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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i used to work at a small factory that supplied big truck makers and a few car companies. we had more than a few close calls with getting orders out, and they’d immediately threaten us with tens of thousands of dollars in fines if our incompetence were to cause a line to go down.

they definitely called the tune. if they were a big enough customer they could totally dictate our production schedule, pushing smaller customers out of the way, because of their planning fuckups.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

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:wrong:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
-matrix
-confederate flag
-hacker guy???

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

don't forget GameSpy

ah! i knew that looked familiar.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

very efficient. props.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
            HEY YOU GUUUUYYSSSS!
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Captain Foo posted:

Teslas are a HEPA poo poo

:hmmyes:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
a “ski trip car” is whatever beater im smuggling coke with.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

fishmech posted:

reminder: "grandma driving" is the most dangerous way to drive, a ways ahead of "teenager driving"

yeah, poo poo like merging onto a 70 mph+ freeway doing 35 is all kinds of trouble.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

spankmeister posted:

That's just the AI becoming self-aware and realizing the horror of it's existence.

i have no mouth and i must scream prequel looking good.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
yeah but they cling to those years like the misers they are.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

holding it wrong

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i had a grand prix with those stupid vertical door handles that GM loved back in the late 80s. sometimes they'd freeze up, and eventually both broke so i had to replace them. the tesla thing reminds me of that, only decades later.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

FCKGW posted:

One reader responded to my experience by saying to hang in there as it will be worth it.

what kind of delusions are these people experiencing?

:psyduck:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
also be sure to avoid all mud puddles

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
*an impatient and flustered elon bashes away at a keyboard with both fists as cowed staff look on* see?! see?! I can’t get into our system! it’s fine!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
this whole OTA braking distance fix sounds really odd to me. like, right from the get go, wouldn't tesla just say "okay, we know that X is a good braking distance for a car like this, so we'll just make it that". why is it remotely adjustable in the first place?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lmao. the car's maladies change with the seasons. :allears:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

what the gently caress??? does the ntsb or whoever not have performance/documentation standards for poo poo like this? having lovely brakes is one thing, but failing to realize that because of poor testing shouldn't even be a thing.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

yeah, i get that. i just thought that maybe the feds would want to verify and certify the functionality of certain critical systems for road going vehicles. i suppose that would just get in the way of jorb creation of some poo poo tho.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Endless Mike posted:

nhtsa would be the agency you're looking for. ntsb investigates accidents after they happen.

cool. legit thanks for the clarification.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

tesla calibrated the abs on their perfectly clean, smooth, test track and never tested them anywhere else.

ah, now the pieces fit.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

flakeloaf posted:

i know the pieces fit
cause i watched them drive away
mismatched and moldering
fun, the molding's different
self-driving cars supposed to set pedestrians in motion
bumper falls off as it goes
testing cars while in production

and so on

and so forth
*snort*

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

still :psypop: about OTA brake updates. delivering software over the internet is a security nightmare and really it mostly works because no ones cares enough to ratfuck you. apple can't avoid dealing with it cause they have an app store and also its a fuckin fondleslab who cares if the brakes dont work. cars are not the same

brakes as a service

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
same, but when they talk about the defects being worth it, because they’re achieving...something??

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
“i know the Khmer rouge had their problems, but they helped introduce cambodian cuisine to the rest of the world!”

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Poniard posted:

you're supposed to use the hyperpoop not a torch to thaw your tesla

:imunfunny:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
in conclusion, tesla is a car of contrasts.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

elite_garbage_man posted:

elon smokes weed now

no way he's gonna yell

He'll probably come to some misguided revaluation while high, and a bunch of confused devs will implement his weed thoughts and kill a bunch of people

can someone itt please monitor r/highdeas for any musk activity?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
freakin brakesit.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
wtf?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

suffix posted:

put ur tesla in the microwave to charge it

i heard that elon is mikey from the life cereal commercials.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
oh poo poo. my bad. meant to say that elon is actually paul from the wonder years.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

sounds like he really loves the car

oh poo poo! yeah!

kgob, hug the car.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

this is the same system that tries to track tire marks on the road as lane markings

:stare:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

please refrain from sullying amberpos thusly!!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

nono, the car does that for you

tesla sucked me off????

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
“soft recall”

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
we have a nissan rogue, and I’m perfectly happy thinking of it as a station wagon. it’s very needs suiting.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

hobbesmaster posted:

subaru's CUV is literally a lifted impreza; is anyone else's that blatant?

see my post above. pretty sure rogues are just hosed with sentras.

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