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Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Captain Foo posted:

shut the gently caress up and get out of yospos forever

# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 14:38

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Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Xealous posted:

like everyone else who was smart they either quit or were fired through no fault of their own so what you’re left with are people fearing for their job who desperately don’t want to change status quo for fear it will break something

With "no fault of their own" being the usual "proposing a process that isn't fragile and prone to error but will take longer than X promised to Y who promised it to Z and hurting the feelings of V and W, who are responsible for the monstrosity in the first place and have the ear of management"?

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 16:46

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Xealous posted:

no problem - if you want to know anything specific (i won't violate any ndas, patents or internal arch) happy to oblige

Can you confirm/deny

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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 01:40

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

MononcQc posted:

This thread is a blessing and now one of the best things to hit these forums in the last few years

Definitely Some Quality Poasts℠

And not just because I like reading about shitshows I am not responsible for.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 02:36

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Rex-Goliath posted:

i’ve been yelling at some java devs to stop loving checking their jars into svn i 100% buy firmware devs doing the same thing but worse

At one place we instituted a policy of pranking anyone who did this.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 03:10

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Schadenboner posted:

I'm getting rotated back to 3rd Shift in a few weeks and I'm collecting content to watch during said rotation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUEjtCV1Gc

there u go

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 16:25

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Schadenboner posted:

See, this is already what I use as the loop on my "Rain Rain" sleep-noise app, I'm afraid it would cause me to fall asleep at work?

i got u fam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcp2W1-SFt4

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 16:28

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

President Beep posted:

lmao. wtf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAjh3fJuI6k

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 16:37

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

bcos the truth is golden bitches

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 17:09

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

lol this thread got linked to hn

First poast:

"Of course almost all challengers have hacky tech under the hood because they don't have the resources. "

Ah, yes. The plucky internet billionaire squaring off against The Man, with nothing but ingenuity and sticktoitiveness and billions of dollars. I love a good underdog story.

Schadenboner posted:

Prejudice is a mindset that exists before an action, It's not prejudice if it's proven over and over again every time an amberposer mashes the "Post" buttan with their disgusting cheeto-flavored-sausage-fingers.

Bitch, please.

Funyuns, motherfucker

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 17:56

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hello hacker news how are you gentlemen

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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:07

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

if you'd like to brush up on it and have some laughs: http://teslabears.club/t/tesla-susp...-grounded/370/2

Can you please edit in a notice that this means "bears" in the financial sense and not in the other because I had my dilz out and was raring to go and now I have sad balls

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:12

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

more like whacker news amirite

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:20

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

president beep's gonna get dissed on grimes' new track for making fun of musk's accent

Ooh! Is it too late to get in on being immortalized in song by positing that Elon Musk's huge ween is actually an optical illusion created by his freakishly tiny balls?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:27

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bund posted:

where is the like button? I would like to recognize some good posts

*zziiiiiiiiiipppp*

right here thank u drive thru

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:38

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shaggar posted:

yos and pos rhyme and the pos is as in post which is why yospost works. yawzpawz is the most incorrect pronunciation.

Hello again, fellas from hackers new and those redditors who didn't bail when they discovered there were no underage upskirt photos.

Allow me to introduce Shaggar. Shaggar is wrong. He also has big hair, in which he stores his bad opinions. Say hi to Shaggar.

Ciaphas posted:

aight fine enjoy your 20 year old joke i guess

Enjoy being a dirty snitch bithc

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 20:08

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 20:14

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

i have been silenced.....

for now.....

That which is dead can never die

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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 20:24

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

Dude, they got me already.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 20:28

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bulgakov posted:

u forgot one

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 21:31

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Triglav posted:

people in month 19 of waiting for their car are alluding to yospos being PAID BASHERS

so do I go through daddy soros to get that cash like I do for everything else or is it separate

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 21:52

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

atomicthumbs posted:

i'm an artist and my twitter page links to my portfolio.

you will be mining emeralds before dawn. sorry dude.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 22:24

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shaggar posted:

pls do not reveal the yospos secret.

okay we won't tell anyone how much you secretly love linux

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 22:41

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

for that matter, TesLOL?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 22:43

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

President Beep posted:

ah, ok. I thought they did the verification on their side. im kind of an ignoramus tho

Hey, don't sell yourself short.

You're a huge ignoramus. And you smell!

FCKGW posted:

greenpos in the streets, amberpos in da sheets

so ur a bedwetter?

Fatty Crabcakes fucked around with this message at Aug 24, 2018 around 23:58

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:54

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

President Beep posted:

props to peeny cheez for making it into the premier screencap!!!!

I would like to thank all the academy, my parents, my manager Gus and all the little people, without whom this incredibly deserved award would have gone to some complete jagoff.

President Beep posted:

for some reason I can’t get my awful app theme to change.

You can offer encouragement and support, but it kind of has to want to change.

Fatty Crabcakes fucked around with this message at Aug 25, 2018 around 17:04

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 17:01

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ciaphas posted:

let's not say things we can't take back

SOMETHING YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT, BLAB-IGAIL VAN BUREN

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 21:38

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

President Beep posted:

Hey now, I'm being nice. You know what usually happens to laggers in here?

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 21:53

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

President Beep posted:

cool i love happy endings.

Is that why you don't charge people for them like everyone else at the massage parlor?

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 04:28

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pretty sure I regged to photoshop a dick on somethng and was immediately banned but reregged because it was before the paywall.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 14:11

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Die Antwoord is a good band.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 00:48

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

it's funny because dogs usually don't smoke cigars

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 01:09

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 04:36

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

DSYP

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 16:00

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

iospace posted:

And I'm the queen of France =

Bonjour, Je m'appelle Madame Guillotine.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 16:47

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

jit bull transpile posted:

that's why i was initially so hesitant to buy ppls wholesale statements about a rap act.

That and you seem to be a little less than critical when it comes to things you yourself are fond of.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 17:07

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

President Beep posted:

i only listen to chiptunes and pachinko chimes.

u should really expand ur musical horizons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfModpvuEGg

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 18:21

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 04:39

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 06:25

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# ¿ Jul 23, 2019 15:33

Fatty Crabcakes: Jan 31, 2008; HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that's because working class people all still say retard

"All"

fishmech posted:

lol so the club for cops that support ineffective uhc are sobbing because someone pointed out they should at least hold their meetings someplace people can get to.

So serious question: what are the alternatives to DSA?

Fatty Crabcakes fucked around with this message at Sep 6, 2018 around 23:46

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