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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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President Beep posted:

teslas are not healthy for children and other living things.

nice astroturfing but im onto you edison

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

I used to work landscaping and mowing the lawn or raking leaves is dope and very relaxing

i work in a city service dept for a bit and the mow was super relaxing and it was nice to see something go from an overgrown property to a nice tidy plot in a matter of minutes

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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also the big mowers are a ton of fun and terrifyingly strong and i want one even though i dont have a lawn

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm short so I rigged up an over the shoulder strap for the weedeater lol. fuckin things are almost as tall as I am, so you gotta get a good balance

hot drat thats a good idea and would have helped me too

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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SardonicTyrant posted:

Breath of the Felony.

Majority Shareholders Mask

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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does ol musky block people? i want to get a block by him but dont want to have to file a libel civil suit

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Roosevelt posted:

the next tesla accident is going to be all the wheels falling off at the same time mid-flight off the end of a pier as it bursts into flame. the doors will not unlock.

ludicrous sub mode

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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President Beep posted:

I’ve tweeted at him before only to be instantly buried by the incessant tidal wave of adoration from the bazinga brigade. good luck getting senpai to notice u.


the path of a thousand bazingas start with but a single slander 🙏

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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President Beep posted:

maybe add “#$TSLA” or w/e that is for added bait?

noted and ready to deploy

ill just wait his next craxy tweeahahaha

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Discendo Vox posted:

What portion of the twitter horde are bots?

More broadly, why do people worship Musk, of all people? What's the motivating drive? It's really lost me.

a rising tide lifts all dilapidated ships is my guess

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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wealth worship is a sad but consistent part of history and its real bad on twitter where people can directly fellate the ego of randos

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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the skunkiest of musks

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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President Beep posted:

i don't want "fob", god dammit! i'm a dapper van man!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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maybe its a spite acreage right next to the plant so nobody can build rail just to gently caress elon lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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ADINSX posted:

What are you gonna do, sue me?

yesss. ive been wanting to make this all day. if only it were also his tweets

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Luigi Thirty posted:

muskman’s announced he’s going to shoot a rocket to the moon with a Japanese businessman inside

its like a gibson story met a stephenson story

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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fishmech posted:

look at this incompetent who didn't just block it in an adblocker

the best of all things

Ciaphas posted:

tbh i'll cop to this because there is something about the way ublock lets you pick elements to block that i just don't grok, i tried for like 45 minutes to block that godawful pinned gold thread background last month

styling removal is a whole different bag and i have a stylesheet i load to tweak sizing on the forums because i am a weirdo

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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infernal machines posted:

i hear he beats his girlfriends and then forces NDAs on them

yeesh

these preorder requirements are getting ridiculous

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Jonny 290 posted:

thirsty old hams

mods please

please make this kelly comic label quality name true

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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iospace posted:

"disrupt everything" and make it big

thats what she said :kiddo:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Combat Theory posted:

The only kitchen fancyness I got is a contact grill and a thermo mix

i have a contact grill that doubles into a big flat cooking surface great for doing veggies etc and its been-


wait gently caress whatever i was saying i need this shirt now

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

love my blowtorch

oooo, thats going on the list! theres so many things a targeted crisp would benefit from

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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President Beep posted:

but enough about your goofed up genes!!

n-noooooo

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Grace Baiting posted:

capitalist, own thyself

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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mrmcd posted:

mods this needs to be the new thread title.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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grime is a common goonette attribute

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

I thought they wanted people with the spine to stand up to musk

lowtax got the good spine not some cast aluminum one

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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sounds like a lot of chumps are drinking the lemonade

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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thank god, i thought it was a rough wasting away louie anderson

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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fishmech posted:

the russians used an airbrush

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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KoRMaK posted:

"Shorter zappin my $TSLA"

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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akadajet posted:

https://www.goatsedance.com/

watch out, it has goatse in it!

President Beep posted:

that’s what ur mom said when she showed me your baby picture album.

you were such a little rear end in a top hat back then :dadjoke:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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also tesla is selling cheaper, slower versions now so whats the bets on these being the core i3 of the production line?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

oh well a school bus is a whole different kettle of fish i have nfc how those fuckers get paid

how does that job even work

who takes a job that has a four hour split shift with 8 hours of idleness in the middle

our bus driver in school was retired and had a grandson there, so he drove part time. he said it was better; after a career driving city buses it was like easy mode: people actually give school buses breaks in traffic. dude was the chillest bus driver ive ever known

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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anime was right posted:

gen z is a good generation name because its the last one that will actually exist

'the connected generation' is a term i keep hearing. its a bit like 'lol youre stretching' because its always about how theyve always had internet, but that could also describe a portion of 'millennials'

people that try to brand marketing segments are weird

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Powershift posted:

More like generation BBQ







because they're gonna get cooked by climate change, lol

the ice we skate is getting pretty thin agreed op

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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fishmech posted:

truly it is weird for marketing to have a brand

i mean this desperate scramble to find a defining element and not admit its arbitrary. its the same thing each time, so its interesting to see when the brand settles

so far the only concrete one i see discussed is they were born after 9/11 which does mark some kind of cultural shift for people in the US for that generation, but they cant call it generation 9/11 because that doesnt sound good for business segments in the news

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Bulgakov posted:

dont engage

noooooo. damnit. these avatars are making me thirsty

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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SardonicTyrant posted:

Burning Tesla Overdrive.

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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fart simpson posted:

what if you are seeking men

it is no different. the world is only single moms looking for love or eating a strangers rear end, regardless of gender or orientation

FAUXTON posted:

I bet there's a millennial cohort that just cannot bring themselves to trust online dating/hookup sites in any fashion and another that just accepts them as another way to get laid

as a millennial and knowing millennials idk if id readily trust anyone on hookup sites after 25. anyone older there cant pass muster on regular dating sites or irl imo

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