TSLA: When this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

hyperloop isn't even his idea in the first place

poo poo's been floatin around since the 70s in it's "current" form

it was in "a world out of time" ffs. it's never been developed because it's hugely impractical and insanely expensive, not because it's some groundbreaking concept

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 23:07

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1016812583985336321

lmao. this is a good look.

he could have just kept his loving mouth shut and no one would have remembered how they didn't use his death tube, but no. ol' musky is such a salty puss he needs to start poo poo with the rescue officials over a perceived slight no one even noticed.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 23:51

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's techbubble as gently caress

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 00:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

hello, i, a former manager of web developers who now claims to be an engineer, will solve this nearly intractable problem by applying my amazing engineering skills, which i assure you i have

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 00:38

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 01:01

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

Jobs 0
Water poisoned
Bikes 500
economy 0
someone who is good at this please help me fix this. my city is dying

sell the bikes

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 01:51

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's a submarine if you plan to cram someone into it and shove it under water

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 06:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

imagine if you also lived in a country where people would throw money at you for every half baked harebrained idea you came up with, including the government

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 06:30

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

to be fair, it was also: like merchant services but also sometimes your money just disappears.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 07:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

and he got fired from that

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 07:17

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 07:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

flakeloaf posted:

i'm not a submariner but i drowned fourteen children at a holiday location last night

amusement park operator?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 17:20

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

elon musk: global gsuite admin

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 16:14

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lmao. why is he so pathologically opposed to experts?

like, i get that he's a tech dweeb and thus can't stomach the idea that anyone might know how to do something better than him, but come on, this is just ridiculous

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 21:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

you know what would really help flint michigan's water issues? cutting corners to save money!

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 22:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 18:30

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

PleasureKevin posted:

funny part is elon is now saying the real hero�s are �those pumping out the water�. because he knows his $5 footlong would never work in the water. what is also true is it won�t work on dry land, or that�s my bet anyway. so if (THIS IS ELON MUSKS REAL OPNION) you can basically just walk through the cave, provided a snorkel and floaties or life jacket then... why. the. gently caress. did. musk. make. a. very sorry for how tedious this turned out to be with all the sentence fragments for dramatic purpose. BUT WHY MAKE THE SUB AT ALL THEN

just imagine being so goddamn thirsty for attention that even with billions of dollars to your name you just have to rise to every loving @

# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 05:04

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

well, it's a good start

i mean, god knows why he would anyway, but whatever

# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 05:51

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

give him time

# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 06:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

as if any first world nation couldn't build a loving robot arm. christ

yeah, but they didn't did they?

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 03:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's not aimed at mars

musk or someone said it was "going to mars", it's going somewhere in the asteroid belt for reasons stated by our knockoff wikipedia brown

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 04:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

wikihow davis

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 04:57

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

flakeloaf posted:

hardly relevant boys

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 04:59

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

idc though, it's much funnier to believe that spacex just couldn't hit an orbit to save their lives and if musk ever gets launched to mars he's going to end up on ceres with no air left

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 05:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

he would be literally hundreds of millions of miles away, i think that's a good start

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 05:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

c-spam full of idiots, news at 11

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 14:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

hobbesmaster posted:

with how “not mad” they are I’m surprised it isn’t written by Elon himself

they're written by his "john barron"

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 02:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

really rolling with the punches there

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 05:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

big scary monsters posted:

lol are those tweets all real

i don't even know, but i'm going with yes, on account of musk will respond to anyone who @s him, and he's vain enough to think he can be funny when owned

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 06:06

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

which are those?

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 06:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Stymie posted:

the stuff about cars in lots and whatnot

all the randomly sourced tweets too

oh yeah, it's important to remember not to trust internet detectives, no matter how compelling the narrative.

but on the other hand, lol tesla

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 06:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

tfw you get dragged so hard you decide to just log off, after giving a tesla a positive review

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 19:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Blue Train posted:

p sure fentanyl has a good history of killing people

not in anything like a "humane" way, which i think is still technically on the books as a requirement.

your diaphragm slowly stops working and you remain conscious as you suffocate to death over a rather long period of time

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 21:33

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

the service is simultaneously the most powerful tool for organizing hate and harassment that the planet has ever seen.

whoa whoa whoa

let's not forget about facebook here. i mean how many genocides has twitter directly helped perpetrate?

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 02:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

let me know when we start hanging them from lamp posts

.. you know, because no one will be reporting on it

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 04:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

the AI ev thread is full of people going "yeah, so? this is perfectly normal and my company does it all the time"

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 17:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i used to work for a private art gallery that pulled that poo poo all the time, mostly because the owner was terrible with money and just played fast and loose with everything

in practice it meant we went through contractors like toilet paper and he wasted tons of money on having the staff deal with suppliers he couldn't just shuck and jive

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 19:03

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

presumably, in yet another concession to tyrannical government overreach, there's a manual release cord in the trunk

# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 17:12

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ah, https://relayto.com/tesla/tesla-model-3-owner-s-guide-qyx4ldbb/pdf, page 12. there's a mechanical button

# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 17:24

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

fun fact: it's impossible to open the rear doors ~at all~ without power

# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 19:21

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