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Sagebrush posted:eh people gotta do something. if i had the ability to be an idle rich i'd still, like, run a boutique motorcycle company or something, like keanu reeves does. I would do exactly what Kermit Weeks does, except not in hurricane magnet florida
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infernal machines posted:the only additional information in there is that he's also bound by tesla's corporate policy when it comes to any communication regarding tesla, including tweets. how long until he drops acid and violates that
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nascar is a revolving billboard surrounded by rednecks
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Combat Theory posted:from the same series yeah baby It's not a real starship unless your fuel tank can be called a magazine.
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I'd drive a Bolt, I like dumpy looking econobox cars
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indigi posted:I hope Elon dies violently in public face down in a ditch on Mars
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Another article: https://elkodaily.com/news/local/truck-hauling-electric-vehicles-catches-fire-on-i--near/article_312d08e4-1250-56a0-bf5f-7d7eadb8c378.html quote:A truck hauling Tesla vehicles caught fire Tuesday night on Interstate 80 near Carlin, forcing the Nevada Highway Patrol to close the freeway to eastbound traffic. 
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Shipon posted:real shame there's no video It's a still from a Nevada Highway Patrol dashcam, so there's definitely video somewhere
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bump_fn posted:https://twitter.com/GrantBrisbee/status/1198646309202186240 
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jesus WEP posted:you smell like a roll of nickels is legit an all time great insult only thing that should be afraid of u is the buffet I feel like I know these people. It's like high school all over again.
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Sagebrush posted:the first commercial fusion reactors will use the deuterium-tritium fuel cycle. deuterium can be extracted from seawater but tritium is very rare on earth. the current idea is that the power plants will breed their own tritium by wrapping the reactor vessel in lithium, which transforms into tritium and helium under neutron bombardment. burned out battery cores would indeed be a decent source of the lithium for that process. I prefer my mental image of Doc Brown dumping used batteries into the Mr. Fusion
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I have seen the future and it is a self-driving car trapped in a cul-de-sac, forever
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Banked curve so the car drives up around sideways
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my Oldsmobile from 1997 had automatic headlights and they worked perfectly
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Ultraklystron posted:Remember the bazinga who did a live child testing video in an attempt to prove how safe Teslas are? According to Elon himself in a reply to said stan, there was an error in pedestrian detection, requiring a software update, so in fact everyone who said FSD was bad was right (and patch aside, FSD probably still is unsafe): they're going to need to find another child to test it on
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electric semi only makes sense for a day cab model that's parked in the same place every night
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why can't he just sit on his yacht and drink like a normal billionaire
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trolls can't post anything worse than what the NYT editorial page publishes
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I hope he likes chargebacks Payment processors love them
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tesla's battery pack may be a perfectly fine design but it is assembled with the same build quality and qc as the rest of the car
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FilthyImp posted:Any major refresh would need to be Elon Approved as sufficiently futuristic and cool (built in turbine! Transforming wheelbase! Quantum processor!) so it would be a poo poo show. Elon's most recent idea of "looks futuristic and cool" was the cybertruck
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My mother recently told me that she's been seeing people in town driving Ferraris and it wasn't until I saw them that realized she was seeing Mustang EVs and C8 Vettes
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Nessus posted:
Ford cucked his plans for SEXY car names by trademarking "Model E" decades ago
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LanceHunter posted:The saddest part is that the Elon stans honestly think this could hurt Apple... it will be like the chuds burning their Nikes, they will buy a new iPhone within a week
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Tim Apple's twitter is nothing but the blandest posts a PR intern can make
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Shame Boy posted:also i just went to twitter's feed page for the first time in months and right at the very top i get this Over a year ago, I think it was, Twitter said they were going to delete accounts that had been completely inactive for 10+ years to free up those names. Then they never actually did it for some reason but I think this is just him taking credit for something the prior management was planning to do
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if any actual crime was ever committed at Twitter they ruined the forensics of that data by letting Bari Weiss drool all over it
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:
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Chris Knight posted:woke = lies. gotcha. it all comes back to eugenics and racism anyone who says rich white guys aren't the best is lying
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Cold on a Cob posted:yes, don't archive.org them lol they're tweets that actually broke Twitter's rules and the only conceivable scandal is that the report was emailed in directly instead of using the report button like normal people have to do
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Pinterest Mom posted:he.... doesn't understand how the us government works does he when the government gives him money, it's good when it gives anyone else money it is interfering in their business
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Nessus posted:
if he somehow managed to bribe enough politicians in every state to pass that amendment he would get immediately owned by Arnold
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Beeftweeter posted:it's obvious theres just a massive amount of selling going on plus some resistance thats trying and failing to prop up the share price. people going "ah, it must be biden and the woke left" should not be doing stocks they will blame everyone but themselves, and they vote
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My AI bot is talking about killing itself again
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lol one of my twitter accounts works and the other doesn't
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