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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

DELETE CASCADE posted:

tbh i have been considering getting an electric bicycle, one of the pedal assist ones, because it would suit most of my needs... only need the car for longer trips or when i gotta haul poo poo back from costco
I've been considering ganking one of those bird scooters and replacing the guts with a pi before the city gets tired of their bullshit and tells them to get hosed.

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sagebrush posted:

it is entirely unsurprising to me that this guy is riding a hayabusa with an extended swingarm
What does this mean?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Combat Theory posted:

It's the universal douchebag identification mod for sports bikes.
Looking at the dude, seems a wee bit redundant.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

CrazyLittle posted:

imagine four elons at the edge of a cliff
bankruptcy works the same way

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

TerminalRaptor posted:

Pleb: "Elon, this workplace is toxic"
Elon: "toxic... Intoxicating... Working at Tesla is intoxicating... Liquor is intoxicating... Tesla branded liquor!"
"With slight modifications, we can retrofit these unsold flamethrowers into Boring Company Turbo Buttchuggers"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Do not taunt Happy Fun Car.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

KOTEX GOD OF FUD

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

*slurping and gagging noises*

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

So, Kotex, how was your experience volunteering to help deliver shitwagons to idiots?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

someone run turn_target_computer_into_bomb script. :twisted:
That script has been running since April 29, 2009.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

[ask] me about dancing for nickels outside the feed n’ seed.
I worked there before Chuck retired and sold it.

And I got dimes, motherfucker.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

i was born in 1980. what generation am i?
Generation Y-didn't-ur-dad-pull-out

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Powershift posted:

Back in my day, you had to look at the encyclopedias in the library.
I was such a nerd that I would check out the encyclopedias two letters at a time and take them home to read.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

let me tell you about the mandela effect...
I think you mean the Mengele effect

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Wrong thread

Ellie Crabcakes fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Nov 2, 2018

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

or be uncouth petty bourgeoisie with no idea where to buy or how to maintain leather shoes and no desire to improve yourself. leather boots i can understand. shoes???
Wow are you a loving oval office.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

it is more cowardly to beat someone
This. Right here.

The gently caress, dude?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

jitty jitty bang bang posted:

are people still doing this pretend to not know about sports thing?
In general or for like specific things?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The only good sport is Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling anyway.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

being a colossal idiot piece of poo poo?
Game recognize game

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I'm so sorry but you softballed that one right in

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

gschmidl posted:

More like oldmercile... wait
well I don't know quite how to feel about this

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Nah

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Powershift posted:

Counterpoint: Action Bronson
I had no idea who that was so I googled him. Even jpegs of him have body odor.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Weed is basic.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Silver Alicorn posted:

you sound like s square
If hating drugs and loving stamp collecting is square then, by golly, I guess I'll be square.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Silver Alicorn posted:

well, it takes all types
Thank you for your understanding.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

good point, you do hafta be insanely cool and dumb to do speedballs
Not true. I have never even been close to regularly cool, much less insanely.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

but have you tried stamp collection on weed!?
sir you have opened my eyes to a bold and beautiful new world

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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The median fishmech post is 90% farts

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

wargames posted:

They have poop and hipsters everywhere .
I believe that's what they call "a difference without distinction"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

man that thing has a fat rear end


TURN ON YOU'RE MONITOR

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Yeah, well some people have a bug up their rear end about being "original" or "funny"

but not me!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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iospace posted:

No joke a conversation I had today:
"It took me 15 minutes to get home today"
"It would take you 15 minutes if you walked to work"
"... but that would require putting myself at risk!"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

My Linux Rig posted:

tbf he actually has a valid point about that, american drivers are dangerously inept
Yeah, I'm sure that's that Stemlord McGee meant.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

drgitlin posted:

Agreed. as I wrote in the opening of my review, it’s not the garbagemobile this thread wishes it was.
yeah, it's actually kinda difficult to get garbage to spontaneously combust

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

My Linux Rig posted:

but if you’re not here to piss people off, then what are you doing on the internet??
I can't speak for them, but I'm here to chew bubblegum and masturbate to weird stuff.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

fishmech posted:

they aint, but pretty weird for a german to be saying that about a jew jus sayin
:rolleye:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Zlodo posted:

lol getting mad on yospos
welcome to my ignore list, you villainous poltroon!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

SIGSEGV posted:

I do not suffer fools easily! I shall banish you to the depths of my banlist!
From Hell's heart I mash the report button at thee

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

BobHoward posted:

it has been laid, i am undone, my postin' career is over

someone emptyquote me so i can confirm to drgitlin that yeah i have no idea who they are and am :justpost: in the yospos style, i beg for forums mercy
Silence, noisome peasant!

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