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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

reminds me of the weird audis from the minority report movie. not a good thing

Lexus in Minority Report

Audi in iRobot

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I’m so glad mustangs are cheap and that it doesn’t cost much to make them literally rip eardrums

no way they will let the electric version miss out on this, even if it just means borla making a bolt-on 180db exhaust speaker

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
100% Real Frog Fibers

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

FAUXTON posted:

FUDruckers

lol

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
lol here’s your car fresh from scratch-n-dent consignment sorry you weren’t home :twisted:

*locks keys in trunk*

gently caress you :twisted:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
waiting for Elon to discover/start using ibogaine so we can finally get an ed Muskie/Elon musk crossover (and some new tweets)

lol he runs the boring company but all he produces is dril tweets :dadjoke:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
now go home and get your fuckin shinebox

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
thank god literally now additionally means figuratively in the OED, he’s protected from law suits while simultaneously being able to indirectly kill hundreds of people

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

flakeloaf posted:

gotta wipe your rear end with something

unless you don’t poo poo :aaa:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Discendo Vox posted:

Imagine if the resources and imagination and engineering at Tesla had gone into cleaning up the Pacific trash vortex.

burns_omni_net.gif

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
still have to pass the Schwarzenegger Amendment

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Roosevelt posted:

im eagerly awaiting the musk tweets responding to being called a fat failure on the internet

the only winning move is not to respond

that said, can’t wait for the inevitable response

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Elon Munch

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Rocketship Potemkin

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
me, a tesla employee, as yet unfired, coming in early for my unpaid overtime graveyard shift at fremont:

:yikes:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I just realized maybe cars built under duress and arbitrary deadlines aren’t as well put together as ones built on lines where they aren’t working programmer crunch 24/7/365

but, those cars are also markedly less disruptive :shuckyes:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Ob-e-lon Chanobi

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
lol I wonder how much eastern bloc espionage/wiretapping was really faulty equipment picking up over the horizon signals (us receiving their broadcasts, and ours getting picked up by them :tinfoil:)

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
pretty sure we’re all thinking of Sir Anthony Hopkins in The Fastest Indian

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Sagebrush posted:

walmart are notoriously cheap even in their corporate offices

ugh I bet it's mainstays and great value EVERYTHING

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016




Where is this av coming from lol I'm seeing it on a few different people

That's Ryker right? why is he all hosed up

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
regardless of what kind of jet they’d use, what happens when just one of them fails? how do you mitigate the balance issue that would result from that? the thing would go careening off into a building or get treed, lol

I’ve gotta stop putting more thought into this poo poo than Elon, it’s like I’m working for him for free- I want to see this thing in action loving up in real time

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

incels interlinked posted:

I think even in Formula E the races are only around 60 or 70 laps and until last year they changed the entire car during the race. I doubt we will see any electric cars in endurance racing for a long time

I want to see them hot swap a flaming battery

:tesla:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

FAUXTON posted:

how long until they grift money out of people by measuring electrodermal activity

Already working on it now. Should be ready for next OTA software update. Full subdermal electrocalibration about a month away or less, give or take.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

I lol'd :newlol:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
"Mission: FI/RE is complete. What shall I do today... I know, WORK" :thunk:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
a bill of goods at any price

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Elon is at the point where Seth Macfarlane could play him in a movie

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
first “retro” car to get the ev treatment: PONTIAC AZTEK

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I really hate re litigating that ceo work week graphic every. single. time. that it comes up

it’s like yeah, we get it, they do gently caress all

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
not like us working stiffs!!!! :mad:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
“my mother the car” reboot looking... dystopian

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
the scarry world of elon musk

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
oh yes, I see cyclists "combining" cycling with public transportation by clogging the diamond lane and preventing the bus from passing/moving faster than a bike in first gear

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
:wth:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Autistic German Car Fishmech is a helluva combo

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

posting from the past but the loving car is named "Serinity" :ughh:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
For twelve years you have been wondering, who is Hot Dad

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
talk about brand dilution!

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Except that it;s simple abnd just works

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