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mystes posted:They should have just called it WHEEL since that's apparently what they like too reinvent poorly.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 01:53 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 09:22 |
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infernal machines posted:poe's law and also no, there isn't, just don't do that because it encourages exactly the wrong kind of hilarious one-upmanship that's a pretty drat succinct way of putting it
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 19:27 |
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President Beep posted:yeah, it does make sense. reflecting on my post, i'd hate to have someone take that seriously, nor do i want to even begin to steer things in that direction. the nice thing is the thought of somebody learning and reflecting on it more by reading this interaction :o so gj for being thoughtful instead of defensive good qualities we shouldn't expect any time soon from professional grifter melon husk
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 19:48 |
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Captain Foo posted:seinfeld's really going for that asian market now, huh thespians on trains having tea (in taiwan)
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2018 22:14 |
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infernal machines posted:i'm sure an ops team like that has only the best controls in place for the ota vehicle flashing network that lets them push out firmware to your ABS brakes this is the scariest sentence i've read in weeks not that it wasn't already known before but
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 08:25 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:"Tesla: sucks to your rear end car" mods
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 19:38 |
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flakeloaf posted:sounds like a conductor problem lmao
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 19:14 |
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or elon builds a dumb brotherhood of steel-type thing with that kinda superweapon come to think of it a bunch of tesla dorks in badly-functioning power armor sounds pretty on-brand
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 02:48 |
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latest z0ne is extremely this thread https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1067920297179926530
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 00:43 |
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aardvaard posted:here i got you half way there got a good reason for takin' the tunnel route out
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 22:31 |
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Sagebrush posted:i wonder if it's better to know the instantaneous velocity and closure rate of the car ahead, or the driver's intent (am i pressing the brake, or just absentmindedly letting off the gas?) why do you think felon's trying to get everyone to sign up for brain chips
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 20:12 |
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imagine being trapped in a post-mortem virtual hell where you're just driving forever in a simulation that maps to reality so you can chauffeur drunken college kids until such time as you're compacted and recycled on the next black mirror
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 20:19 |
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poo poo i should really play those all i know about that series is that it believes in living mas (dumb image redacted as it is too huge) presumably your post-mortem consciousness would get a big speech from virtual elon that your corporeal self with rights consented to this before turning you loose to take out emergency vehicles psiox fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jan 21, 2019 |
# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 20:23 |
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Plank Walker posted:like why bother inventing the tech to plug a dead person's brain into a driverless car when you can give an alive person an xbox controller and $5 bucks an hour to do the same thing Now! That's What I Call Shareholder Value
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 20:32 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:humans can also intuit the complex relationships between various vehicles and pedestrians b-but non-laboratory conditions void warranties, just use as intended for heated indoor conveyance (or in tunnel if death doesn't come quickly enough)
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 03:50 |
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yessss
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 04:20 |
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then again, an all-volunteer ablative bazinga spaceforce could lower costs dramatically
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 20:25 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:is it normal for 1/3 of the garage to be devoted to kids toys where do /you/ store the talismans of bought affection after they start to pile up?! fake edit: probably too harsh on tesla owners/the rich possibly idk
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 23:41 |
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mystes posted:No of course not. It's a slightly modified version of the description of "sword katas" in the movie highlander.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 06:33 |
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graph posted:you smell like a roll of nickels right up there with 'your shirt look like a dishrag'
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 18:31 |
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Truga posted:yeah he was from the naziverse lmao we were in that universe the whole time :blackmirror:
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 22:49 |
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Agile Vector posted:supremely agree. the show is alright as long as someone else is in the frame and he tries to act normal it's true, orville is very good best trek since enterprise
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 22:51 |
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 21:43 |
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:that's not true and I have proof elon and the sexy SEC agent roleplay, eh
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2019 06:57 |
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someone please reassure me that my Seattle tax dollars won't be paying for that bullshit
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 02:55 |
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is there anyone that's tried vinyl and /hasn't/ thought that fabric is preferable?
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 20:53 |
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lmbo I have a jacket I like made of 'vegan' leather and it's neat but I can't imagine how awful it'd be to sit on during a hot summer
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 20:57 |
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where the hell are the cars with the denim interiors jars
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 20:58 |
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i kinda like that look on everything but the dash/wheel, which makes me suspect brainworms
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 21:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90AITvzAyEQ "Yeah, I used to get stoned. A few years back, I was pretty down. I had just started this job, and my plugs weren't taking, my parents were brutally murdered, and I was fat. So I turned to pot hoping it would solve all my problems. But you know something? The only thing it fixed was my life."
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 23:08 |
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infernal machines posted:what do you mean scam? i am legitimately selling a product with identical functionality to tesla's FSD
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 00:38 |
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Chris Knight posted:now you're granny driving, not double FSD bumpin like you should
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 04:29 |
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better off ted was so ahead of its time
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 01:45 |
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cool myspace photo imagining elon thirstily commenting
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 19:53 |
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sorry for funny billionaire dot acrylic on canvas but this turned up on a tumblr i like pairs well with 'every breath you take'
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 22:02 |
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must kinda suck though to grow up and realize that people were making fun of your name on day 0
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 21:30 |
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how long until musk opens up a cannabis operation and has his own musky strains to court the braindead joe rogan crowd
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 20:08 |
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ham sandwiches are objectively less problematic than many of the guests rogan has loaned a platform to and i don't even particularly like ham
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 21:08 |
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Shaggar posted:it wasn't convincing at all unless you're grasping at straws for a reason to hate the book after discovering osc is a chud. hard to blame people for the impulse though
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# ¿ May 18, 2020 05:06 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 09:22 |
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> hang firetruck poster on brick wall
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# ¿ May 18, 2020 05:10 |