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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

lol after four years of emoluments lol at assuming anything matters for a republican

see also w and cheney were both texans despite article 2 lol

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



PCjr sidecar posted:

lol after four years of emoluments lol at assuming anything matters for a republican

see also w and cheney were both texans despite article 2 lol

cheney changed his residence to wyoming

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Endless Mike posted:

cheney changed his residence to wyoming

several other campaigns have had to do this sort of stunt iirc

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



he's such a loving loser

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1279867930289647617?s=20

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
lol


he totally released those to wreck search results for "tesla short"

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
how can you have more money than god and not be happy with just that lmao

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Jonny 290 posted:

he totally released those to wreck search results for "tesla short"

you're 100% correct. lmao

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

bump_fn posted:

how can you have more money than god and not be happy with just that lmao

Ask the Elon of video games, Notch.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

bump_fn posted:

how can you have more money than god and not be happy with just that lmao
remember this is the guy with 5 teenagers and a newborn who is selling his houses so his family "will just crash with friends or whatever"

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Chris Knight posted:

remember this is the guy with 5 teenagers and a newborn who is selling his houses so his family "will just crash with friends or whatever"

lol if you actually believed this

Desiderata
May 25, 2005
Go placidly amid the noise and haste...

bump_fn posted:

how can you have more money than god and not be happy with just that lmao

His entire financial empire is built in crooked book-keeping and a continuous pace of grander and grander lies, failed spin off companies and government grant scams. So as things get bigger and bigger yet somehow another few months passes without it all falling apart, these manias represent an ever wilder attempts to keep control. On so many fronts he's so out of his depth but he takes solace in people beliving in him on Twitter telling him that he is their saviour, but now the tweets are all pictures threatening to ruin his reputation, the only thing he has that keeps the merry-go-round going.

I would be utterly unsurprised to find his fortune exists only on paper, and somehow he personally is in a financial situation he cannot extract himself from, hence the property sales and everything else. Worse if all his promises don't pan out he will find himself in a lot of trouble with a lot of investors, some of which are of the type that really really would not like to be disappointed.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
the reason he is so keen on traveling to mars is he things he can escape his creditors there

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Elon + Kanye combo ... Multitrack grifting.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



mrmcd posted:

Elon + Kanye combo ... Multitrack grifting.

good thread title

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
if you didn't click through, these shorts cost $69.42 a pair and say "S3XY" across the rear

refleks posted:

he's such a loving loser

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

PIZZA.BAT posted:

lol if you actually believed this

gonna live in a cyber van down by the river

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Chris Knight posted:

gonna live in a cyber VAN down by the RIVER

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



mrmcd posted:

Elon + Kanye combo ... Multitrack grifting.

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



gently caress me he is a loving loser

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1279851545908047872?s=20

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
christ, what an rear end in a top hat

"Black people sometimes kill other Black people, therefore it's okay for cops to commit murder without consequence" is one of the most astounding leaps of non-sequitur logic i have ever had the misfortune of coming across and i literally cannot figure out why it keeps being repeated (i know the answer is "racism" but like... how is this supposed to be a convincing argument for racism?????????? am i just supposed to say that these people's brains literally do not function properly and leave it at that?)

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

ol qwerty bastard posted:

christ, what an rear end in a top hat

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

my man just missin aparthied

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1279450756131610625?s=20

I will never get this horror show out of my mind

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

what
have you done
to
its mouth

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



real Rick Scott soul sucker look

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

some trick to make elon look like the most normal person in a photograph

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
cowboy life has been rough on zach braff

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



big scary monsters posted:

cowboy life has been rough on zach braff

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



elon is a good enough brother to give kimbal those sweetheart deals but not enough to spring for more hair lol

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

ol qwerty bastard posted:

christ, what an rear end in a top hat

"Black people sometimes kill other Black people, therefore it's okay for cops to commit murder without consequence" is one of the most astounding leaps of non-sequitur logic i have ever had the misfortune of coming across and i literally cannot figure out why it keeps being repeated (i know the answer is "racism" but like... how is this supposed to be a convincing argument for racism?????????? am i just supposed to say that these people's brains literally do not function properly and leave it at that?)

it''s an attempt to suggest that anti-racists don't really care about black people and are actually just exploiting them as tools in a war against whites, by implying that the anti-racists only care about black deaths caused by white people. it also plays nicely into the "the problem causing racial inequality is black culture, not white supremacy" argument that's so beloved by white supremacists

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



George posted:

https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1279450756131610625?s=20

I will never get this horror show out of my mind

remember that government policy is that these are the “correct” kinds of people we want immigrating to the united states.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




reminder that elon identifies politically as a socialist

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Elon doesn't know what words mean.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Cat Face Joe posted:

reminder that elon identifies politically as a socialist

more people would identify as socialist if 'the others' were excluded from any benefits

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it should've come up more when ted cruz ran for president since that bitch is canadian

he wrote the letter required by canada to renounce citizenship but refuses to release it to the public, the coward

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Cat Face Joe posted:

reminder that elon identifies politically as a socialist

yeah he just forgot to put "national" in front of it when he said that

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

mrmcd posted:

Elon + Kanye combo ... Multitrack grifting.
https://twitter.com/leticia/status/1280197238514421762

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

it's vitally important that we protect this country's supplies of $700 beige crewneck sweatshirts and $300 shoes made out of styrofoam and yarn

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

qirex posted:

it's vitally important that we protect this country's supplies of $700 beige crewneck sweatshirts and $300 shoes made out of styrofoam and yarn

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

mrmcd posted:

Elon + Kanye combo ... Multitrack grifting.

mods please do the needful

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