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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


i think erlon should pilot his dumbass submarine on its maiden voyage down into the cave

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


SmokaDustbowl posted:

rofl that loving pisser face

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


elon musk is living proof that, given enough money, anyone can be a billionaire

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


as if there'd ever be a movie made where elon musk isn't played by elon musk, funded by elon musk, kickstarter, and the US gov.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


fart simpson posted:

shut up pkev

kevins mewlings about other people's good fortune brings me great pleasure

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


think how awkward it must have been in the room with the adults who were conducting a rescue mission and this self-absorbed rear end in a top hat showing them his idiot canister

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


the only reason lonnie even lifted a finger to help those kids is because the proles on twitter asked him to, so he did a lovely publicity stunt that was a complete fuckup, and now the masses are howling against him and he's howling right back, in their own filthy peasant public forum. it's wonderful, like a modern day fairy tale.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


hope elon gets hoisted by his own petard, or anyone's petard, doesn't matter

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


fermun posted:


ol' musky is still going

which modern method of execution would sir prefer?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


we haven't reached the future until we've done immurement...in space

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


lancemantis posted:

Didnít the French only stop using the thing in the early 1980s?

the guillotine just worked. tried and true, it worked again and again and again and again without fail. it's old though so we should come up with a tiny submarine or something.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


infernal machines posted:

whoa whoa whoa

let's not forget about facebook here. i mean how many genocides has twitter directly helped perpetrate?

djt has used twitter to call journalists "enemies of the state" and declared a jihad on them

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


tesla declares bankruptsy, 2018

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i thought he only had sons

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

nah wik-e-pedia sez grimes is thirty years old

she looks like a 15 year old waif on purpose though. and musk is what, 50?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


graph posted:

reminds me of the pic with sarkozys brother and his wife (one of the olsen twins)



Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


next time on lifestyles of the rich & famous: men who date women who look like preteens but it's ok because they're actually 1/2 their age + 7

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


duz posted:

ofc ol' musky would have to literally be head and shoulders above everyone else


oh god the other 2/3 of the photograph is just as bad

the amount of ego in that room would suffocate a normal human

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


that looks like a 20x scale replica of a hot wheels car i could get at wal mart

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Jonny 290 posted:

maserati is going to loving die now that tesla has cornered the 'knows nothing about cars, has a lot of money and wants to spend it all on a vehicle that's not remotely worth it' market

also the adderall fueled "newer is better" attitude that flows throughout the tech crowd like a disease

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


ask him if you can check for glue fillings in the batteries

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Fuzzy Mammal posted:

what sort of mental illness would get you institutionalized to a tesla sales centre yikes.

tbh, unless you actually read about elon, on the surface his endeavors seem noble. electric cars, space ships; it's better than plundering the earth for resources i guess. i thought he was ok for a while too until i learned he was just another shitlord billionaire.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Endless Mike posted:

what do you think is in the batteries

a whole lot of hamster wheels

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Sagebrush posted:

yeah but the 18,000 hamsters inside every tesla power pack are encapsulated and can't be used for breeding. we'll reach peak hamster any day now

when you plug the car into the charger it sucks out all the dead hamsters and replaces them with fresh ones

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


i drove a 94 dodge caravan a long time ago. it was nice and roomy. i could have slept in it pretty comfortably when the back seat was taken out.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


akadajet posted:

imagine how goofy a jonny ives car would look

no door handles and the battery (sold separately) goes on the roof

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


so random!

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/cnbcnow/status/...6346358784?s=21

heís totally going to crash the meeting lol

shave that mossy poo poo off your neck you gross turd

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


elon sucks

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


has tesla actually been apologetic about people dying in horrific accidents and cars falling apart or has it all been whoopsie-doodle uwu tweets as their stock climbs

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


flakeloaf posted:

elon lon ranch

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


"friends"

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


sauf efriken

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Xealous posted:

for example, at one time you were able to root a model s with a usb stick and a gstreamer exploit.

goldmine

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


this thread owns

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


infernal machines posted:

what about this part:



how are electronic doors any better than just a regular ol' handle

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


jesus christ what a mess

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


elon musk is a dumb arrogant fuckin bastard

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