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H.P. Hovercraft posted:which is particularly funny since banks was a hardcore socialist and a post-scarcity society is about as anti-capitalist as you can get but in fully automated luxury gay space communism the robots would have to let musk run his idiotic capitalist simulation so he could be happy
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Xealous posted:some of what I wrote runs on the factory line - at the time we started the model s program, which has not changed to this day, we fake the backend to install and validate firmware as the car moves down the line. a tech runs over to the car, plugs an eth cable in diag and dumps an image on the car using curl and a tui app I wrote using python. as the car moves down the line it is installing firmware for about an hour. if that station for any reason can’t talk to the PKI system, erp, or a ruby webapp it halts the line can't you flash the storage before its installed in a car?
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Aug 23, 2018 17:17
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Xealous posted:Tesla never bothered to flash those things ahead of time before assembly this is the thing, like i work with boards that have many devices on them that have firmware and they're all flashed well before the board is installed in anything if not before even being soldered down
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Xealous posted:they got smart eventually - model 3 does do this now, but doing that at scale with all the components for a car is a challenge when you have it being done with stations running yocto images and perl uh we literally do the same thing; well, yocto images and python tesla isn't the first to solder down SOMs running embedded linux and a bunch of MCUs hanging off an i2c/canbus/whatever line
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2G is dead so i wonder what happened to cars that used that
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Xealous posted:that thing (the car-side updater) is about ~100k lines of C in a single file. code reviews were always a laugh riot 
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Aug 23, 2018 18:12
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Xealous posted:while tesla should be given credit for updating the car over the air to fix issues, that's also any connected car's biggest weakness - you're one exploit away (or malicious employee with access) from remote root. are these all done over cellular? the network itself provides a lot of security in that case at least. of course until someone gets your password to control center/command center
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Endless Mike posted:selling demo cars is very common, and they do, in fact, count as "new" since they've never had an initial say, but dealerships will give steep discounts on them, since they'll usually have a few hundred miles on them. something tells me tesla is not doing that. this one wasn't new though; theres actually a pretty big legal difference between a new car and a used car. apparently this one had been titled and registered so its no longer new you can buy a "new" car with 200 miles on it, this wasn't a "new" car by law though
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Aug 23, 2018 21:01
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Xealous posted:tesla basically runs their entire business like a just in time compiler only they don't treat warnings or errors as failures. most groups in the company don't cross-communicate so there's a lot of duplication of effort. good news! 3G is dead too!
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Aug 24, 2018 06:12
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Mr. Nice! posted:what are people talking about with post-apple jobs? next and pixar are kindof big deals. yeah, no consumers bought next poo poo, but it still had it's place and was the precursor to osx. jobs tried to create a computer company and ended up making a movie studio then he tried to create another computer company and only made an operating system finally he returned to his original computer company and turned it into a phone company
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Aug 24, 2018 15:31
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Wulfolme posted:ackthually, everyone at Pixar wanted to make movies from day 1, all the rendering computer stuff was just them scrambling around to try and earn some kind of revenue until they got to the point of Toy Story being possible just go with it it makes the joke work
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Aug 24, 2018 15:40
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Wulfolme posted:if musk had tried to make a car company and ended up only making a powertrain manufacturer we would have nothing to laugh at indeed, jobs's greatest skill was saying "that sucks we're not doing it" while musk just says "thats garbage let me fix it" *makes problem worse*
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gschmidl posted:You say powertrain and I think its musk so it'd be more like 
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Schadenboner posted:Goddamn is that some wide gauge. WTF? that was NBC's response to the love boat. it nearly bankrupted the network
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President Beep posted:lol. i'd not heard of this. https://tv.avclub.com/the-horror-of-supertrain-almost-brought-down-a-network-1798274591 https://www.metv.com/stories/a-look-back-at-supertrain-tvs-most-expensive-flop quote:By that time, Supertrain had become the most expensive series of all time. Silverman was so fed up with the series, he notoriously went to the studio and broke his toe after kicking one of the iron model trains.
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but will they find out about YOU MUST HAVE A PLATINUM ACCOUNT TO READ THIS
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Aug 24, 2018 17:16
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mila kunis posted:actually all of that is fine because its true though; his conclusion if it being fine is incorrect however. plenty of companies have toxic, unsafe work cultures and terrible project planning. not sure why that means that tesla should be worth more than functional automotive companies 
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Aug 24, 2018 19:28
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Zamujasa posted:Um, ok. But that just reminds me of some quote in some funny movie: "You made me bleed...my own blood!". Mentioning "HTTPS POST" is redundant, unless you are trying to impress some non-technical people how cute that that guy doesn't think that an HTTP POST is possible
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President Beep posted:or you could just use your goddamn eyballs. its a redundancy system at least its supposed to be
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abraham linksys posted:this is the most viral 219.css has ever been but i'm mostly glad the tweeter used the superior amberpos
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Ciaphas posted:i want u all to imagine that if this thread somehow becomes part of anything legal then someone somewhere is going to very seriously ask the question "What is YOSPOS and what does it stand for?" looking forward to being deposed regarding derailing (  ) the thread with a failed 70s tv series
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Jamsta posted:This thread hit the main teslamotors subreddit: from a moderator of that subreddit: quote:Original source: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862643 (Pages 62 through 68) 
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:can someone please explain why people think slobbing your boss's knob and working your life away are good things would it be weirder if he said that to his current manager or his former manager at tesla?
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Chaosfirev posted:Hey arstechnica include me in your screenshots thanks is this on arsetech now?
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fart-powered cars posted:yeah true - i'd be far, _far_ more worried about autopilot (any vendor's, not just tesla), than some dumb infotainment firmware. as i said, tesla does follow the safety guidelines - you can drive the car safely with infotainment down, but the creature comforts are gone like ac good news though is that the jeep won't work long enough for an exploit to be useful
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Trig Discipline posted:well if it's going to be that kind of party i guess it's time for me to admit that i'm grimes what's the invisible world
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:how many times can i post *slurping and gagging noises* on different posts before i get banned from that subreddit? i upvoted you 
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this is the best reddit comment thread so far https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/99sbwa/former_tesla_programmers_anecdotes_about_problems/e4qlr6e/ quote:sjsu_dropout quote:
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Shaggar posted:pls do not reveal the yospos secret. that amberpos is the best?
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Aug 24, 2018 23:38
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atomicthumbs posted:no, i mean, concretely: i am a furry leftist, online. i am literally immune to harrassment at this point. it doesn't make it past my armor's DR. tink but what’s your THAC0
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Aug 24, 2018 23:56
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akadajet posted:atomicthumbs is a quality yosposter, imo has anyone else so effectively trolled gbs?
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Pardot posted:what did he do? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3676585&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Cat Face Joe posted:wtf happened funy computer
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:there's a part of me that's morbidly wondered if it would be possible to get two countries' border agents basically pointing guns at each other and shouting "take him!" "no, gently caress you, you take him!!" most countries don’t “recognize” dual citizenship so this doesn’t come up
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