was established as not being a predator taking sexual advantage of the mentally ill because he couldn't read lol
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 03:16 |
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if Tesla can do stupid ota updates why haven't they made music-synched wipers and car-to-car synched turn signal indicators?
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 09:23 |
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go play outside Skyler posted:if Tesla can do stupid ota updates why haven't they made music-synched wipers and car-to-car synched turn signal indicators? legitimately good question because it is weird that dumb poo poo like that isn't there yet. someone faux earnestly twest it @ elon it seems like a epic ftw !! sideshow he'd love to tell bazingas about in order to shore up the future hollow promises pile they did decide to use the infallible camera instead of an industry standard sensor for the automatic rain detection tho and apparently that's poo poo (wow shocker lol)
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 09:31 |
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https://twitter.com/aScottyMr/status/1163974610150469633
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 15:09 |
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I can't believe there are people this stupid that presumably can hold down a job long enough to buy a Tesla
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 17:53 |
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mystes posted:Tesla solar panels can't go catch firetrucks, so they have to bring the firetrucks to them. It's called a vertical integration system
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 18:16 |
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Hasan Minhaj had a "I really want a Tesla" joke in one of his recent episodes, I groaned The public perception of "these are the very best cars" continues to mystify me
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 18:23 |
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:You'll see in page one of this contract that Elon Musk promised to not set my business on fire He throws in solar heating for zero extra money and still gets sued by walmart for daring to go against big oil. We're truly living in a society these days.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 18:30 |
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go play outside Skyler posted:if Tesla can do stupid ota updates why haven't they made music-synched wipers and car-to-car synched turn signal indicators? Next week's headlines include tragic DnB induced deaths when the wiper motors catch fire and light up entire teslas because the "Add Elon's bright ideas to the next update" team forgot to include an upper bound on wiper speed, and catastrophic failure of Tesla's infrastructure when every Tesla tries to synchronize their turn signals with every other Tesla at once.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 18:33 |
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theflyingorc posted:Hasan Minhaj had a "I really want a Tesla" joke in one of his recent episodes, I groaned lots of people thought the sharper image sold really cool stuff, right up until the point they went out of business
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 19:15 |
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theflyingorc posted:Hasan Minhaj had a "I really want a Tesla" joke in one of his recent episodes, I groaned yeah that was kinda cringe. show's not bad tho
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 19:21 |
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why would you willingly watch anything even tangentially connected to the daily show? at least jon stewart had the decency and grace to leave the public eye
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 19:37 |
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Jonny 290 posted:yeah that was kinda cringe. show's not bad tho Yeah, I really like learning about stuff from his show. Most of his jokes are just WAY WAY WAY oversold and I don't laugh that often, but it's super informative on a lot of issues that don't get a ton of coverage in other areas.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 19:51 |
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I can't watch his show because I absolutely hate, hate, hate his style.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 19:54 |
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Just take the daily show, then halve that, then halve that, then halve that. boom you have patriot act. Simple
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 19:55 |
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qirex posted:lots of people thought the sharper image sold really cool stuff, right up until the point they went out of business really? i don't doubt you, i just had no idea. i though they were always a skymall kinda joke in the public consciousness.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 19:59 |
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homeopathic daily show
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 19:59 |
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Endless Mike posted:homeopathic I know it's pennies for the dollar in the category of "things that annoy you about your country" but the fact that a German doctor can prescribe you with loving homeopathic When miss combat theory (who works at a hospital laboratory) had to go to the doctor for intensive nerve pain and he tried talking her into homeopathic Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Aug 21, 2019 |
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Combat Theory posted:I know it's pennies for the dollar in the category of "things that annoy you about your country" but the fact that a German doctor can prescribe you with loving homeopathic tbf on the continuity of disgraceful things that german doctors have done it's not that bad
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 20:12 |
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OK I could have seen that one coming
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 20:14 |
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evilweasel posted:tbf on the continuity of disgraceful things that german doctors have done it's not that bad mein gott
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evilweasel posted:tbf on the continuity of disgraceful things that german doctors have done it's not that bad big oof
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evilweasel posted:tbf on the continuity of disgraceful things that german doctors have done it's not that bad got drat
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Combat Theory posted:OK I could have seen that one coming but you did nazi it coming.
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infernal machines posted:really? i don't doubt you, i just had no idea. i though they were always a skymall kinda joke in the public consciousness. I mean by the time they closed all their mall stores [and I think someone bought them out] they were dead but before that the "dumb crap (but really expensive)" schtick was great for '80s cokebros and the first large cohort of divorced dads [lol venn circle]
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