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faux-intellectual electrification thought-leader and free speech absolutist increases share of Twitter to 14.88% so he can ban account tracking his private jet
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FAUXTON posted:gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the n word
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Apr 14, 2022 17:55
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upsidedown posted:yospos > tesla: i use the vulnerability to get to plex akadajet posted:your gimmick sucks
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Jun 9, 2022 15:20
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I enjoy that twitter shareholders are explicitly admitting they do not care about twitter's value to society at all (however minimal that may be now, but at least it might be a slim net positive unlike facebook and tiktok). They want to actively force it into the hands of someone who will definitely ruin it. "We invested in this company to throw it in the garbage." yes blah blah capitalism blah blah investor class, spare me; there are companies you can invest in because you think their output improves the world and everyone at twitter is petitioning a court that theirs isn't one lol
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Jul 13, 2022 18:15
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yummycheese posted:must suck to believe your own bs for a while before finally realizing that your killing people good job to whomever called this back at the start of the sabbatical
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Jul 13, 2022 23:59
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Jonny 290 posted:he wanted to get a trumplove cause 2024, but he couldnt keep his loving meme mouth shut so he burned that bridge too. now literally everybody on the planet left right and center hates him and he is trying to make "True." tweets to gain clicks so that he is diverted away from putting a 45 in his mouth and magdumping e: elon living to blow $40b would be way funnier imo Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jul 14, 2022 |
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Jul 14, 2022 01:12
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I'm not sure about a similarly-sized company like Dell (which was also a unilateral process), but when Loblaws announced they were acquiring Shoppers the share price immediately went to the value stated in the agreement. If the Delaware chancery court orders specific performance then $TWTR will shoot up to the ordered purchase price immediately. I wonder if the judge will even save their decision until after market close...?
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Jul 16, 2022 06:08
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the sowing/reaping tweet but it's Musk signing / Musk reading
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Jul 16, 2022 16:31
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FAUXTON posted:Musk reading: OOOO FICK OOOO poo poo
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Jul 16, 2022 17:25
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Tiny Timbs posted:first gawker now Elon will this man never be sated????
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Jul 18, 2022 13:34
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hoping that set of photos somehow ends up in court
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Jul 19, 2022 01:27
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gschmidl posted:Loved when Bezos was denied the Astronaut Wings for doing the lowest-effort stunt and had to buy replicas on Amazon.
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Jul 19, 2022 23:59
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Agile Vector posted:"weird, i don't remember this car being in my drive yester-"
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Jul 21, 2022 04:55
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rotor posted:please do not reveal my patented sex moves im thinking of making it my "Main move" , to buy a huge lot of bitcoins and have the worst returns of my life right after
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Jul 22, 2022 02:42
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao since i adblock pretty much everything i had no idea vw had a star war tie-in. heres the real ad for anyone interested
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Jul 24, 2022 17:25
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it is 100% ok to body-shame elon musk
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Jul 24, 2022 17:44
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iirc both google founders have hosed around and found out to some degree, but it's also not hard to imagine how someone dissatisfied and angry with their current partner would fall for the world's richest* flim-flammer the real question is could she continue to consent when elon is whiter than a flash grenade
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Jul 24, 2022 18:06
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol what would be the impact on Tesla if it was straight up shadowbanned from any Google search results?
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Jul 24, 2022 18:37
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Crooked Melania cheating with Elon is the supermarket rag timeline we deserve.
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Jul 24, 2022 22:39
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it's going to be so loving funny when elon is down $44bn and becomes a 24/7 reply guy
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Jul 25, 2022 05:48
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My friend in SF always used to tell me reality was way more absurd than Silicon Valley made it out to be, and Tres Commas With Exploding Glass encapsulates that perfectly.
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Jul 25, 2022 18:43
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in a well actually posted:edward teller’s grandson lol 
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Jul 25, 2022 23:30
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Beeftweeter posted:in nyc you can hail a regular cab through the uber/lyft app and sometimes it's significantly cheaper but most of the time uber/lyft is $2-3 less Sure, the driver was pilled, but it's not like half the cabbies who stay up all night listening to talk radio aren't either.
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Jul 29, 2022 00:24
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FilthyImp posted:He literally said something like "ignore first 100 users on my follow list, then check every 10th user for bot"
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Jul 30, 2022 17:01
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a pathetic attempt at self-deprecation / pity-me so the cult will fluff his ego
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Jul 30, 2022 17:32
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Agile Vector posted:idk, seems like this cosplay of "ed-209 as a truck" is pretty good for cardboard and gaffer's tape
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Jul 31, 2022 04:02
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UCS Hellmaker posted:I think almost any steel casting would need heat treating but everything I dealt with was exotic alloys or D2 tool steel. NoneMoreNegative posted:it's so mental it should have a gold fringe.
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Aug 1, 2022 04:55
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/jalopnik/status/1554552756081270786?s=21&t=EstW5PldsNPmUlaRqptbXw
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Aug 3, 2022 16:09
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The_Franz posted:if it splits and the bubble keeps inflating so that the post-split price is where it is now, tesla will have a valuation higher than the gdp of france and be a $900 stock with an EPS of less than $1
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Aug 4, 2022 19:00
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kliras posted:https://twitter.com/andyjayhawk/status/1555311052472057857?s=21&t=tFERs1YFxIu3viRWRhkSvg
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Aug 4, 2022 23:00
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Chris Knight posted:dilute! dilute! dilute! ok! gimme dilute! gimme dilute! gimme dilute!
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Aug 5, 2022 03:43
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Bone Crimes posted:Uh, these snippets from Twitter's response seem like one of the claims is made based on Musk's team use of a third party bot-detection tool, like a free one on the web? Is that real? I thought Musk was bragging about a top-flite team of data scientists that were going to prove poo poo with their own algos and models. If that's all there is, wow.
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Aug 5, 2022 23:22
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Grace Baiting posted:same, also peter thiel too
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Aug 6, 2022 04:46
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NFX posted:big lidar is out to get poor elon
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Aug 9, 2022 18:13
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My dad was insistent that specific performance would never be ordered and that Twitter was going to be awarded damages matching the gap between the share price and the purchase price. What would indicate one over the other to a judge?
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Aug 10, 2022 14:07
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I'd get on a 737 MAX before I got on a vactrain, let alone a vactrain built with Tesla QC.
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Aug 10, 2022 15:57
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Twitter has also been making their site deliberately difficult to read without an account, to the point of defeating uBlock / uMatrix to pop up the login / create account prompt. Even instagram just breaks if you scroll too far with those enabled.
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Aug 10, 2022 19:02
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FSD makes decisions like it has amphetamine psychosis; maybe the glass is a consumable.
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Aug 11, 2022 01:01
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Wild EEPROM posted:lets talk about which companies you would actually trust with a self driving car if they made one Maybe Porsche because the 919 is our best proof the XCOM initiative is real.
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Ultraklystron posted:Into borrowed offspring. He has found a mom who is willing to endanger their children the behest of an internet stranger. Mom: oh he loves it
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