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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we have sealed ourselves away behind our money, growing inward, generating a seamless universe of self.

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

always generate a new private key when the cert expires dipshit

no, look, key reuse is cool and good
- an infosec professional

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

graph posted:

reminder: tesla model 3s are 14% fpy

fuckin lol

I don't know what this means.

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I don't know what this means.

IIRC 14% of their cars are actually ready to leave the factory when they get off the production line, as opposed to the industry average of 80%+

Probably an incredibly bad description but it's more evidence that Tesla sucks at making cars

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
86% of their cars need to be repaired after coming off the production line

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Hoshi posted:

IIRC 14% of their cars are actually ready to leave the factory when they get off the production line, as opposed to the industry average of 80%+

Probably an incredibly bad description but it's more evidence that Tesla sucks at making cars


Triglav posted:

86% of their cars need to be repaired after coming off the production line

tyvm, also loving :lol:

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


i do wonder if they pulled out that 14% at a pinch point on the graph so to speak to make them look bad, or if that measure is sufficiently aggregated to demonstrate that the 3 is unreliable garbage

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


fpy = first pass yield

makes a lot more sense then

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Ciaphas posted:

i do wonder if they pulled out that 14% at a pinch point on the graph so to speak to make them look bad, or if that measure is sufficiently aggregated to demonstrate that the 3 is unreliable garbage

toyota factory ordinary assembly line dudes, not even managers, would be hitting the big red panic STOP buttons on the line way, way before that. the fact that it ever hit that even for one day is absolutely trash

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

hello i am a journalist from fox news can i get your permission to put your posts on our channel thanks in advance

TRUMP!

*click*

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

lol

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
friend of mine was telling me how he's getting a new tesla, and couldn't understand why i was laughing at him

looks like he's got p good odds of figuring it out when he gets the car

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Foo Diddley posted:

friend of mine was telling me how he's getting a new tesla, and couldn't understand why i was laughing at him

looks like he's got p good odds of figuring it out when he gets the car


I saw this On my way home today and I’m p sure it’s your friend

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

hello i am a journalist from fox news can i get your permission to put your posts on our channel thanks in advance

sure, if you pay me $10,000

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

MY NEXT CAR:
PEE PEE DOO DOO

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

FAT32 SHAMER posted:


I saw this On my way home today and Im p sure its your friend

lol @ the apple sticker

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
lmao the hoarder Aveo gonna turn into a hoarder model 3

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



hey Elon when you see this I want you to know you suck and also to let your factory unionize

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

FAT32 SHAMER posted:


I saw this On my way home today and I’m p sure it’s your friend

no, but i'll tell him he can get that bumper sticker. maybe they come in a pack, with a "my last car was a tesla" sticker for later

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
don’t let the tesla fool you—my reward is in heaven (which is where I’ll be going soon, for i drive a dangerous car, you see.)

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

thats a spark not an aveo, jeez

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

thats a spark not an aveo, jeez

That's a tesla not a dumpster on fire jeez

torb main
Jul 28, 2004

SELL SELL SELL
i'm assuming you left this comment in the updater script then

code:
# We should have some way here of keeping the car parked. What if
# they try to drive off while we're in the middle of an upgrade?

# We should also have a mutex around everything that follows. What if
# unpack.sh gets triggered on the same tarball twice? This is more of
# a problem now that we might be deferring installation.

# We should also have a recovery system. What if we remove the
# tarball filename but this process is killed before it can complete?

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Jonny 290 posted:

toyota factory ordinary assembly line dudes, not even managers, would be hitting the big red panic STOP buttons on the line way, way before that. the fact that it ever hit that even for one day is absolutely trash

With that 14% figure, it sounds like smelon uk innovated the ability for line workers to prevent things from going wrong right out of the manufacturing process

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

prisoner of waffles posted:

With that 14% figure, it sounds like smelon uk innovated the ability for line workers to prevent things from going wrong right out of the manufacturing process

i guarantee you somebody told him about toyota's "everybody can stop the line" policy and he freaked out

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


graph posted:

im howling




i knew it would as soon as i saw it last night
lol

Endless Mike posted:

hey Elon when you see this I want you to know you suck and also to let your factory unionize

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jonny 290 posted:

i guarantee you somebody told him about toyota's "everybody can stop the line" policy and he freaked out

Given his views on speed over safety, oh yeah

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
this is my favorite link so far because it's a straight cut and paste with absolutely no reporting or commentary, just a unashamed bid for clicks

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

lol

https://twitter.com/lebeaucarnews/status/1033194728039301120?s=21

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

iospace posted:

Given his views on speed over safety, oh yeah

special boy doesn't like yellow for delineating areas of caution or beeping from forklifts so a red butan? definitely no

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
Has anybody said

bimes' groyfriend

yet?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

prisoner of waffles posted:

special boy doesn't like yellow

greenpos is the official elon musk stylesheet

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

prisoner of waffles posted:

Has anybody said

bimes' groyfriend

yet?

this is p solid

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

:aaaaa:

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


big scary monsters posted:

greenpos is the official elon musk stylesheet

let's not say things we can't take back

Dietrich
Sep 11, 2001

Some one buy this guy an AV or this is going to turn into a conspiracy theory real quick

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



greenpos and amberpos are the same

sucks to your eyeball cones

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Bhodi posted:

this is my favorite link so far because it's a straight cut and paste with absolutely no reporting or commentary, just a unashamed bid for clicks

yes it is boing boing

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ciaphas posted:

let's not say things we can't take back
SOMETHING YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT, BLAB-IGAIL VAN BUREN

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Peeny Cheez posted:

SOMETHING YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT, BLAB-IGAIL VAN BUREN

:drat:

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Dietrich posted:

Some one buy this guy an AV or this is going to turn into a conspiracy theory real quick

done
https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=20544

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