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# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 05:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:27 |
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Did elfin dusk kill those kids yet or what?
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 05:46 |
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Sagebrush posted:twitter delenda est
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 21:17 |
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Musk is a douche and a fraud, but dating someone 17 years younger than you is like scrub tier rich guy creepiness. You don't even get a callback from the league of lechers until you cross the 20 year mark.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 16:05 |
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grimes get in the coffin sub
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2018 01:45 |
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https://twitter.com/FMusque/status/1022944343223676929
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2018 13:53 |
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fart simpson posted:idk what you mean but im the one betting that they will file for bankruptcy Come on man, stop small timing your coworker and make 830% return on your money in the options market:
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 19:09 |
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infernal machines posted:there was a guy in the AI ev thread who went all hardcore "oh yeah? if tesla's so bad why don't you short them?" for like ten pages every time someone brought up the model 3 graveyards Regular shorting is dumb because it's a crowded as hell trade, expensive, and can explode you even if you're eventually right. Buying a way out of the money put limits your losses and can pay off a lot if the stock actually goes to zero by 2020. Assuming you have like $900-$1000 to gamble on these kind of irresponsible financial decisions. At the very least, two contracts is probably a more exciting way to lose $2500 than a model 3 deposit.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 21:39 |
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Not if you're buying options though, since the maximum loss is whatever you paid. Edit: but also professional options market makers still have like a billion computers calculating how to keep as much of your money as possible. mrmcd fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Aug 1, 2018 |
# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 21:46 |
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hobbesmaster posted:what kind of options can you buy for tesla that approximate shorting? Puts. Most people lose money buying options for two reasons: They misjudge the time box or price target, and the contract expires worthless. By the time John Q Shitposter has figured something out, the priced in premium is already so high there's little to no profit left. So like, a JAN 2020 85P on TSLA selling for $9 breaks even if the price hits $76 before then. However if you actually think bankruptcy is a thing before then, then the stock goes nearly zero, and that $9 gets you ~$76 of profit. 1 contract is 100 shares, so $900 yields $7600 in this scenario. That's a ballsy bet though, because it's 18 months out, and if 2020 rolls around and TSLA is still clinging to life at all, then any price above $76 means all your $900 is gone.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 21:56 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:eh, the book was better Jesus how bad was the movie then?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 17:27 |
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Gotta pump that stock right before the bond call.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 18:42 |
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"he just... tweeted it."
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 19:26 |
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hobbesmaster posted:saudis Saudis are exactly the kind of people rich and dumb enough to dump 70 billion into the Tesla trash fire.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 20:58 |
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I hope Tesla goes private by the Saudis buying 69% of the stock at $420.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 21:19 |
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PleasureKevin posted:using saudi arabian blood ... is ... business in america
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 14:20 |
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infernal machines posted:
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 18:46 |
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Imagine being a billionaire that just sits around all day stewing over the taunts of random Twitter nobodies that you self-own into a securities fraud settlement.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 19:03 |
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pr0zac posted:https://jalopnik.com/several-tesla-gigafactory-workers-allegedly-trafficking-1828393920 quote:Hansen claims Tesla received a written notification from the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration/Storey County Sheriff’s Office Task Force in May, “alleging that several Tesla employees may be participants in a narcotics trafficking ring involving the sale of significant quantities of cocaine and possibly crystal methamphetamine at the Gigafactory on behalf of a Mexican drug cartel from Sonora Mexico.” Madrigal Electromotive irl.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 19:52 |
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akadajet posted:this nyt article is really making me feel bad for the billionaire ceo of 3 big companies who doesn't have any time to raise his family and gently caress his pop musician girlfriend
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 12:13 |
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akadajet posted:tsla stock chart lookin good this morning Those darn shorts!!!
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 15:04 |
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PleasureKevin posted:this was a finance guy i sat next to in class. he often brought up how luxurious his uncles home and cars were, always following it up with his catch phrase “money all the way” which he repeated 2 or 3 times to make sure my silent, natural Botox Quick Release expression wasn’t because I didn’t hear him. i did hear him, and I heard him every time he told me his parents were all hedge fund manager and he was setting up bus own fund too. Sounds like a nerd got bullied into doing someone else's homework.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 15:12 |
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Flirting with -9% right now.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 19:41 |
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hifi posted:lets check in on this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/95otw7/just_borrowed_232k_at_600mo_interest_to_buy_623/ "$21,589 of my life savings up in flames, and that's just so far. I'm in this for the long haul." Set all your money in fire so senpai will notice you.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 21:31 |
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I mean you'd used to have to spend years on a waiting list before being granted the opportunity for Elon to take 70k of your money and set it on fire. Now you can just buy TSLA anytime that idiot tweets. And people say he doesn't innovate!
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 21:00 |
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my_grimes.txt
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 21:02 |
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infernal machines posted:p.s. the fremont factory is on fire quote:The fire started on a cardboard pile close to the test track, which is threatening an outside structure and sparked a grass fire, according to the Fremont Fire Department. Lol literal garbage fire. Too on the nose really. This show needs better writers.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 02:21 |
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Lol is that "the tent"?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 02:49 |
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Also a co-worker just linked the atomic thumbs thread in group chat. Net is closing in.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 18:59 |
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PleasureKevin posted:this rules. my shitposting in this thread is going to be used as official evidence by the SEC
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:09 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:president beep's gonna get dissed on grimes' new track for making fun of musk's accent Ok I have revised my opinion of this timeline from "worst" to "best".
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 19:28 |
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atomicthumbs I hope you're happy about reigniting the amber/greenpos wars.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 21:05 |
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Lol if this thread is the straw that finally kills Tesla.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:08 |
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SOMEWHERE ATOP THE GLITTERING SPIRE OF THE NYT BUILDING *phone rings* "Hello?" "Sarah. We've been trying to reach you. We have a hot scoop on a huge tech story." "I'm outta that game now. I've told you a hundred times. I've got my cushy editorial board retirement." "This is different. The source is.. unorthodox. It needs someone familiar with the lay of the land. Someone who can talk to the locals." "There's plenty of tech reporters in the valley." "Not the valley, Sarah. YOSPOS." *line goes silent* "Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time. A long time."
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:19 |
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Something Awful's YOSPOS board — that's "Your Operating System is a Piece Of poo poo," a forum reserved for shitposting about computer-y things
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:26 |
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Triglav posted:sorry looks like tsla is listed on nasdaq, well until it goes otc as tslaq I got this joke.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:37 |
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As long as we're confessing secret identities, I'm the one who taped a $2 bill to the front door of Bear Stearns 10 years ago.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:47 |
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Last Chance posted:lmao at those reddit posts from “google engineers.” Link?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 01:55 |
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Triglav posted:hello googlers nooglers and xooglers wubalubadubdub Please LGTM my terrible CL thank you god bless.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 02:29 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:27 |
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As a software engineer and YOSPOSTER in good standing I have a codependent and mutually abusive relationship with computers.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 03:40 |