[MUSK] no no no I said *parallelize* the apes!

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Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

atomicthumbs posted:

i really should've asked first before posting the stuff on twitter, i had no idea it would go viral and i don't want to get anyone in trouble (and someone was already crossposting to reddit). i was a small account, god dammit, this isn't supposed to happen

lmao how can you be that naive

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 11:26

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# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 09:37

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

iospace posted:

I'm also the queen of France

hi, grimes!

and misdemeanors

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 12:52

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

also has anyone said boer of directors?

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 12:52

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

quote:

Over the time spent liaising said collaborations [with Grimes], I was welcomed to a lot of personal information about you,� Banks wrote.

who the gently caress talks like this

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 21:57

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

graph posted:

move fast, break things

gotta admit, the cars are good at both!

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 02:47

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

I�ve never met a nice South African

naht zef mahn

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 22:26

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

jit bull transpile posted:

that first link is really dumb ("appropriation of yin yang symbol"), but that second link is rather convincing. thanks for correcting me.

yeah ninja really is the penultimate in cool

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 17:12

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i only listen to warez scene release music

it's pronounced "juarez"

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 19:38

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

grass ride the whip

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 12:51

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

ocarina of grimes

ocarina of crimes

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 15:32

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

SardonicTyrant posted:

Chudborne

chadbourne clock

# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 05:52

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Ultraklystron posted:

Elon Elon!
Yes OSHA?
Building safely?
Yes OSHA.
Telling Lies?
No OSHA.
Look at this thread.
Ha ha ha.

amazing

# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 06:02

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

more like zastava motors v2

touch screen to put it in H

# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 06:02

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/devtesla/status/1035878409606451200

# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 06:12

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Potato Salad posted:

So that's what Apartheid money looks like.

resting rich face

# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 19:52

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

it should work like a katamari and when a state's population gets to some multiple of the one beside it the smaller one gets absorbed

ah the ol' pittsburgh annex

# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 13:18

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Captain Foo posted:

also nobody spells it `wikkid`

yeah that's wicked queer

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 18:16

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

DA SHARE PRICE Z0NE

# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 19:53

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

President Beep posted:

i don't want "fob", god dammit! i'm a dapper van man!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 22:56

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Triglav posted:

use tcc ram op

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 21:38

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

.mp4

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

gif starts

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 22:26

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1040305119735291909?s=21

god drat the bazingas in that thread

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 22:37

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

FrozenVent posted:

you ever hear of wannacry?

it was NotPetya

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 17:58

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

1.21 bazingawatts

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 05:03

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

jit bull transpile posted:

I used to do that in college
and each hosed phone since I've customized less and less to the point that I'm fully iositized and loving it. android causes Stockholm syndrome I'm pretty sure

foreverially, you mean

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 12:55

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

Yeah the Apple keyboard really loving blows. Can you even get gesture typing yet

ur typing it wrong

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 17:29

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Peeny Cheez posted:

Internal Combustion: tired. Battery Combustion: wired.

new title!

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 17:04

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

SardonicTyrant posted:

That's certainly one way to increase demand.
The Five-Point Exploding Car technique

also

https://twitter.com/wrongcaptions/status/1041776245938184192

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 21:49

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Poniard posted:

i wonder if elon thinks about how

if he did tesla wouldn't be in this mess!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 14:34

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

univbee posted:

i wonder how much guilt that random twitter user who suggested elon help with the thai cave is feeling

probably none since he was stupid enough to suggest it in the first place

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 16:58

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

i hear he beats his girlfriends and then forces NDAs on them

I hear he torments his wives and then forces his DNA on them

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 12:51

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Cocoa Crispies posted:

huh

I remember a friend getting real mad at both alexa and Siri when they couldn't adequately explain how many grams were in a "scoop" wrt. coffee, so I didn't expect rice cooker scoops to correspond to anything either

why the gently caress would they need to weigh the coffee

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 03:31

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Combat Theory posted:

E: I misread that tweet. Now it went from madness to *karma*

misread, hell I can't even parse it

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:22

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

talk about getting high

# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 03:57

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

��BORN TO PARK
�WORLD IS A DIRT LOT
��Charge Em All 2018
�I am a delivery hell man
410,787,864,530 DEAD TESLAS

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 17:55

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

prisoner of waffles posted:

rods from god? no, lemons from heaven!

rod, todd, this is god

# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 23:45

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

alas cruel fate to be thusly owned

# ¿ Sep 26, 2018 04:46

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

gschmidl posted:

Ayn Krugerrand's "Tesla Shrugged"

# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 21:59

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

prisoner of waffles posted:

kinda wild how gun sizes work. huge difference between an AA gun and a BB gun

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 21:24

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# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 09:37

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

Oh man just wait until next year when we gonna have 2:19 on 2/19 2019

man, I'm gonna have to make it a family day extra long weekend

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 03:11

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