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H.P. Hovercraft posted:hyperloop isn't even his idea in the first place it was in "a world out of time" ffs. it's never been developed because it's hugely impractical and insanely expensive, not because it's some groundbreaking concept
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lmao. this is a good look. he could have just kept his loving mouth shut and no one would have remembered how they didn't use his death tube, but no. ol' musky is such a salty puss he needs to start poo poo with the rescue officials over a perceived slight no one even noticed.
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Jul 10, 2018 23:51
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it's techbubble as gently caress
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Jul 11, 2018 00:35
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hello, i, a former manager of web developers who now claims to be an engineer, will solve this nearly intractable problem by applying my amazing engineering skills, which i assure you i have
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Jul 11, 2018 00:38
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water
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Jul 11, 2018 01:01
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:Jobs 0 sell the bikes
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Jul 11, 2018 01:51
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it's a submarine if you plan to cram someone into it and shove it under water
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Jul 11, 2018 06:19
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imagine if you also lived in a country where people would throw money at you for every half baked harebrained idea you came up with, including the government
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Jul 11, 2018 06:30
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to be fair, it was also: like merchant services but also sometimes your money just disappears.
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Jul 11, 2018 07:16
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and he got fired from that
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Jul 11, 2018 07:17
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pfft, technicalities i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk
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flakeloaf posted:i'm not a submariner but i drowned fourteen children at a holiday location last night amusement park operator?
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Jul 11, 2018 17:20
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elon musk: global gsuite admin
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Jul 12, 2018 16:14
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lmao. why is he so pathologically opposed to experts? like, i get that he's a tech dweeb and thus can't stomach the idea that anyone might know how to do something better than him, but come on, this is just ridiculous
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Jul 12, 2018 21:48
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you know what would really help flint michigan's water issues? cutting corners to save money!
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PleasureKevin posted:funny part is elon is now saying the real hero’s are “those pumping out the water”. because he knows his $5 footlong would never work in the water. what is also true is it won’t work on dry land, or that’s my bet anyway. so if (THIS IS ELON MUSKS REAL OPNION) you can basically just walk through the cave, provided a snorkel and floaties or life jacket then... why. the. gently caress. did. musk. make. a. very sorry for how tedious this turned out to be with all the sentence fragments for dramatic purpose. BUT WHY MAKE THE SUB AT ALL THEN just imagine being so goddamn thirsty for attention that even with billions of dollars to your name you just have to rise to every loving @
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Jul 16, 2018 05:04
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well, it's a good start i mean, god knows why he would anyway, but whatever
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Jul 16, 2018 05:51
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give him time
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Jul 16, 2018 06:25
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Sagebrush posted:as if any first world nation couldn't build a loving robot arm. christ yeah, but they didn't did they?
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it's not aimed at mars musk or someone said it was "going to mars", it's going somewhere in the asteroid belt for reasons stated by our knockoff wikipedia brown
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wikihow davis
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flakeloaf posted:hardly relevant boys
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idc though, it's much funnier to believe that spacex just couldn't hit an orbit to save their lives and if musk ever gets launched to mars he's going to end up on ceres with no air left
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Jul 17, 2018 05:00
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he would be literally hundreds of millions of miles away, i think that's a good start
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Jul 17, 2018 05:07
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c-spam full of idiots, news at 11
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hobbesmaster posted:with how “not mad” they are I’m surprised it isn’t written by Elon himself they're written by his "john barron"
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Jul 21, 2018 02:19
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really rolling with the punches there
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big scary monsters posted:lol are those tweets all real i don't even know, but i'm going with yes, on account of musk will respond to anyone who @s him, and he's vain enough to think he can be funny when owned
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Jul 21, 2018 06:06
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which are those?
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Stymie posted:the stuff about cars in lots and whatnot oh yeah, it's important to remember not to trust internet detectives, no matter how compelling the narrative. but on the other hand, lol tesla
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Jul 21, 2018 06:36
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tfw you get dragged so hard you decide to just log off, after giving a tesla a positive review
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Blue Train posted:p sure fentanyl has a good history of killing people not in anything like a "humane" way, which i think is still technically on the books as a requirement. your diaphragm slowly stops working and you remain conscious as you suffocate to death over a rather long period of time
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Sagebrush posted:the service is simultaneously the most powerful tool for organizing hate and harassment that the planet has ever seen. whoa whoa whoa let's not forget about facebook here. i mean how many genocides has twitter directly helped perpetrate?
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Jul 23, 2018 02:55
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let me know when we start hanging them from lamp posts .. you know, because no one will be reporting on it
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Jul 23, 2018 04:26
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the AI ev thread is full of people going "yeah, so? this is perfectly normal and my company does it all the time"
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Jul 23, 2018 17:02
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i used to work for a private art gallery that pulled that poo poo all the time, mostly because the owner was terrible with money and just played fast and loose with everything in practice it meant we went through contractors like toilet paper and he wasted tons of money on having the staff deal with suppliers he couldn't just shuck and jive
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Jul 23, 2018 19:03
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presumably, in yet another concession to tyrannical government overreach, there's a manual release cord in the trunk
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Jul 24, 2018 17:12
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ah, https://relayto.com/tesla/tesla-model-3-owner-s-guide-qyx4ldbb/pdf, page 12. there's a mechanical button
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fun fact: it's impossible to open the rear doors ~at all~ without power
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