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Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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PleasureKevin posted:

would i be right in saying Musk is walking a dental floss tight rope over a wilderness of razor blades?

as the article says, he's fine unless tsla hits $90/share. unless the stock goes below $90, its going down will only hinders his ability to buy acid and fund spacex and the boring company

but despite $90/share probably being a realistic number for tesla, it would send the company into a death spiral:
- convertible debt will come due and need to be paid in cash they don't have instead of "free" stock
- investor confidence would be lost following at 75% drop in share price, making continued equity financing more difficult
- employees would braindrain the company because their options are worthless

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Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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i dont think this guys tweeting will help is court case

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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sec is shortseller

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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BangersInMyKnickers posted:

who the gently caress is giving these people the money in the first place, are they lying on loan applications?

judging by the 3% APY, the loan's probably directly from their stockbroker via margin trading account

if so, the shares will be forcibly sold to settle their debts if their account drops enough

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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just started a car company thirty seconds ago

no operations yet, but only we, ford, and (for the moment) tesla are the only ones who have never declared bankruptcy

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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elmer chud posted:

this guy is down 50k now

u cant lose if u dont sell

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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loving (((bankers)))

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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margin can be used to lower risk too, or as a way to make a purchase that will be paid off with your next dividend

but all the good funnies come from someone with $5,000 buying $100,000 in tesla single-stock futures

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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why should apple buy tesla today when they can buy tesla for less tomorrow

im sure tesla's customer list can be considered an asset during bankruptcy: a list of rich idiots to hock poo poo to

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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by time baby ready to work, minimum wage will be like $20/hr so dont worry

same as today but number bigger

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1008013111058526209

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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PleasureKevin posted:

the name “Gerber Kawasaki Inc” is exactly why i want to marry into a rich Japanese conglomerate family, so i can run a mega corp with a name like this that sells cybernetic enhancements and pays assassins to take out competition

im sorry to ruin your dream vision but theyre just a small hedge fund in california. the gerber half tweets a lot of bullshit about tesla and kawasaki's from brazil (japanese brazilian)

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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i want to know how musk calculated $419/share before deciding to round up another $200 million to produce the most expensive weed joke

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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thanks xealous

thlus

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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www and doom were unfortunately made on nextcubes

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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coffeetable posted:

xealous: as a heads up, someone's stuck all your posts on twitter and they're getting attention. hope you're serious about that NDA expiry.

https://twitter.com/atomicthumbs/st...939617404645376

atomicthumbs: idk why you cropped out the username, this forum is open to the internet and the moment google indexes the last few pages an exact-text-search will get you here. not that it really matters cause there's enough content in the posts to ID xealous to tesla anyway

i dont think he ever said his nda expired. he said "all this is public anyway"

regardless, what about non-disparagement?

get ready to join a prison fire crew

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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stay safe james

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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big scary monsters posted:

looking forward to the influx of tesla nerds into yospos telling us why actually elon musj is the greatest, xealous is being paid by short shorts and we're bad idiots, ty atomicthumbs

maybe lowtax will get enough money for the new forums

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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why did you change your name

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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maybe the hackers can link their favorite posts in the hn thread

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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YOSPOS (566 users browsing)

edit: GBS:No Thank You, We're all Retarded Gay Dead Babies (555 users browsing)

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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since youre here gofundme.com/fart-powered-car-legal-defense-fund

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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hey sec serve musk a wells notice

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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someone posted it on reddit too if you wanna burn your eyes out https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMusk...about_problems/

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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Jamsta posted:

You know ol Musky will be reading this at 3am tomorrow morning. Will he be calling Fart Powered Cars out on twitter as a pedo tho?

hopefully he'll do it while hosed up on acid or ambien

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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green was cheap, for the employees
amber was for the sushi-eating c-suite

rule 36

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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Shaggar posted:

orange yospos is for scrubs and he has bad font rendering too.

yeah windows bad fonts

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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Ciaphas posted:

i want u all to imagine that if this thread somehow becomes part of anything legal then someone somewhere is going to very seriously ask the question "What is YOSPOS and what does it stand for?"

your honor, your operating system is a piece of poo poo

contempt of court

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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i heard a rumor that elon musk raped and murdered a girl in 1990

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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YOSPOS (905 users browsing)

dece 4 figgies comin

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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people in month 19 of waiting for their car are alluding to yospos being PAID BASHERS

i mean i am, but they mean the rest of you

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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here i am, manipulating markets at 6:32pm eastern, friday night, with NYSE closed til monday morning

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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sorry looks like tsla is listed on nasdaq, well until it goes otc as tslaq

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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is there a way to poll hn and reddit re: greenpos, amberpos?

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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hello googlers nooglers and xooglers wubalubadubdub

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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now that we've reversed our position the investigation will surely stop

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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i like some of her old googoogaga stuff from before she went to coachella with lana del rey and cranked musk's hog

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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his name got changed again?

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Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

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86% of their cars need to be repaired after coming off the production line

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