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PleasureKevin posted:would i be right in saying Musk is walking a dental floss tight rope over a wilderness of razor blades? as the article says, he's fine unless tsla hits $90/share. unless the stock goes below $90, its going down will only hinders his ability to buy acid and fund spacex and the boring company but despite $90/share probably being a realistic number for tesla, it would send the company into a death spiral: - convertible debt will come due and need to be paid in cash they don't have instead of "free" stock - investor confidence would be lost following at 75% drop in share price, making continued equity financing more difficult - employees would braindrain the company because their options are worthless
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 17:31 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 01:40 |
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i dont think this guys tweeting will help is court case
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 02:11 |
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sec is shortseller
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 17:10 |
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:who the gently caress is giving these people the money in the first place, are they lying on loan applications? judging by the 3% APY, the loan's probably directly from their stockbroker via margin trading account if so, the shares will be forcibly sold to settle their debts if their account drops enough
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 22:57 |
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just started a car company thirty seconds ago no operations yet, but only we, ford, and (for the moment) tesla are the only ones who have never declared bankruptcy
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 04:27 |
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elmer chud posted:this guy is down 50k now u cant lose if u dont sell
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 17:05 |
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loving (((bankers)))
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 17:12 |
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margin can be used to lower risk too, or as a way to make a purchase that will be paid off with your next dividend but all the good funnies come from someone with $5,000 buying $100,000 in tesla single-stock futures
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 17:46 |
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why should apple buy tesla today when they can buy tesla for less tomorrow im sure tesla's customer list can be considered an asset during bankruptcy: a list of rich idiots to hock poo poo to
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 00:53 |
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by time baby ready to work, minimum wage will be like $20/hr so dont worry same as today but number bigger
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 05:28 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1008013111058526209
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 17:36 |
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PleasureKevin posted:the name “Gerber Kawasaki Inc” is exactly why i want to marry into a rich Japanese conglomerate family, so i can run a mega corp with a name like this that sells cybernetic enhancements and pays assassins to take out competition im sorry to ruin your dream vision but theyre just a small hedge fund in california. the gerber half tweets a lot of bullshit about tesla and kawasaki's from brazil (japanese brazilian)
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 20:35 |
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i want to know how musk calculated $419/share before deciding to round up another $200 million to produce the most expensive weed joke
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 21:40 |
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thanks xealous thlus
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 02:08 |
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www and doom were unfortunately made on nextcubes
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 16:43 |
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coffeetable posted:xealous: as a heads up, someone's stuck all your posts on twitter and they're getting attention. hope you're serious about that NDA expiry. i dont think he ever said his nda expired. he said "all this is public anyway" regardless, what about non-disparagement? get ready to join a prison fire crew
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 17:31 |
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stay safe james
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 17:51 |
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big scary monsters posted:looking forward to the influx of tesla nerds into yospos telling us why actually elon musj is the greatest, xealous is being paid by short shorts and we're bad idiots, ty atomicthumbs maybe lowtax will get enough money for the new forums
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:24 |
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why did you change your name
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:29 |
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maybe the hackers can link their favorite posts in the hn thread
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:40 |
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YOSPOS (566 users browsing) edit: GBS:No Thank You, We're all Retarded Gay Dead Babies (555 users browsing)
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:00 |
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since youre here gofundme.com/fart-powered-car-legal-defense-fund
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:04 |
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hey sec serve musk a wells notice
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:08 |
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:18 |
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someone posted it on reddit too if you wanna burn your eyes out https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/99sbwa/former_tesla_programmers_anecdotes_about_problems/
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:31 |
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Jamsta posted:You know ol Musky will be reading this at 3am tomorrow morning. Will he be calling Fart Powered Cars out on twitter as a pedo tho? hopefully he'll do it while hosed up on acid or ambien
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:44 |
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green was cheap, for the employees amber was for the sushi-eating c-suite rule 36
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:57 |
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Shaggar posted:orange yospos is for scrubs and he has bad font rendering too. yeah windows bad fonts
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 20:02 |
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Ciaphas posted:i want u all to imagine that if this thread somehow becomes part of anything legal then someone somewhere is going to very seriously ask the question "What is YOSPOS and what does it stand for?" your honor, your operating system is a piece of poo poo contempt of court
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 20:02 |
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i heard a rumor that elon musk raped and murdered a girl in 1990
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 20:06 |
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YOSPOS (905 users browsing) dece 4 figgies comin
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 20:30 |
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people in month 19 of waiting for their car are alluding to yospos being PAID BASHERS i mean i am, but they mean the rest of you
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 22:51 |
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here i am, manipulating markets at 6:32pm eastern, friday night, with NYSE closed til monday morning
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:32 |
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sorry looks like tsla is listed on nasdaq, well until it goes otc as tslaq
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:33 |
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is there a way to poll hn and reddit re: greenpos, amberpos?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:42 |
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hello googlers nooglers and xooglers wubalubadubdub
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 02:26 |
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now that we've reversed our position the investigation will surely stop
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 04:56 |
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i like some of her old googoogaga stuff from before she went to coachella with lana del rey and cranked musk's hog
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 05:07 |
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his name got changed again?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 18:26 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 01:40 |
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86% of their cars need to be repaired after coming off the production line
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