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yeah i saw that article too. the comments are great.
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George posted:twitter has been a powerful tool for me to break out of my bubble and listen to marginalized voices but i understand that im doing it wrong that doesn't sound fun at all
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i know, reddit, but what a goddamn attention whore it's not working tho  pretty good statistical analysis of musky sentiment over time and across subreddits: https://hackernoon.com/the-internet-is-changing-its-mind-about-elon-musk-4af75b292135 spoiler, he's a piece of poo poo!
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i thought you were joking but it throttles in under 3 minutes holy poo poo lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJT4OtufDss
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what sort of mental illness would get you institutionalized to a tesla sales centre yikes.
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Aug 3, 2018 05:58
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infernal machines posted:lol no. unless you plan to throw it in a lake after your battery life drops off a cliff in the second year i know like 30 people who drive nissans leaf and every single one of them leases.
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i tried that at first but living in toronto has broken my brain
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quote:The situation became further confused when Musk's account tweeted "Good Morning" with a smiley-face emoji at about 1:30 p.m. ET. In addition, some observers said the number "420" is associated with marijuana.
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am i crazy or is it simply unremarkable the dude is waiting over a year for a repair.
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Aug 12, 2018 19:55
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did you snag :badass: ?
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Aug 16, 2018 00:16
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lol my teammate's vin is in those lists. i'll keep y'all updated.
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Aug 16, 2018 02:13
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someone make a tesla death pool thread like we had for bbry. i'd do it but i'm busy and just the ideas guy anyway.
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Aug 17, 2018 23:46
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hell of good poo poo, op.
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Aug 23, 2018 19:33
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lmao at least the sales side is going we-quote:This “owner adviser” says he left a job paying $150,000 a year for a Tesla base salary of $34,000, with Tesla execs promising enough in annual commissions to match his previous salary. He soon learned that would never happen, because Tesla keeps moving the goal posts.
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Aug 24, 2018 05:52
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as yospos' token google engineer i can confirm there are lots of stupid ones
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Silver Alicorn posted:I wish it wasn't my clash royale clan is named alicorns ftw because it was founded by my coworker's 9 year old girl 
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Aug 27, 2018 07:27
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the thing that got me about those people who tracked the tail number on his jet is that he went to ireland to the game of thrones set. like, is that something billionaires do? "oh hey producer man my kid wants to see the naked actresses will you give us a tour if we show up next week sometime?" do they just slide the dude some cash like a bouncer? it's ridiculous. also atomicthumbs is cool attribution is dead hail satan
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til the model 3 has not passed safety or licensing or whatever is required in order to be sold in the eu. i bet it's the missing instrument panel.
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so did mr fart cars get headshotted by elon's lawyers yet or what? 
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so elong is against raising equity but has diluted the total by 5% this year just through compensation
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so if on the week musky hit 5000 cars made 4300 of them weren't suitable for sale why were they even able to claim the 5000 number? it's not relevant to anything!
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here's the complaint: https://www.dropbox.com/s/dml9bxz4rohzzbo/Left%20v.%20Tesla%2018-05463.pdf?dl=0 seems pretty straightforward to me. he said something material when he knew it wasn't true, stock price changed, it's his fault.
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popehat killin itquote:If aliens grabbed some rando popped-collar douchebro off of a frathouse roof, Uplifted his brain, and handed him a billion dollars, they'd wind up with Elon Musk, a furiously rich, frighteningly smart visionary and ambulatory Ed Hardy shirt. The wisdom-dump-statted Musk has been terrifying Tesla shareholders by careening from one bizarre antic after another. It might be said of him that we are all constantly called upon to hold his beer.
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Sagebrush posted:Lol if u don't already have an oxyacetylene rig you just haul into the kitchen whenever u need to sear things reading you're posts is all the sere i need thx
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$420 is funny but even funnier to me is the head of investor relations being literally hung out to dryquote:52. After Tesla’s head of Investor Relations received another inquiry from another they didn't now poo poo.
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loving the 'nuke your own settlement' angle. does he think he's gonna beat those charges? does he think that if he doesn't beat them the consequence will be less than what he had negotiated? does he think he'll be able to settle later for a better deal? did he just not think that far ahead and ignored the lawyers he has to do that for him? wtf is going on in that addled brain i need to know.
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i got a yet another litigation doc hold notice last week over a patent for "sending a message that has an emoji using a cell phone." most software patents really are beyond the pale.
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Beamed posted:this isn't the thread for it but tbh this is way better to read than the 400th "grahms weed" joke look, 19 more of these and it'll be a really good 420 weed gram joke just vie us a few weeks ok
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[quote="Combat Theory" post="488551936"] from the same series /quote] nerdy grade 8 me had this one of the enterprise in my bedroom  always bugged me that the strut to the port nacelle was some W shape rather than a simple curve like it obviously ought to be. 
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:wow, what a pedo sir this is the elon must funy thr - oh wait
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Oct 3, 2018 23:26
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ate all the Oreos posted:there doesn't appear to be any mention of cooling either. you can't do that through any of the heat shielding because it's... heat shielding, which is why the space shuttle needed to open up its bay doors immediately after reaching orbit. thermal equilibrium in space is really neat and i learned a lot about it when the parker solar probe launched last month. with no convection and no conduction you're basically managing it all through infrared radiation which is a function of temperature to the gd fourth power.
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FMguru posted:operates exactly one (1) factory that isnt even producing at the same level it was a decade ago when it made light trucks and crossovers for toyota and gm making less vehicles yes, but also with over 7 times the employees per vehicle made per year
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prisoner of waffles posted:only the finest, most unsourcedest of quotes for me, please sorry sorry lesser vehicles. yeesh
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bob dobbs is dead posted:you can take a short position w/o the naked short you're talkin about my buddy and i always joke of shorting snap since the shares aren't even shares and they're obviously run by a kalanick wannabe. anyways he texts me to say he drunkenly shorted snap before one of their quarterly days for 30k. checked to see how much he was up after they bombed then realized he had drunkenly picked SANP instead, which coincidentally had announced an increased dividend and was up like 20% lmao. that's my story of how degenerate you have to be to gently caress around with individual stocks.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:"our
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yippee cahier posted:how long will it take for nickel and diming warranty coverage to translate to increased insurance prices? isn't tesla insurance already like double the rate for comparably priced cars?
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Sniep posted:idgi he's extremely not mad at no longer being chairman, i think
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like, he wouldn't even have an ldap. how could it even possibly work, just of his email? incredible
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new yorker is really good actually,for political reporting. just ignore all the stuff about art and tennis.
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