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Jabor posted:seems like an ev would work fine as a second car (or perhaps it's the gas car that's your second vehicle?)
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:I don't think a 30k Tesla has been made yet. these are all 50-75k+ yeah, i think the cheapest model 3 they will actually sell you $45k. also that guy's pinned tweet: https://twitter.com/Michael_43t/status/819521631718690817 seems he's in "shame on me" territory edit: just looked, and the cheapest they will let you configure is $49k. Endless Mike fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Sep 15, 2018 |
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Schadenboner posted:Lookit these SMS-using scrubs, using SMS like they scrubs. it means they are not nice enough to buy their mothers iphones
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Sep 15, 2018 16:21
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someone stole a model 3 by calling tesla support and having it added to their account and driving away with it
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Sep 15, 2018 20:19
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Ciaphas posted:i want to believe this quote:With cars becoming more connected than ever, cybersecurity is a hot-button topic that extends past your computer screen and into your car. Using a bit of technology, an alleged car thief was able to get his hands on a Model 3 at the Mall of America and drive away without needing a key. The alleged crime was reportedly committed via smartphone.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:idk but this is california court so it probably fits in somewhere there he's also suing in the uk lol
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graph posted:lonny meant iggy not banks grahms why did you breng me this blick woman i told you to breng me azelea
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my friend who works in the aws division of amazon swears up and down that the stories about their warehouses are untrue and even if they are, amazon pays above minimum wage so it's okay. it's incredible how much he has drank the kool-aid.
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Not a Children posted:
he claims "the culture" won't let it happen, but it's such a big company that there's going to be "a few bad actors"
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infernal machines posted:on the other hand, NHTSA gave it a five-star safety rating, so apparently you will be largely unharmed when it accelerates into a parked emergency vehicle teslas have excellent safety ratings, however, that does not justify totaling a car for a minor ding considering there are many cars on the road with five-star ratings.
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what if you build a tunnel for the rail
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Sep 25, 2018 20:57
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grahms the sec colled they sid ah commetted a frood grahms grahms wheer er you gooing
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Sep 27, 2018 23:05
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Roosevelt posted:hi elon
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hey elon you suck lmao
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Munkeymon posted:didn't think I could feel bad for a rich guy but welp lmao
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Sep 29, 2018 17:26
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eschaton posted:heck he might actually try to object to something himself if he can’t convince his lawyer to I mean he invented PayPal so he's obviously way smarter than a lawyer
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Sep 29, 2018 20:50
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"my bumper might fall off if it rains hard but now i can play atari games on my car!" https://twitter.com/marc_benton/status/1046746987314335747
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lancemantis posted:All I can think reading through those updates is this is the most nerd and nerd-adjacent car ever tbf it does assume that some of them have procreated
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Oct 1, 2018 14:52
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as someone on twitter pointed out, it's not an easter egg if you document it
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Oct 1, 2018 15:07
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:doesn't this make the car not road legal anymore in california no idea. it does explicitly say it only works when the car is in park.
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Oct 1, 2018 17:27
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prisoner of waffles posted:"o.p.p." suggests smelon is slippin' it to a lady on the sly maybe he got the right azalea to visit
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Oct 1, 2018 19:37
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reminder that everyone still on the reservation list is waiting for them to make the $35k car that will never exist
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Oct 1, 2018 21:46
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:how have they not been recalled yet they've been making people sign agreements to not report to NHTSA if they want repair work done (this is also illegal)
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tesla's just straight up stealing money now https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1047104574622969856
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Oct 2, 2018 13:47
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a redditor wrote a 5 year review of his model s his good is four short points that boil down to "i like to drive it" he then writes several paragraphs about how the interior is falling apart and poorly designed, it's been unreliable, and the software needs to be regularly rebooted https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/9l3vfr/my_model_s_5_years_later_i_really_shouldnt_like_it/
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Oct 3, 2018 20:24
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apparently if you drive a tesla, smog dissipates from your immediate vicinity
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Oct 3, 2018 20:40
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"if you compare this $50k car to this $20k you will see that it nearly doubled the revenue!"
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Oct 5, 2018 03:56
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*sells someone a $1 bill for 90 cents* "ah-ha! i made more revenue than that idiot who sold two dimes for 30 cents!"
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Oct 5, 2018 03:59
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ramming into a fire truck on the yospage
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Oct 5, 2018 16:37
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Oct 9, 2018 14:40
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i still think deloreans are gonna be on the road longer than teslas well yeah you can run a delorean indefinitely if you're willing to spend the cash to replace parts as they fail. unless you're going to run a server to keep your tesla working, you're pretty hosed when they go out of business it is, admittedly, a positive of using off the shelf batteries that you can actually replace them as the bandoliers die.
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add the state of nevada to the list of entities suing tesla. they didn't pay their taxes. https://www.msn.com/en-us/finance/companies/tesla-sued-by-nevada-over-unpaid-taxes-for-workers-in-the-state/ar-BBOagK9
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i was wandering around the udvar-hazy center one day, and there was a tour going on. they stopped in front of a nazi fighter plane, and the guide was telling the story of when they were restoring it. no one on the team working on it read german, so they pretty much just ignored the markings and such on it while working. one day, someone who *could* read german happened by and mentioned that there were warning signs around the cockpit for the ejection explosives. apparently some dude had been welding inches away, and all the explosives were still there.
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what's "energy services" is that the power wall group? i was (unfortunately) in tyson's corner center last week and walked past the tesla store there and it was a ghost town. one model s on the floor, and like two people looking at it. even the ms store had more people in it
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so is tesla going to start adding warnings to not drive models 3 in inclement weather? https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1051469014948610050
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:isn't tesla insurance already like double the rate for comparably priced cars? e:  
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