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Blue Train posted:Their suggestion is to carry a separate external 12v power pack to open the back doors in case of accident lol, and dude posted it as a gotcha to the guy saying they won't open without power if i'm ever in an accident, i want my escape from the burning wreckage to be as much of an indiana jones race against time as possible
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:did elon's girlfriend name herself after a lovely character from the simpsons supposedly she named herself after grime music, which is basically a british version of trap her actual music is mostly generic edm. not real interesting imo, but i guess it would serve its purpose in a dance club
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Schadenboner posted:Asset forfeiture is a dirty practice which gives bad incentives to proven bad actors.
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Chalks posted:A bit late to the party but I'm glad this shithead is getting sued by the cave diver guy. Libel law in the UK isn't something to be hosed with, so best of luck to him. gently caress that. worst of luck to him i hope he loses half his fortune to some rando brit expat for being an rear end in a top hat edit: sorry if i misunderstood your "best of luck" being directed to elung DaTroof fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Sep 18, 2018 |
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infernal machines posted:why does your car have a youtube app? obviously you'd want to catch up on the latest tedx talks while you're on autopilot. no need to lose your head over a modern convenience the driver will do that himself
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:what's the difference between starlink and starlink RV? i'm guessing starlink rv won't work in any of those rural areas that are getting screwed on starlink classic
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MononcQc posted:maybe they’re doing functional programming so they don’t like objects nor related concepts such as object permanence except they also don't like object immutability
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"I'm not the owner! I'm not the owner!" I cry as my wallet slowly shrinks and I turn into the Twitter ceo
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BattleMaster posted:wtf does "they said I couldn't buy twitter" mean, twitter accepted his offer probably faster than any offer has ever been accepted before and is desperate to make it happen as fast as possible i assume he's referring to the poison pill that tricked him into ramping up his offer beyond any modicum of reason or common sense he won the pissing contest but lost the pissing war
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Endless Mike posted:endless Wife and I were sitting on the front porch yesterday morning drinking coffee and we hear a couple walk by and the lady says something like "he really seems like he wants to improve the world!" and wife is like "sounds insufferable" to me and then the lady says "But maybe the Twitter thing isn't so good" to which I say to wife "yes, insufferable is a good description of Elon" that sounds almost too perfect to have actually happened but it also tracks as truthful
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refleks posted:some frustrated product manager at Tesla: autonomous cars on mars. that's not even the craziest thing he promised today. you work for elon, bitch. get used to it or go work for someone who actually makes real poo poo happen
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Cactrot posted:Phone on wheels is a pretty good burn though true
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Mr. Nice! posted:elon isn’t gonna tweet about a loss. not on purpose, anyway
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MononcQc posted:1. musk is banned 1. musk is forced to buy twitter 2. immediately sells it for a fraction of the price and starts trying to become the richest man in the world again 3. loses all his money investing in mastodon.social forks and bitcoin ponzis 4. has a twitter meltdown full of racial slurs and threats to overthrow the government, leading to his permanent ban 5. years later, a "where are they now" bit on tmz shows him talking to himself on a bus in cleveland
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TerminalRaptor posted:We have enough problems here, please don't wish this upon us. Can we put him in Branson Missouri instead? how about we split the difference and put him in dayton
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Achmed Jones posted:elon musk is the only person who deserves to live in ohio not the only, but definitely the most
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tj miller might be kind of a jerk, but we're comparing him to musk here. fuckin musk
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PIZZA.BAT posted:twtr cracked $40  i dropped a rack on twitter last weekcmon, twitter. baby needs bored apes
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holy poo poo. that legit looks less practical and less fun than just going for a loving walk
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gschmidl posted:From the Musk thread, this has to be seen to be believed.
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Beeftweeter posted:oh god please be real because "might stop slamming into the backs of trucks" is a tacit admission that they already loving suck and know it fake as hell but i lol'ed
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The_Franz posted:that dealership really gets bent out of shape when someone doesn't know the difference between 'to' and 'too' if only they were fastidious about proper construction of something other than sentences
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refleks posted:Shout out to MySpace Tom for learning us all HTML and then peacing out with 300 millz to travel the world and take pictures. TK-42-1 posted:respect
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FlapYoJacks posted:Grimes really does look like she smells like a roll of nickels.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:The only product that anyone gave a poo poo about was a machine the size of a toaster that would perform hundreds of tests on a tiny amount of blood, which was 100% a sham. The things that actually worked weren’t any different than what a labcorp or quest could already do (and they were doing the tests for Theranos in a lot of cases!) and were entirely irrelevant to the insane valuation. ding ding ding
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oh poo poo, you pay attention to anything neuralink claims, or even worse, musk? stop it dude
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PokeJoe posted:i have had the same set of Logitech computer speakers for 13 years same except altec lansing though i also have a pair of phonic studio monitors for recording music and poo poo. i used to leave them on 24/7 until it had a measurable impact on my electric bill
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:somewhere in my storage unit i have the altec lansings that came with a dell computer a long time ago mine's an ada104. i guess it's not strictly for computers but its only inputs are 3.55mm getting complaints from the neighbors was easy when i lived in an apartment and still possible now that i live in a house i lost the remote a long time ago, but the bar just sits on my desktop anyway, so v  v
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gschmidl posted:I may have asked this before but how the gently caress does Newsweek still exist 1. douchebags like david sacks pay them money to publish ""opinion" pieces" 2. they copypasta poo poo from tiktok and reddit like they're great value dailydot
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DarkSol posted:I had said "... that isn't Tarkovsky" because I'm already a huge fan of Andrei Rublev, Stalker and The Mirror. (I actually really enjoy The Steamroller and the Violin too, even though it is his student film.) it's nice to see some positive and entertaining posts appear in the musk thread, but unsurprisingly, they're off topic
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just to be clear, i'm not complaining, just confirming that everything about musk is negative and irritating
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bangin hot take, musky. next tell us why corporations should have qualified immunity
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FAUXTON posted:oh so like charlie and the chocolate factory except wonka's dead and the golden ticket is poo poo from a happy meal before anyone interested was even born that's upsettingly accurate
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Mr. Nice! posted:i feel vindicated at last after months of telling people he would ultimately have to complete the purchase either by choice or force. that’s about it though. Beeftweeter posted:this and meta imploding on the same day has me feeling good lol
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Yea, I bought at about the same price and cashed out at 52. It wasn’t enough to entirely make up for the rest of my portfolio being obliterated this year but it did help. if i hadn't made a short bet on twitter my portfolio would be 3 months underwater 
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