musk: Mister PIB

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syntaxrigger: Jul 7, 2011; Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

i am a google engineer so i am better than you and obviously have my life... :laffo:

man that is hard to keep up

silicon valley is hard

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:22

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:22

Hunter2 Thompson: Feb 3, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

Partycat posted:

posting to be part of the eDiscovery

i think you mean

cyberposting to be cyberpart of the cyberdiscovery

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:24

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

im a posting engineer. my body of work is very prolific.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:24

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

hello googlers nooglers and xooglers wubalubadubdub

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:26

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

as a very real tesla employee i can tell you that i walked into the factory and i saw elon musk smelling his own farts

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:26

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

elon musk can go fusk himself

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:27

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Triglav posted:

wubalubadubdub

aaahhhhhh!!!! he said it!!!!!! :imunfunny:

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:29

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Triglav posted:

hello googlers nooglers and xooglers wubalubadubdub

Please LGTM my terrible CL thank you god bless.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:29

Woolwich Bagnet: Apr 27, 2003

GenJoe posted:

engineers aren't universally dumb but there are a shitton of idiots who work

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i�m an engineer and i�m dumb as shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt

and yet there are still coworkers dumber than me like, say, the libertarian ones

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:40

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i’m an engineer and i’m dumb as shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:41

Hunter2 Thompson: Feb 3, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

iospace posted:

pretty sure H.P. actually has a PE license to shitpost

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:45

Hunter2 Thompson: Feb 3, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

unlike the rest of us "engineers'

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:45

Catboy Autonomist: Jun 23, 2018; IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?

posting in epic bread

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:46

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

atomicthumbs posted:

i really should've asked first before posting the stuff on twitter, i had no idea it would go viral and i don't want to get anyone in trouble (and someone was already crossposting to reddit). i was a small account, god dammit, this isn't supposed to happen

"I never asked for this..."

Shear Modulus posted:

they brought the free cereal back recently

the coffee sucks

Second leaker spotted :ninja:

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:49

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

engineering is just applied physics* which means that as a physicist I don't know poo poo at a much deeper level.

_{*lol people actually believe this}

# ? Aug 25, 2018 02:49

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Catboy Autonomist posted:

posting in epic bread

out

# ? Aug 25, 2018 03:15

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

that has to be shadow catboy who got permabanned iirc

# ? Aug 25, 2018 03:38

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

As a software engineer and YOSPOSTER in good standing I have a codependent and mutually abusive relationship with computers.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 03:40

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

mrmcd posted:

As a software engineer and YOSPOSTER in good standing I have a codependent and mutually abusive relationship with computers.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 03:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

that has to be shadow catboy who got permabanned iirc

lol yeah that dude was kicked out of the gay goon discord for posting bestiality

# ? Aug 25, 2018 03:51

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

mrmcd posted:

As a software engineer and YOSPOSTER in good standing I have a codependent and mutually abusive relationship with computers.

ho boy same

at least they pay me a lot to endure it and my hours are normal. lol just lol at these people crawling out of the woodwork to glad hand the concept of elon musk and his supposed 120 hours a week

# ? Aug 25, 2018 03:59

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

im still baffled at the reddit users that think this isnt a realistic hell of a dev setup because anyone thats worked in a large corporation knows even good environments have nightmares in them

i can only guess that means they themselves are the problem at their job

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:01

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

Agile Vector posted:

im still baffled at the reddit users that think this isnt a realistic hell of a dev setup because anyone thats worked in a large corporation knows even good environments have nightmares in them

i can only guess that means they themselves are the problem at their job

it's shocking how few of them realize that a lovely dev environment nightmare is a lot more meaningful when it's code that goes in a car, i don't care if the infotainment system is isolated or not

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:05

fucktart: Oct 25, 2004; Fuck you, bleachtcc

brb writing a json parser in bash

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:15

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Last Chance posted:

lmao at those reddit posts from �google engineers.�

can those be real? the posts are so dumb and shallow it�s unbelievable

also gj goon those Tesla details are spicy as hell

AS A FORMER GOOGLE ENGINEER, I... demand appeal to authority!!! THIS MAN IS A FRAUD!

like for real like half the people in there are claiming to be (ex) google employees lmao yeah ok.

also google sucks and t hat's not a prestigious thing to claim

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:22

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

fucktart posted:

brb writing a json parser in bash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-t8JmyCvWg

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:23

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

as someone who gets a lot of recruiter calls from Facebook, I...

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:34

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

As someone who investigates financial crimes I lmao every day at the people who got doxxed by coinbase and given up to the IRS.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:38

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Agile Vector posted:

ho boy same

at least they pay me a lot to endure it and my hours are normal. lol just lol at these people crawling out of the woodwork to glad hand the concept of elon musk and his supposed 120 hours a week

i never believed for a loving second when he denied shaming an employee for missing work to witness the birth of their child

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:39

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1033195478320640000

he's gonna be so mad that the board shot his stupid idea down

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:48

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

grems the berd shot meh idear dewrn

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:50

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

said shareholders are gonna be a bit upset come monday, maybe?

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:51

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

https://finance.yahoo.com/video/nyp-disarray-tesla-under-beleaguered-210058415.html

these people are insane

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:54

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

now that we've reversed our position the investigation will surely stop

# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:56

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

so, uh, it's not a crime now right?

...oh, more of a crime than ever? i see.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:00

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

grimes has always sucked

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:05

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

i like some of her old googoogaga stuff from before she went to coachella with lana del rey and cranked musk's hog

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:07

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1033195478320640000

he's gonna be so mad that the board shot his stupid idea down

yep, bury that news on a Friday night musk, you snakeman.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:09

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

grahms, th' boored was mean to me agin, i need a bidtim stury

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:27

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