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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



coffeetable posted:

xealous: as a heads up, someone's stuck all your posts on twitter and they're getting attention. hope you're serious about that NDA expiry.

https://twitter.com/atomicthumbs/status/1032939617404645376

atomicthumbs: idk why you cropped out the username, this forum is open to the internet and the moment google indexes the last few pages an exact-text-search will get you here. not that it really matters cause there's enough content in the posts to ID xealous to tesla anyway

yospos required an account to read last time i shared a link with someone :shrug:

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



coffeetable posted:

open this page in incognito

that is mega unfortunate

welp i'm sure it'll be fine, it's not like Tesla can afford lawyers suing someone who just said stuff that anyone with wireshark would have eventually figured out (or in a lot of cases, already did) when they're busy asking for money back from their suppliers

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



spankmeister posted:

Ya a buddy of mine forwarded the tweet thread and I was like lol amberpos
lol same

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



fart-powered cars posted:

man twitter is so dumb this isn't even news. big shock - a large company has some issues with development and some of the issues were lol bad but I guarantee you the technical issues i posted are long gone now

bringing up hardware is always messy and with tight deadlines, poo poo happens, so to be real for a moment: in my opinion tesla is shipping good (model s/x) products, they are road safe and tested, there are growing pains, quality pains and such but nothing they can't fix. model 3 is another story, I hope they fix it

honestly i started out really liking working there and I feel like my 8 years there had an impact and tesla to this day is still full of good folks doing the right thing. i know for a fact all the crap i worked on is probably gone by now as it should be - they are evolving. you'll notice they haven't had further incidents like the thing I posed earlier with the reboot loop, so at the very least rca's are paid attention.

most of tesla's problems are self-imposed management style issues, they'll be forced to fix them at some point, one way or another, but that's up to the board

i am praying the holy rosary for u

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



mrmcd posted:



Also a co-worker just linked the atomic thumbs thread in group chat. Net is closing in.

what is hn again?

e; oh yeah :doh:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



lol

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Peeny Cheez posted:

Hello hacker news how are you gentlemen


FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



iospace posted:

So, I found this thread thanks to twitter, and I know this is an older post of yours, but as an EE, this scares the ever living gently caress out of me.

Please tell me they had some sort of protection that kept the superchargers from activating accidentally, like say if some kid touched the prongs.

siqq regdate

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



meanwhile we in the macinyos corner prefer to keep to ourselves

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Ciaphas posted:

i want u all to imagine that if this thread somehow becomes part of anything legal then someone somewhere is going to very seriously ask the question "What is YOSPOS and what does it stand for?"


Peeny Cheez posted:

Hello sec/your honours how are you gentlemen


FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



graph posted:

i, too, run a devops shop

quote:

Yeah... holy poo poo they were using openvpn unencrypted to send data back forth from the cars... just wow. And the whole thing about a bad update almost causing the entire fleet to go into a reboot loop. Where TF is QA on that one... But that being said, posting this kind of stuff on the internet is a really bad idea. Anyone can complain about poorly designed systems. A good employee will take on the work to fix it.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



can someone please explain why people think slobbing your boss's knob and working your life away are good things



and also how come they all post on redd- oh, nevermind

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Lowtax had better give wet butt farts car poster a goddamn commission

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



hobbesmaster posted:

is this on arsetech now?

it will be tomorrow morning

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



i still love the fact that tesla batteries are just a bunch of vape batteries strung together

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



he even has the ring

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Sagebrush posted:

nope!!! they're slightly bigger than vape batteries now.



(arrested development piano chord) .|.| different .|.|

so you're saying it'll still fit in an unregulated tube mod???

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Ciaphas posted:

oh come on a goatse in 2018, really

you're better than that :mad:

what?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



that was an article about musk :shobon:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



how many times can i post *slurping and gagging noises* on different posts before i get banned from that subreddit?

let's find out!

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



fart-powered cars posted:

tesla had less fatalities than usual until autopilot - I'm a firm believer they oversold the thing, in marketing speak, in what it could do, in how you should treat it. excluding autopilot there were stories of people smashing into brick walls at 80mph and walking away, but any car you abuse could kill you or someone else

a norwegian poster in AI survived a p horrific accident thanks to his tesla iirc

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Sagebrush posted:

this is kind of a specious statement

he survived a horrific accident in his tesla, maybe he would have been just as well off in a gas car, maybe not. too many variables.

harsh but fair

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



how can we fight against the cyberfascists when we are busy fighting ourselves about css colours?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



FactsAreUseless posted:

Before anyone else PMs me: admins can't turn on the paywall.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



hobbesmaster posted:

i upvoted you :patriot:

a true patriot

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



i have been silenced.....




for now.....

Only registered members can see post attachments!

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Peeny Cheez posted:

That which is dead can never die



:hai:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Chaosfirev posted:

Link to thread?

https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/99z3jl/former_tesla_firmware_engineer_discusses_the/

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Peeny Cheez posted:

Dude, they got me already.

i can't post slurping and gagging noises but i can post how deep did you get elong in ur mouth? you must have choked at least once!

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



fart-powered cars posted:

again, reddit didn't read. the warning was for charging them _all the time_ on the supercharger which tesla has already publicly disparaged anyway. I don't even know if that old policy applies to paid-for supercharger subs - it may not

reddit reads what it wants to read while they make sure to suck elong completely dry

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



in my experience the best posting comes from ur workdesk on a friday

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Trig Discipline posted:

but as long as we're being naughty, i can tell you all that elon isn't his real name. it actually stands for "everybody loves open networks", a nod to his love of terrible security

holy fuckin poo poo

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Schadenboner posted:

What in your posting experience can possibly have "best" applied to it?

"best left unread"

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/99z3jl/former_tesla_firmware_engineer_discusses_the/e4ry2jg/

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



graph posted:

it doesn't, lol

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



look mom Iím on tv!

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Triglav posted:

here i am, manipulating markets at 6:32pm eastern, friday night, with NYSE closed til monday morning

Iím loving dying

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Shaggar posted:

pls do not reveal the yospos secret.

clams is rocks with food inside?

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