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disrupting the rail industry since 2018
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Endless Mike posted:what if instead of old oxcart ic cars driving in an oval, we instead of new, bleeding edge electric cars driving on road tracks and there's boost pads where viewers can vote on which car gets a temporary speed boost? I had to look this up to see if the fan boost was a real thing lol. Has this ever been abused? hey, formula one should have a fan vote to see which drivers get what car.
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I'm going to rip up the roads and replace them with dirt piles because it's more cost effective to walk to work.
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A couple of weeks ago, I noticed one of my neighbors is a bazinga boy when I spotted him parking his tesla in the street. I wonder how many other bazinga boys/girls live in my neighborhood, and if they plan on getting underground nerd garages or rebuilding their houses with elon's poo poo bricks. How many bazingites live in your hood? Also lol @ dirt bricks. Bitch, we've had Hesko barriers for decades. It would be hilarious if elon's version was just a micro hesko barrier.
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 Take a minute to appreciate the awe and wonder of these evolutionary dirt bricks.
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ate all the Oreos posted:y'all are thinking too small. what we need are ejection seats, ones that have enough rocket power to boost you high enough for a chute to deploy Every car comes with a flight suit and helmet so you can cosplay Goose from Top Gun on the way out.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:does bfr stand for big loving rocket? Butt loving RocketŪ
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:i crashed a couple of kerbals on the mün killing them in the process Based on your skills, you're over qualified for this position.
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Jerk off to elon musk in zero g
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You also have to pay taxes on shares you sell. A lot of people don't get that. So you're going to sell higher by a small margin to make up for that loss before you start to turn a profit. Then there's things like calls and puts for the absolute dedicated stock peeps out there. probably best to pick a tech related index or mutual fund and let the money nerds handle poo poo unless you have a thing for watching your shares tank when weedlon tweets.
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gently caress what a hard choice to make
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You can build the frame and fork out of lipo cells
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Sucks that a kid got hurt, but lol https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1051454980329222151
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This is what kidnappings look like: A toddler getting tossed into the back seat car that leaks rain water and has a hosed up paint job. Please call the cops.
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Training wheels for luxury cars. The future is loving amazing.
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When a bunch of people end up trapped in there, elon will show up with his savior coffin only to be told to gently caress off by rescue personnel once again lol
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TerminalRaptor posted:what should the tesla book be named? poo poo My Nerd Says
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https://twitter.com/gin_and_tacos/status/1082434944582979586 tube boi
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Shame Boy posted:can he not like, get a garage to build model trains in or something A diorama of a construction crew ripping up track at the gigafactory with a lil musk figurine crossing his arms looking smug. elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jan 16, 2019 |
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Chris Knight posted:sammy hagar was almost right lol
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FAUXTON posted:*diddles phone to hail a Tesla robo-cab* you can dress up like a matador and wave a muleta around to entice a tesla driverless cab to come barreling down in your direction. e: beaten . gently caress elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Apr 12, 2019 |
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