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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Stereotype posted:

The boring company is building a giant worthless tunnel so that rich people don't have to see poor people as much

please use spoiler tags when discussing the total recall remake

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Stereotype posted:

Lucky I live Hawaii where there are only three republicans out of like 100 elected offices.

Musk should tweet some thinly veiled threat Iím sure he got from Ryan detailing what terrible things would befall Tesla and his SpaceX NASA contracts if Rs were in power and he hadnít ponied up the cash to put them there.

ryan: we'll look at your corporate operations just slightly with the most minimal scrutiny

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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HAIL eSATA-n posted:

hm, I bet he actually donated money to the republicans because heís a stupid racist piece of poo poo like the rest of them

1/21 look i dont know who you are but let me tell you a thing or two about Elo

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

no joke someone told me i have been bagging on musky a lot in conversations lately and it made me more determined to do so

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Stereotype posted:

why are there so many pictures of bitcoins where they are, like, real physical coins. isn't the whole point that they aren't physical coins?

Also it is representing the currency with something that is a dumb prop and is legitimately worthless.

no those coins have a minimal value as scape metal instantly valuing them more than bitcoin in any situation where it isnt bitcoin trading and also several where it is

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Sagebrush posted:

lomarf i just noticed "first donor: Melon Eusk"

'me' lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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flakeloaf posted:

hardly relevant boys

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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infernal machines posted:

idc though, it's much funnier to believe that spacex just couldn't hit an orbit to save their lives and if musk ever gets launched to mars he's going to end up on ceres with no air left

hes already living in a vacuum what makes u think the one in space will affect him differently?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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infernal machines posted:

he would be literally hundreds of millions of miles away, i think that's a good start

ill start the ignition sequence

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

paepal

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

this is upsetting. i hope musk dies poor and alone

felon husk

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

hey id make him pay to talk to me too

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

he cant gaslight himself, the cars are all electric!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Stereotype posted:

It didnít ever change and stayed exactly as dumb, it just got much much bigger.

mlmp

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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creationist believer posted:

i think the selling points of apple CarPlay is you have standard APIs to use the physical knobs and buttons and Siri to control your phone, and since your carís infotainment is just a passive display, it updates when your phone does. but you have to use siri and apple maps

that makes sense since it also doesnt have controls for volume and other car features so its not full of shorty replacement controls

now if the manufacturer uses another screen for that well gently caress them. as a passive voice ui while driving and updating map i think its fine in that itll at least receive updates and upgrading the unit means a new phone which is something people actual buy

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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President Beep posted:

90% chance heís uttered this in private.

100% chance hes used this as an icebreaker on dates

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Jonny 290 posted:

im sorry are we talking hamsters or southerners here

ehehe

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Jonny 290 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho-dyfI0hAM here's another amazing (sorta) electric vehicle sound.

when the baked beans kick in

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

a securites fraud is a securities fraud you can't say it's only half

sure you can its easy

fraud!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

connect to the wifi elon

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

ol qwerty bastard posted:

lmbo

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1028121465785405441

can't wait to see the musk fanboys wearing those

pretty bold to try to manipulate the stock price then tell people to short tesla

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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akadajet posted:

Things you can't do in a Tesla Model 3:
Driving

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

i can see the headline now 'musk fans flame'

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Plank Walker posted:

I'm buying back my stocks today, and at $420!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN GUYS!!!

*every agent from every federal watchdog and investigative bureau come in with everything for a HUGE subpoena*

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

elon runs bespoke encrypted irc lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

it may be but i feel like deep down elon is running some janky personal server for grimes and it's keeping plain text logs like a dummy

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

Schadenboner posted:

Goddamn is that some wide gauge. WTF?

thats
what
she
said

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

sorry to interrupt this amazing thread it has kept me rapt with attention for the last day

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Shaggar posted:

I am excite for all the lawyer emails inbound 2 lowtax.

im already on the phone with leonard j crabs

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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PleasureKevin posted:

this sucks. i posted some whack poo poo and this thread is going to be used as official evidence by the SEC

hello investigators from page 1206 of the 3500 page printed copy of this thread

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Schadenboner posted:

Has anyone called it "Buttesla" yet?

ive checked the laffchain and it looks fresh

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

i think based on the slavish devotion to tesla were the ones being pucked here

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

clown

circus

idiot

please dont sign your posts itll clutter the sec documents

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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mrmcd posted:

As a software engineer and YOSPOSTER in good standing I have a codependent and mutually abusive relationship with computers.

ho boy same

at least they pay me a lot to endure it and my hours are normal. lol just lol at these people crawling out of the woodwork to glad hand the concept of elon musk and his supposed 120 hours a week

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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im still baffled at the reddit users that think this isnt a realistic hell of a dev setup because anyone thats worked in a large corporation knows even good environments have nightmares in them

i can only guess that means they themselves are the problem at their job

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

lol now boing boing has all this on their page

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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fart simpson posted:

imagine liking greenpos lol

the emerald pos much like the muskmans daddy bucks are from a more shameful time

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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College Slice

*types coal into password field on elons twitter*

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

what about a stateless person though

id like to sea the answer to this too

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