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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



ADINSX posted:

jesus this is panic inducing just looking at it

I know, that's gotta be a 5000 km long tunnel. Is that long? It seems long...

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



So did someone have to eat a on this?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



President Beep posted:

i don't think anyone actually thought elon's underwater rocket would ever be used.

Didn't someone think he would kill one of them or something?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



graph posted:

it was PyPy but i cant find the post

Erlang didn't actually kill any of them though?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



obstipator posted:

super villain elon musk invents device to rescue children

Which ends up not doing anything and not being used, still collects plaudits.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011




What (other than being Teslas) makes them unsellable?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



akadajet posted:

maybe the tesla investors they are trying not to scare are so dumb they don't know how to look on twitter to see how much they are being duped

The way I think about a human mind is that it's essentially a parking lot with low parking bumps around it, methodologically and ideologically speaking. A sufficient force might push awareness over this (fairly low) barrier but ordinary news isn't going to.

That is to say, Tesla investors are looking for evidence of their beliefs (and the 5000 car thing is just that) not a reason to doubt these beliefs.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



But won't that absolutely gently caress their margins (or profit per unit, whatever it's called?) if the denominator fills up with unsalables?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



President Beep posted:

woah woah woah! let's give him a chance!!!

I agree. Too many people have such a disgusting anti-blood jewel Afrikaner billionaire bias, it's disgusting!

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



qirex posted:

all this story needs now is a mysterious fire leading to an insurance claim

think of how long a lot of 5000 teslas would burn

Christ, that might be a China syndrome thing right there.

Is how he plans to build the hyperloop?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Sagebrush posted:

they already don't follow GAAP (for instance, they added the 500 million dollars they got in $1000 fully-refundable deposits on the model 3 to their revenue figures) so why start now

But who the hell would fund a company that doesn't use GAAP. What in the literal goddamn?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



IM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT FIDUCIARY NEGLIGENCE.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Parkings lot

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011




Voteds 1.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



President Beep posted:

sorry. thatíd be CO asphyxiation.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Also why would there be CO at all? doesnít it have an electric?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it louisiana it became such a problem due to drunk hicks killing themselves/others on their dragstrips that happened to also be public roads that they passed laws to make it felonious in the same way that they confiscate drug dealer cars to be publicly auctioned

I am shocked that the response of a state of late in revolt was to expropriate stuff from poors.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Asset forfeiture is a dirty practice which gives bad incentives to proven bad actors.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Mr. Nice! posted:

asset forfeiture in a perfect world means ross loses everything he owns when he goes to prison after being convicted of being a major drug kingpin.

in practice it means - hey i found a "pot stem" in your car so i'm confiscating all of your money and possibly your car too even without conviction. police in some places are horrible about the way they implement it and really just use it to rob poor people/minorities.

Hope you weren't planning on actually paying for a defense attorney because your bank account is mine now, bithc!

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



my bitter bi rival posted:

lol at thinking the law applies to rich people in america

The SEC doesn't play around because it's dealing with the only thing more important than rich people (and their money) in America: banks (and their money).

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



President Beep posted:

im the only non-lawyer in yospos

Found the cop!

Pigs out of YOSPOS.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011




I'm the archangel in the background?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011




Im the half-empty orange juice.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



mrmcd posted:

Flirting with -9% right now.



MEN OF ROHAN TESLA, HODL!

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Did you figure out who ganked your poo poo?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Xealous posted:

others didn't pass because they were harness people working in cad programs and not actually programmers.

What in the literal gently caress?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



hobbesmaster posted:

jobs tried to create a computer company and ended up making a movie studio

then he tried to create another computer company and only made an operating system

finally he returned to his original computer company and turned it into a phone company

Then everyone stood up and clapped, and that company's name was Tesla.

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at Aug 24, 2018 around 14:37

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



hobbesmaster posted:

its musk so it'd be more like



Goddamn is that some wide gauge. WTF?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



hobbesmaster posted:

that was NBC's response to the love boat. it nearly bankrupted the network

I've really gotta find and watch that now. It's only like >8 hours it looks like (8 45 minute episodes plus what I assume is a 2-hour runtime/90 content-minute pilot)?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



I'm getting rotated back to 3rd Shift in a few weeks and I'm collecting content to watch during said rotation.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



hobbesmaster posted:

but will they find out about YOU MUST HAVE A PLATINUM ACCOUNT TO READ THIS

Mr. Nice! posted:

that's almost as good as the YOU MUST HAVE A PLATINUM ACCOUNT TO READ THIS and the YOU MUST HAVE A PLATINUM ACCOUNT TO READ THIS.

But I do have Plat?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011




See, this is already what I use as the loop on my "Rain Rain" sleep-noise app, I'm afraid it would cause me to fall asleep at work?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



big scary monsters posted:

looking forward to the influx of tesla nerds into yospos telling us why actually elon musj is the greatest, xealous is being paid by short shorts and we're bad idiots, ty atomicthumbs

I mean, brokeback Lowtax Mountain isn't going to pay those medical bills himself...

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



fart-powered cars posted:

man twitter is so dumb this isn't even news. big shock - a large company has some issues with development and some of the issues were lol bad but I guarantee you the technical issues i posted are long gone now

bringing up hardware is always messy and with tight deadlines, poo poo happens, so to be real for a moment: in my opinion tesla is shipping good (model s/x) products, they are road safe and tested, there are growing pains, quality pains and such but nothing they can't fix. model 3 is another story, I hope they fix it

honestly i started out really liking working there and I feel like my 8 years there had an impact and tesla to this day is still full of good folks doing the right thing. i know for a fact all the crap i worked on is probably gone by now as it should be - they are evolving. you'll notice they haven't had further incidents like the thing I posed earlier with the reboot loop, so at the very least rca's are paid attention.

most of tesla's problems are self-imposed management style issues, they'll be forced to fix them at some point, one way or another, but that's up to the board

Source you're quoats!

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



President Beep posted:

please don't give amberpos users a bad name. we face enough unfair and ignorant prejudice as is.

Prejudice is a mindset that exists before an action, It's not prejudice if it's proven over and over again every time an amberposer mashes the "Post" buttan with their disgusting cheeto-flavored-sausage-fingers.

Hth?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011




Can't see that either.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



President Beep posted:

wow granpa schadenboner tell us about the "orientals" again.

Mods, plz determine all Amberposers and append "the Cheetowurst-fingered" to their usernames, tia.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



PleasureKevin posted:

pretty sure thatís the person who was supposed to upload super pornio bros and after 8 months and being banned they uploaded super pornio bros 2

The Japanese or the American version?

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



Triglav posted:

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