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big scary monsters posted:the kids are rescued, everyone's packed up and gone home, elong musks sub just lying ignored in the cave waters like a discarded beer can The second best outcome (Best would have been if that rescuer didn't die)
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President Beep posted:sorry. that’d be CH4 asphyxiation.
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Sagebrush posted:Someone post the bit about Astro Teller trying to angrily open a conference room door while wearing rollerblades lmao http://fortune.com/2016/06/10/silicon-valley-astro-teller quote:The New Yorker added that Teller left the room “in a huff.” But he had trouble getting out in part because he was wearing Rollerblades to the meeting.
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infernal machines posted:this is what happens when you let programmers call themselves engineers no you see making cars is like playing starcraft you just need a high apm
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President Beep posted:lmao. this is what i get for being brave and asking questions????? im glad you did because I didn't know any of that either
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Sep 8, 2018 17:36
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ADINSX posted:intelligent people are likke overclocked processors, sure those numbers may look sick as poo poo and your rig is killin it on hardocp but if u try and run serious calculations u might get errors. It would be better to invest in more RAM and a slower processor that can really take time and reflect on the answers it gives I think it's more like intelligent people have fast CPU but irrational people run lovely software
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Sep 12, 2018 17:11
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Eeyo posted:this kind of infrastructure seems fundamentally incapable of handling pedestrians. just put pedestrians on self driving segways if anything it would make for a cool looking dystopian sci-fi urban setting
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Sep 25, 2018 16:19
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Endless Mike posted:"my bumper might fall off if it rains hard but now i can play atari games on my car!" I'm the easter egg tray "guys guys we now have an extensible system to add easter eggs to our car's clown show ui"
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Oct 1, 2018 15:05
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Oct 3, 2018 17:16
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there defo will be a handful of die hard hold outs keeping their teslas working and maintaining their own servers and lamenting that "they don"t make em like that anymore" for years and years after the company disappears i can see it become the amiga of cars
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Oct 9, 2018 20:44
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this is a far cry from the engineering excellence I have come to expect from somethingawful dot com
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Oct 10, 2018 16:35
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Poniard posted:When is Elon gonna adopt the Tesla lifestyle and become obsessed with pigeons and the number 3 think he's gonna embrace the trump lifestyle and put his brand on increasingly disparate products in gold letters
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Oct 12, 2018 17:42
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Shame Boy posted:why isn't the fail safe override "disconnect the spark plugs and roll to a stop" you'd lose engine braking and it would probably be fairly dangerous in some situations like a downward slope
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Oct 27, 2018 13:24
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Nov 8, 2018 21:55
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Last Chance posted:users have no idea what they actually realistically need or want in a product besides it loving working properly sometimes we do play tests of our latest game or new features in development where we bring in a few players and even though we do ask them to rate how fun they think the experience is it's also a lot about observing them and seeing where they struggle, where they get lost for a lack of directions, what feature they aren't using and why, what is too easy or too hard or frustrating etc. we have video feeds both of them and of their screen along with an eye tracking thing that tells us what they are looking at and it's super useful for the UX people to diagnose issues such as important prompts or feedback not being visible enough or not displayed at the right time I suppose that user testing for industrial products is similar in that it's probably more about observing people using the product than just asking them what they want
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Nov 15, 2018 18:33
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infernal machines posted:what's so surprising about that? their sensor suite is a pencil beam radar and a bunch of webcams. the radar evidently shits itself if there are spurious reflections (e.g. anything overhead) and the vision suite can't reliably tell a 13-ton vehicle from open road in anything other than optimal lighting at low speeds. then since they know the autopilot can't deal with it they should flag the overpass as "autopilot should warn the user upon approach and stop the car if the user hasn't taken over" but well "safety third"
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Nov 19, 2018 11:27
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Nov 25, 2018 22:06
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Boiled Water posted:ehh i wouldn't stretch inventing dynamite with mass murder wikipedia posted:by his death his business had established more than 90 armaments factories, despite his belief in pacifism
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my parents kept a washing machine for 25 years. my dad repaired it multiple times, he changed the belt, the drum, perhaps even the motor once, can't remember i would help him and it seemed almost as much work as working on a car the brand was "lincoln" and i can't even find any info on it on google now, not sure if it was an obscure brand or w/e
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Dec 25, 2018 17:07
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MononcQc posted:I would probably try to end my suffering and drive into a firetruck difficulty: your brain jar is in a data center somewhere so you just killed a bunch of innocent people
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Jan 21, 2019 23:28
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just replace lane markers with thin internet connected separation walls that automatically fold down when a car wants to switch lane im the next elon skum give me money
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Feb 4, 2019 17:47
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Shame Boy posted:sorry people like me's demand for "box to get me to work that i super don't want to think about any more than i have to" is ruining stuff so bad you're making the jump to the murder brown people industry
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Feb 20, 2019 18:00
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My Linux Rig posted:“I got autopilot now, I should be fine to drive sleepy now!” see, he would have fallen asleep at 75mph on the highway even without autopilot, therefore,
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Mar 5, 2019 17:55
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hmm maybe we need some sort of process and organizations through which the industrie could come together and define standards elon: nah, better decide on my own and then throw a tantrum when others dont just adopt my solution
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Mar 6, 2019 14:45
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My Linux Rig posted:idk I think the real answer is not to poo poo on someone’s dead relative lol lol you're expecting social graces from nerds
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Mar 8, 2019 10:02
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Elon Musk's about to make you his bitch.
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blood for the blood ai
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Mar 20, 2019 15:27
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don't mind that teslas are dumber than poo poo and will kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions you have to drive one to get it!!!!!
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poor old tesla, thought of fire trucks and died
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Mar 22, 2019 19:34
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drgitlin posted:wow, if you’re calling me a bazinga you really don’t have the first loving clue, do you? welcome to my ignore list, cretin. lol getting mad on yospos
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Mar 23, 2019 13:45
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only professionals can determine whether things are good or bad it's impossible to form an opinion on anything if you're not paid for it
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Mar 26, 2019 14:06
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the professional opinion haver has logged in
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infernal machines posted:um, i think you'll find that forums poster KGOB clearly stated that those were all the fabricated delusions of a single deranged tesla hater if you haven't driven a Tesla or are a car journalist it;s impossible to say if wheels that randomly pop out of the car are good or bad
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Lord Stimperor posted:I wouldn't blame the pilots for failing to fix what amounted to a barely documented features in their aircraft, during flight, during a dangerous situation. I mean the captain from the last plane that fell was a seasoned veteran who had been flying safely for decades. it wasn't barely documented, it was not documented before the first crash also the pilots of the second crash followed the procedure given by boeing after the first and crashed anyway but brown people, amirite 
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Shaggar posted:state run nuclear is responsible for the largest disaster in history. privately run nuclear is responsible for the other largest disaster in history for fun, go compare the list of nuke power incidents in the us and in france
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fishmech posted:Ah yes a disaster that didn't touch anyone outside the plant, in the midst of a tsunami and earthquake. im sure the people evacuated from the 30km zone around Fukushima were unaffected. also poisoning the environment doesn't matter the lists shows that privately run nuke plants have more fuckups btw I'm not even arguing against nuke power, you loving idiot
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fishmech posted:also nah bro it doesn't show jackshit of importance it shows that the private sector can't be trusted for these things. It requires longer term thinking and corporation are worse at this than governments (which are not great either) "oh but it's fine to gently caress up, we were lucky and no one died" is not an acceptable attitude quote:you are sure peddling anti nuke bullshit you can be for something and yet still criticize it you manchild
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Captain Foo posted:It's gonna be real good when Elon dies in a Tesla crash you say that but Twitter will fill up with cringy pictures of crying nerds like for Steve Jobs
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