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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



here is his "submarine"

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



any dipshit could make this dumb thing in their garage.

also Elon Musk has been PRing this poo poo like crazy already. there was an AMA already by a person who talked to elon musk about it

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



to Musk's credit, he said 31 cm and Ars Technica is apparently just not a great source for things that technical

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



31 "inches" plus um double that for the oxygen tanks

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



akadajet posted:

it's good that he has a team of malnourished nerds to test it on

so even the first kid to enter this death trap will have to stomach the piss odor

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



there are 5 people in the water. one is just operating a camera (lol egotistical maniac millionaire needs a camera person the whole way). 2 more people are needed to get the thing out of the water.

the whole thing requires getting in and out of the water multiple times over 4 hours--per rescue (plus 4 hours back I think? or is it 4 hours both ways?). 1 diver alone has already died without this baggage. would they actually need to navigate this with 3-4 divers at a time through areas inches larger than the "submarine" without the oxygen attached? i assume they can detach and re-attach the oxygen as needed, i mean i have to assume Thai rescuers said that much.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



President Beep posted:

lol. the tanks are held on with ratchet straps. imagine having to gently caress around with those in a crucial situation like that.

as a billionaire i imagine things beyond your comprehension. it's the job of the peons to work out those details.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



*bill gates dials the number for thailand*

bill gates: it's me bill gates. here in America, we have a invention called velcro

tired, depleted rescue worker: mr gates we're raci--

bill gates: is there a child sized version of velcro? attach the kids to the rescue workers usin---

rescue worker: i'm in the middle of giving mouth-to-mouth to a 12 year old boy--

bill gates: this is no time for leisure!

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



just got an email saying no bitcoin conferences will be disrupted by these events

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



Suspicious posted:

so, uh, what's the use case for this

for musk to avoid beheading i suppose

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



duz posted:

so they found an alternate supplier?

sexual exploitation of the third world will not be interrupted

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



Cybernetic Vermin posted:

you can substitute "to ars technicas discredit" to make the post palatable. ars techica has btw managed 3 separate full articles on musks first welding project in the last day, they are all on the frontpage

gently caress this gay earth

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



apparently they already saved 4 kids before elon musks stupid death machine could arrive. still it’s a race against the clock.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



reminds me of an onahole i once had

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



it was difficult to clean

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



now is the hardest part. if one of the kids does die everyone will say they should have used musk’s idea and i won’t be able to live with that.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



i’m just saying if the children are to die anyway, it might as well be elon musk’s fault somehow

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



wishing death on rich people, or as i call it class consciousness

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



i’ll just leave the invoice here.....

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

rude. now on a completely unrelated note https://twitter.com/docjohng/status...6435502080?s=21

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



Stereotype posted:

teslas are $100k cars that murder their occupants

finally a car that gives people what they deserve

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011




From Pleasure Kevin comes
SUICIDE WATCH: Round The Clock

Boxing Day

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



The musk.

Ran up.

The clock.

This summer.

The clock.

Strikes.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



Kevin Durand as Elon Musk

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



my room mate is sleeping with probably one of the richest people in the country. she’s flat broke and just got a restaurant serving job (yay). but yeah the guy is not attractive. but she preludes conversations about him with how nice his eyes are and how “hard working” he is because he spends maybe 0-5 hours a week at one of his businesses “helping”. of course i don’t hold this against her one bit—because i’m a communist trained in many sex moves,even some illegal ones. but it just goes to show how people will overlook anything and give immediate authority if you have money.

Jonny 290 posted:

elon musk is what happens when you give grover a billion dollars

low windows at the bottom the stairs, but like Tesla’s door handles, the automatically open as you approach!

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011




PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1017946621949173760

Elon Musk is like that QAnon thing where they just keep people interested and believing with weird vague promises that never arrive, but it doesn't matter because there's another weird vague promise that will never arrive just around the corner if you're patient and keep believing and little longer.


so is Tim Cook

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

Musk is a self-proclaimed socialist who says he started his automobile company, in part, to combat climate change. He's been an outspoken critic of climate-change deniers.

Elon Musk relies on tax money (rebates, subsidies and other government incentives) to sell his luxury-priced non-luxury cars. few can actually afford these otherwise. his business model relies on governments participating in these green incentives. he was a personal advisor to Trump, until Trump dumped the Paris climate deal and basically lost Elon billions of dollars.

admittedly in the US they love to call this "corporate socialism", but it's of course the exact opposite of any manner of socialism. it's corporatism/oligarchy/aristocracy, or just plain class warfare capitalism.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



jfc

he was asked to leave the site,

then after calling the dude a pedophile he says “just wait a few days and i’ll have proof” or to that effect.

another thing he said a few days ago: “i’m making a cyborg dragon”

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011




this is hands down the best thing i’ve ever seen

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



funny part is elon is now saying the real hero’s are “those pumping out the water”. because he knows his $5 footlong would never work in the water. what is also true is it won’t work on dry land, or that’s my bet anyway. so if (THIS IS ELON MUSKS REAL OPNION) you can basically just walk through the cave, provided a snorkel and floaties or life jacket then... why. the. gently caress. did. musk. make. a. very sorry for how tedious this turned out to be with all the sentence fragments for dramatic purpose. BUT WHY MAKE THE SUB AT ALL THEN

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



Sniep posted:

i couldnt make it thru the entire post tbqh

just hold your breath for 4 hours

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



what's that phrase? "never punch down"? as in don't attack those without notoriety or of lower social class. (because it shows your true colours: hue rear end in a top hat ).

but does that apply here? this diver is an unknown non-billionaire. however he did own Musk at saving the kids so. it terms of kid-saving he literally puts Elon to shame. lol

notice anything else though? the whole right-wing Trump scene is pushing pedophobia everywhere. they say a pizza restaurant (amongst many other front-companies that they've studied on Google Street View) are pedophile torture resorts for inner-circle Democrats. (I don't think this is a few nutters on the Internet btw, its probably a COINTELPRO-esque operation run by current or former intelligence agents in Israel and/or Russia). bourgeois governments and the media create hysterias like this to eliminate political rivals or keep the proletariat afraid of each other rather than their exploiters.

but i'm not even done: what does Trump do after every mass shooting? goes and does a photo OP with the mourning family, all smiles and thumbs up. saying how great America's (his) police and fire-fighters are. it's much like Musk taking pictures next to the caves and saying "great job everyone, if you need the mini-sub near the press pen".

UNTIL one of the rescuers/mourners bad mouths one of them, and Trump and Musk respond nearly the same way; unhinged Twitter storms.

when the press doesn't print exactly what they want ("Trump Comforts Mourning Parents, Suggests Teachers Should be Armed with Special Laser Weapons", "Elon Musk Offers to Help Thai Rescue Efforts, Suggest Special Kid-Sized Submarine with Built-in iPad") they both attack the media

it's uncanny how similar these ego maniacs are, but most popular scientists will be Twitter #resist types, meanwhile posing with a Tesla product in their display picture.

the only difference is one wants to exploit the environment for all it's worth, and the other wants to exploit environmentalists for all they're worth.

oh and they both got hair surgery.


favourite one was: "karl marx is... one thicc b... let me see that... das kapussy". good to see folks comrades still have such craftship

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



obstipator posted:

what did he say

i believe it was "just wait a few days, my investigators are doing what the journalist should be doing and proving my claims right"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011




pedal guy

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



Stereotype posted:

Libertarians are always on board with the death penalty which is just another example of how they are inconsistent morons

it's completely consistent if you consider it a bourgeois ideology to maintain power and wealth. therefore any state intervention to maintain the upper classes' interests is good and necessary.

i was watching the Simpsons s03e04 yesterday and they cut to Mr. Burns for exactly 1 shot and 1 line as he says "how great it is that the country is so frantic about crime that they'd put a 10 year old boy on trial as an adult".

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



TimWinter posted:

Stereotype I don't know what libertarian Bible you're reading but mine specifically says "give me liberty or give me death"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



Blue Train posted:

one state wanted to use fentanyl to kill a guy and some anti death penalty group said it's never been used before and they shouldn't experiment on the guy. p sure fentanyl has a good history of killing people

people kill themselves with fen everyday. i’m pretty sure i just took a dose of fen in this other fake rear end drug. dealers always say it has no fen but i’m like please please please just let it kill me.

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011




powerful people slash companies do this all the time. see jamiebuilds vs. microsoft

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