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Dropping in here to say that Elon has some bizarre theories on presumed innocence/guilt Here we go: Elon is a magically enchanted cheesecloth made to look like a real boy What? No, look, have you investigated whether he isn't an animatronic cheesecloth? gently caress, and you Twitter handle is @green_wise_doll gently caress you man. You're not even concerned about looking into the truth at all. Your Twitter handle is @green_wise_doll
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Step 1: God is a pedo Step 2: Can you prove God isn't a pedo?
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Has this made it here yet?
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Never has anyone ever lied on the internet
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So that's what Apartheid money looks like.
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infernal machines posted:tfw you get caught fudging your metrics How do vins work? What makes this fudging vs an error?
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Hold on, did Elon say he was going to buy back TSLA stock at X price ....on Twitter....
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who came up with felon I love you
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Single use guesses are in reach of extremely inexpensive low-power compact hardware :/
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how does a process management team look at the glourious windfall of rail access literally on premises, factor that into options for logistics, and come out with the result "Actually, rip it out" Answer: none were consulted Nobody who knew what the gently caress they were doing was asked for an opinion, nonetheless assessments on exactly how business ought to be conducted profitably/efficiently at all
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infernal machines posted:i feel like there needs to be some kind of slang term for getting owned this loving hard Disrupted
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bob dobbs is dead posted:stock exchange go talk to a nation state actor and ask 'em to literally flick a switch on their persistent malware bring something of value, like a piss tape
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I have to wonder if that's why my brother's old....I can't remember the model cheap used BMW....had a pull lever for a separate gasoline heater for the cabin and for warming the oil pan.
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muckswirler posted:is this a good time to announce the new yospos crypto? Buy my altcoin Goat Coin. GOAT-C ICO begins Friday, so hurry to goatc.org
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You have to hash them first.
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infernal machines posted:on the subject, after several billion dollars and years of research, waymo the leader in autonomous driving, makes a discovery see this is just THE GUBBERMINT trying to hold us d-- wait this is from another money-grubbing cutthroat enterprise with zero compunction about unethical business practice? 
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does it send an 90kg passenger more than 300 meters?
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FAUXTON posted:The car park chase from Tomorrow Never Dies except they're all people just trying to get home from work Behind the wheel, Pierce Brosnan attempts desperately to wrestle with the autopilot wheel in one hand while stuffing a pen grenade into the console with the other.
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Combat Theory, what are your thoughts on German spaceship market JPEGs?
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Has kotex cobbed the yospos thread yet Has Elon saved Gondor yet
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:YOSPOS > "even in death i swerve"
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Truga posted:no, elongoons have been and are definitely being incredibly weird about grimes
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Tesla is bad.
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Grace Baiting posted:got u cuz 55 hours -20 "miscellaneous" not actually working hours, everything other people have to do at home =35 hour CEO work week
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Eh, count half of business meals, important work legitimately can get done depending on the personality in question A lot of legitimacy of C level work comes down to whether the person in question is legitimately a creative thinker who consistently asks the right questions about risk, resource management, etc regardless of their specific experience... ...or a dud who is there to wield a chainsaw where a pruner world be prudent, look good on paper slashing opex like a magician, and jump ship in two years when the convulsing, emaciated corpse of a department they slew finally starts harming the company in ways that cannot be concealed from the board room.
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 We are not a bank, we just love to provide purchasing services on monthly subscription products convenienty adjustable in increments of $0.01  We are not parking, these cars are sovereign capital assets moving at minimum street speed exercising freedom of navigation
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If you use an Arduino, though, you can include cell networking and have it upload your heresies to the European Commission automatically op amps are terribly mundane in today's connected surveillance world
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Speaking of today's connected authoritatian connected surveillance world, lol imagine buying a Tesla car Just picture letting one near your home network
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Platystemon posted:If you’re willing to expend energy to stop (in addition to the kinetic energy you’re destroying), you could just put current through the motor with reversed polarity, no need for rocket engines. Genius. Time for an even larger power pack!
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Tesla: Punching bees @ 60km/h
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Shaggar posted:the myth of the noble worker as a paragon of virtue is so far from reality. they're the same idiots who don't wear helmets or seatbelts and if you let them they'll crush their arm in a vice because they are litterrally that loving stupid. I too worship death and Satan
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infernal machines posted:i'm not talking about controls, i'm talking about chromed plastic and faux bolts on the dash Where's the Viagra dispenser
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infernal machines posted:why would you need one? the truck is your surrogate dick. Accelerating from 60 mph to 85 mph to 55 mph to 70 mph in ten seconds while bobbing and weaving in traffic while choking your spouse is the emotional Viagra, but science is science and blood still has to engorge a penis, whether using pharmaceuticals or a cock ring carved from the stock of great-granddaddy's musket from the War of Northern Aggression.
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This poo poo don't work when it lacks erotic twists
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What if we designed a cycle that intakes and compresses air, ignites a fuel, and uses a turbine in the exhaust like a turbocharger but, like, that's where all the power goes Elon I have a disruption idea for the Model 4
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