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FrozenVent posted:but yeah physical control supremacy for everything except like the setting submenu even the fighter jets have touch-screens now. That said fighter jets are pretty good about letting you do whatever you need to do without taking your hands off the stick or throttle. Plus they have actual working autopilot.
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# ¿ May 23, 2022 21:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 15:22 |
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i worked in child support services and there was a guy with $40k of child support back due. he thought we couldn't get to his bank account too. we zapped all $40k out of his account while he was on the phone mocking us. never owned someone harder.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2022 16:44 |
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DELETE CASCADE posted:that must have felt so amazing One of the rare Ws in the business. we all crowded around the phone while it was happening, and then again to deliver the good news to the mom. she was in tears she was so happy. THATs what really feels good, telling someone "hey no big deal but we got the $40k your deadbeat ex-husband refused to pay, it'll be in your account tomorrow. Yes, really!"
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2022 17:19 |
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FlapYoJacks posted:how did the dead beat piece of poo poo react? he just hung up. never called him again.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2022 17:28 |
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Did they hit the 11'8" bridge?
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 19:10 |
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apparently the local truck rental places specifically warn people about the bridge. and yet...
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 23:20 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 15:38 |
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i had to double-check it was really him. there are a ton of people copying his name/av right now
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 15:45 |
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 23:54 |
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oops
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 00:05 |
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Qwertycoatl posted:he should go onto the street and hand the first person he meets a bundle of documents i'm going to own twitter and make it so nobody can be mean to my posting friends.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 16:08 |
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao it's like that scene in The Rock where they steal all the VX gas, but one of the canisters breaks so they have to close the airlock with a guy stuck inside and watch through the window as the VX gas kills him. except this time it's a tesla and burning to death instead of VX gas.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 16:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRsMCriZJY&t=188s 3:10 if the timestamp doesn't work
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 16:18 |
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my technical writer bros noooooooo
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 22:51 |
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lol just another, different check mark. this is the brilliant creativity and problem-solving I've come to expect
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 00:04 |
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what's the over/under on how many different types of checks there will be when twitter closes? I'm thinking ~12.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 00:49 |
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Beeftweeter posted:elon: "if someone wants to make a million bot accounts, well, wouldn't a state actor have $8 million? well, yes. but here's the problem. they don't have a million credit cards, and they don't have a million phones. thats the actual kicker. there's no way to overcome that." zero imagination. he's so dumb
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 23:01 |
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https://twitter.com/jenniigalaxy/status/1591057569552142337 its true. try it yourself
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 15:43 |
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:that new head of legal is speedrunning an ftc investigation alright can you copy the text plz?
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 21:03 |
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thanks!
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 21:06 |
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The_Franz posted:lol at musk's reading comprehension detail oriented. add it to the list of things musk isn't.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2022 03:49 |
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i’m praying that he tries to figure out what constitutes parody again tonight. he was hung up on it last night and the night before and i think is personally obsessed with it because this kind of free speech absolutism is the whole reason he spent 44b on the site. while this is going on his employees openly go against him and the site crumbles.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 00:50 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:sixteen minute gap between those two posts. first thing i noticed too. absolutely seething
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 16:58 |
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https://twitter.com/SenMarkey/status/1591827463583453190 fight fight fight fight
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 17:26 |
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i love how at every level musk is a bad manager. Indecisive, unfocused, overreactive, neurotic... the only thing he's good at is threatening people. a funny undercurrent is his rehire strategy where he sends out an offer to someone he fired once already and then gives them 10 minutes to respond. he tried to rehire Parag Agrawal and gave him 6 minutes. shocking it didn't work.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 15:39 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Stephanie McMahon famously fired a writer, then called him up and fired him again because he didn’t beg for his job back wow how did that not work?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 15:55 |
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Endless Mike posted:it was even worse than this. his response to getting fired (over the phone) was "okay" and he hung up. so she called back to make it clear that she fired him to which he said "okay" and hung up The writer was Patrice O'Neal!? way to bury the lede.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 16:42 |
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jack and parag are cowards for not sticking up for their employees/product. (i know that's not a revelation or anything, I just wanted to get it off my chest)
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 00:50 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:oh that reminds me https://twitter.com/EricFrohnhoefer/status/1591829425024544769 hero engineer from twitter
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 01:10 |
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it's going to get real grim when they start getting more cp than they can handle, which will be soon.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 03:22 |
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no one ever talks about how bad that kid is at mowing a lawn.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 14:14 |
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https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1592542789379960834?s=20&t=LL_dkMOh_ZzCMFt-CQgRFQ
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 17:06 |
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it makes sense because his dang company is for the birds!
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 17:15 |
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Beeftweeter posted:i've never had a twitter account and i'm not about to start now, but i imagine since they have a couple thousand followers they get amplified in the replies and thus more visibility oh he knows who she is alright https://www.foxnews.com/media/elon-musk-slams-twitter-bias-libs-tik-tok-angers-taylor-lorenz
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 00:38 |
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infernal machines posted:"you guys know how to code, right?" no. we just fired one of the best coders in the entire world.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 14:55 |
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Slotducks posted:There's still a smattering of bootlickers in the comments though. There's even a "realtesla" subreddit whose goal is to actively discuss tesla without impeding speech with having elons balls in the mouth of every poster. https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/ I like the opposite of realtesla, teslainvestorsclub, where NO bad news is allowed and you cannot criticize elon. Scroll through the sub and you wouldn't even know musk is running twitter right now.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 15:42 |
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mystes posted:I bet he's going to try to walk it back i bet we can bully him into sticking to his guns and destroying twitter
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 21:39 |
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same with me (all crypto spam). It's never been this bad. you had one loving job my man.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 22:13 |
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qirex posted:I suspect paid promotion for individual comments and dms is his big idea and he needs payment infrastructure so he doesn’t have to pay apple and google 30% off the top luckily implementing payment infrastructure is really easy. it's just data, after all...
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 23:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 15:22 |
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hehe
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2022 01:31 |