|
elong must is just trying to save lives with his computer cars. he needs to save 60¢ per car to achieve this, so who cares if he singes a few babies that should be have carried spare 12V batteries?
|
| # ¿ Jul 24, 2018 18:44 |
|
|
|
| # ¿ Nov 21, 2018 12:12 |
|
|
infernal machines posted:your car is smouldering and licks of flame are beginning to shoot out from the undercarriage, your children are in the back seat. quickly take your 12v battery pack, remove the cover from the bumper, connect the battery to the auxiliary power terminal, and hope that enough of the car comes online to allow you to use the rear door handles. 
|
| # ¿ Jul 24, 2018 23:11 |
|
|
my nissan leaf was totaled by a drunk driver last week while it was parked. the accessories lost all power and i was still able to get my grocery store loyalty card out the next morning. thank you for making a car instead of an electric death cage, nissan
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 00:15 |
|
|
Stereotype posted:I'm pissed they made the new one look like a real car and not a weird giant insect but it has CarPlay and radar cruise control and i’m a consumer piece of poo poo but i’m probably gonna get another 2015 weird giant insect for dirt cheap
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 00:26 |
|
|
infernal machines posted:i just saw one of those bmw i3s IRL. goddamn they're goofy looking. i work next to a company that manufactures electric car chargers, and they have “free samples” in their parking lot. so it’s convenient for commuting in an electric car and loling about electric car design i see an i3 with the license plate “KIC GAS” every day and it just makes my morning
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 00:41 |
|
|
Jonny 290 posted:touchscreens in cars are bad and wrong but people will keep pawing at them so whatever i think the selling points of apple CarPlay is you have standard APIs to use the physical knobs and buttons and Siri to control your phone, and since your car’s infotainment is just a passive display, it updates when your phone does. but you have to use siri and apple maps
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 01:32 |
|
|
all i know is with my dead nissan leaf and overcast and bluetooth, the “forward” button on the steering wheel is supposed to skip forward 30 seconds so I can ignore lovely subscription service ads, and it only worked 1/10 times. usually it would skip forward 30 seconds, play 5 seconds of audio, and go back to ad, so i always used my phones touch screen instead. just like elon musc envisioned, except i never died in a tube
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 02:09 |
|
|
Stereotype posted:howd your leaf die? my house‘s driveway is at the T of an intersection of two roads where people drive too fast too often. a drunk driver didn’t see the stop sign and continued into my driveway/car/fence/neighbor’s front yard$
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 02:23 |
|
|
creationist believer posted:my house‘s driveway is at the T of an intersection of two roads where people drive too fast too often. a drunk driver didn’t see the stop sign and continued into my driveway/car/fence/neighbor’s front yard$  
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 02:48 |
|
|
Blue Train posted:Jokes on you if you'd bought a Tesla you would have burned the guy to death uhh but a tesla would have also melted my grocery store reward card
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 03:08 |
|
|
Stereotype posted:jeeeez sorry man thanks  it’s a good reminder to have good insurance and not own elon msuk products
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 03:29 |
|
|
canyoneer posted:just use your mom's landline like everyone else i would have but i was 25 points away from saving 15¢/gallon at Shell
|
| # ¿ Jul 25, 2018 03:39 |
|
|
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/sta...5628221440?s=21 never know what weird poo poo 2018 will bring
|
| # ¿ Jul 26, 2018 00:18 |
|
|
elon just lashing out because no one even offered to let him keep one of the soccer kids
|
| # ¿ Jul 27, 2018 20:50 |
|
|
this is a good fit
|
| # ¿ Aug 2, 2018 03:21 |
|
|
elon (noted huge piece of poo poo) has gone full delorean and found a cocaine cartel to fund model 3 production
|
| # ¿ Aug 7, 2018 22:15 |
|
|
if i were the judge, id sentence him to 69 years in prison
|
| # ¿ Aug 11, 2018 20:42 |
|
|
|
| # ¿ Aug 13, 2018 19:18 |
|
|
Rex-Goliath posted:why the gently caress is that not registered as sicko or sickos? it’s bad form to sign you’re posts in yospos
|
| # ¿ Aug 14, 2018 00:20 |
|
|
Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:that depends on whether KSA takes spacex private spacex more likely to get bought by KSP imo
|
| # ¿ Aug 14, 2018 22:35 |
|
|
Blue Train posted:welcome to the glorious future what when my nissan's keyfob battery died, i could pull a regular mechanical key out of it to unlock the door, and hold it up to the start button to start my car (i guess there's a backup rfid chip in the key and sensor in the dash?) how is "keyfob battery dead and no internet connection/server down" not a scenario they planned for lol
|
| # ¿ Aug 21, 2018 01:15 |
|
|
if only tesla owners could lock themselves in their car with no internet connection or way to get out
|
| # ¿ Aug 21, 2018 01:21 |
|
|
most tesla owners are probably this guy anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORv34CSYv0
|
| # ¿ Aug 21, 2018 01:29 |
|
|
C.H.O.M.E. posted:thats just what i want, the car manufacturer monitoring how i drive the car i own and deciding that features should be turned off after i have purchased it, that's a good feature. there are four essential freedoms that the drivers of cars should always have freedom 0 is the freedom to drive the car however you wish
|
| # ¿ Aug 23, 2018 23:21 |
|
|
ty elon and op for this yosrenaissance
|
| # ¿ Aug 24, 2018 04:23 |
|
|
rip yospos
|
| # ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:04 |
|
|
please don't forget to thank kevin for the pleasure, SEC
|
| # ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:10 |
|
|
hobbesmaster posted:from a moderator of that subreddit: at least they used the yospos correct form of their/there
|
| # ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:25 |
|
|
Last Chance posted:I hate him so much
|
| # ¿ Aug 28, 2018 17:51 |
|
|
thank you erlan musky for inventing the idea of people going to and living on mars
|
| # ¿ Aug 29, 2018 03:18 |
|
|
earth has been ruined by capitalists. what if we sent elon munk, richard bransen, and jebf bezzos to mars, and here's the kicker, hope that they survive?/
|
| # ¿ Aug 29, 2018 04:55 |
|
|
Jimmy Carter posted:So Ol' Musky has the tracklogs for his private jet hidden on FlightAware and the like. am i reading this wrong or are you suggesting that aircraft in federal airspace should either not broadcast their position unencrypted or airplane nerds shouldn't record unencrypted broadcasts? It's a bigger safety concern that private sport pilots can know where other planes are including private corporate jets and carrier jets in relation to them in uncontrolled airspace than the fact that airplane nerds can log where elon munsk is
|
| # ¿ Aug 29, 2018 05:12 |
|
|
President Beep posted:only if he tries to glass that creationist theme park in tennessee or w/e. please don,t, Mr. President
|
| # ¿ Aug 29, 2018 05:21 |
|
|
fishmech posted:What that was my question. my reading of jimmy carter's post was there was some kind of perceived privacy/security risk to ads-b being unencrypted and/or privately received/stored, either by jimmy or by the burning man people. but that undermines the purpose of ads-b
|
| # ¿ Aug 29, 2018 05:44 |
|
|
Potato Salad posted:Dropping in here to say that Elon has some bizarre theories on presumed innocence/guilt yeah that's the real problem with ol' musky forensics club logical fallacies on twitter
|
| # ¿ Aug 30, 2018 14:23 |
|
|
lawns are a bourgeoisie cargo cult and terrible for local ecology and global environment
|
| # ¿ Aug 31, 2018 06:50 |
|
|
Mr. Nice! posted:so if you tweet $tsla and tesla enough elon musk will call your boss. digital age bloody mary loving sucks like everything in this modern hell
|
| # ¿ Sep 2, 2018 00:09 |
|
|
mega-genius elon "elon musky" musk is manipulating the price to $69.69
|
| # ¿ Sep 4, 2018 18:45 |
|
|
Shaggar posted:nope. without a profit motive theres no way you're going to get people to do work. the myth of the virtuous worker who works for the people is the most hilarious garbage ever. building rockets and exploring space isn't work. i do it in kerbal space program for fun
|
| # ¿ Sep 5, 2018 14:09 |
|
|
|
| # ¿ Nov 21, 2018 12:12 |
|
|
i've met government and corporate workers who are working with a subject they are passionate about and would do for free (especially in scientific research fields). also i've met government and corporate workers who don't care about the subject of their job and are just running the clock and trying to do the least necessary to not get fired. maybe its not a government vs industry issue but a result of alienation of labor under a capitalist system?
|
| # ¿ Sep 5, 2018 14:27 |
|
