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President Beep posted:um no im pretty sure its are taxes. my taxes pay youre salary, mr president
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Marijuana posted:i've heard before that old rationale for not expanding congress is that they've run out of space in the congressional office building they did run out and built a congress subway between the capital building and their offices
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why would enol have beef with wall st???
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no wonder the model 3 seems less than half baked
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my bitter bi rival posted:the video clip where rogan's like "its weed wrapped in tobacco, have you tried that before?" and elon is like "oh.. uh.. yeah, i think so... once..." like a high schooler at his first college party. its so good. "it's legal here, right?" said the rich, white, sheltered billionaire who believes he's above the law and consequences in every situation.
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i love how super genius elon put as much thought into hitting that spliff as i do when i fly someplace new, rent a car, and wonder "can i turn right on red in this state?" as i'm leaving the airport
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jit bull transpile posted:either you go out slurred by the olds or you live long enough to become the slurring old. thanks, medicare
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hailthefish posted:elon musk is a poo poo
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Cold on a Cob posted:i say thinger they call em thingers but i’ve never seen em thing
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President Beep posted:it’s the only way you’ll get over your fear suicide requests are banned in yospos
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i though he just hated public transport. hating trains is extremely off-brand for his kind that handshake image from predator labeled "objectivism" and "autism" with the middle labeled "trains"
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Hot Dad owns. i really liked his cover of "stuck in a well"
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remember when elon claimed the nhtsa safety tests scale didn’t go as high as the model s and he went around saying it was “better than five stars”
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i have had 2 leafs and they both nuited my seeds
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the settlement was probably “admit you were being an idiot and we’ll let everything slide” and musk had to fight his lawyers to not take it
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akadajet posted:it'd be pretty funny if elon somehow manages to fumble his way into prison over this 
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mrmcd posted:Y'all are bummed because there's not gonna be a Elon poo poo show meltadown trial. While that would be funny, I choose to look on the bright side: Dude had a $20 million Twitter meltdown. relative to net worths, this settlement is like if i tweeted a photo of a $50 gift card and accidentally included the code to redeem it
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theres no reason humans should live anyplace that is below +10 C or above +35 C for extended periods of time. of course consumer products won't work if you don't live in civilization, those people should have wilderness survival gear.
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how about if congresspeople have to wear their corporate sponsors like a nascar racer
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he’s right, eli is never going to get high and say or do anything ridiculous again. seth efrican accents are no longer funny. this thread started when he made a child coffin out of rocket parts and before he commit security fraud, but now that he settled with the sec it’s back to boring business as usual for ol musky
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president beep is right, the thai soccer team was rescued and musk never did or said anything funny after that. this thread should have been closed in august
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esr is yospos’s doobie. musk is yospos’s smash mouth. try to keep up
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terry davis ( ) is probably what i should have said as the yospos doobie
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Lutha Mahtin posted:wouldn't he just get banned for racism or sexism are you talking about doobie, davis, or esr?
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stymie is the stymie of this forum, not to be confused with blue stymie and other off brand stymies. https://twitter.com/TrendTrader007/status/1047950134976434178
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i liked reading Footfall but haven’t read it for a decade or two. i hope it and its author aren’t lovely like most media i enjoyed when I was young
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"remake of thing you liked as a child but the intended audience is modern children, not you" is pablum, "revisiting thing you liked as a child and learning it had terrible messages and/or authors" sucks
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infernal machines posted:k-lined that's a word i haven't seen or thought of in a long rear end time was asimov ok? everything i remember about him makes me think he'd still be ok.
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am considering taking this thread private at $219. funding secured.
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i hate the neologism "get one's goat" for "scored a victory over". i have no intention of getting anyone's goat, and nobody will ever get my goat.
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Lord Stimperor posted:https://twitter.com/boriquagato/status/1051469639526637568 if you go to their twitter, every tweet they make is dunking on tesla
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that quote sounds like something a pedophile would say
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iospace posted:Stealing from cspam lomarf
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Jimmy Carter posted:(also after like 3-5 years you have enough hours to go 'gently caress it' and become an airline pilot) and start making a dece 5.5 figgies
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President Beep posted:rand lover gonna steal this for twitter and get a bunch of hateful poo poo from muskitos
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President Beep posted:be sure to share any notable correspondence! the president hisself replied to me but didn't quote me 
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Cocoa Crispies posted:rand() rover (it randomly decides what to do) my grade school logo projects have prior art on this concept
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