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i hear there's a mod who can do the work AND certify it https://imgur.com/gallery/tI8ys
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SmokaDustbowl posted:one of my favourite shows is Planetes and elon musk putting a car into space makes me mad, legit. there're whole episodes about bougie fuckers leaving garbage in space and elon musk sent a whole loving car into space. it's littering except one accident can gently caress us all forever well in his defense it's heading out into the asteroid belt and beyond so realistically nobody will ever have to deal with it granted, it was supposed to go to mars, but what's a few million miles here or there
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https://jalopnik.com/now-we-know-for-sure-elon-sucks-like-all-these-jackass-1827623885 poetry
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President Beep posted:see, i like that one because i also hate that show with all of my heart. that show makes me viscerally angry
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jre posted:nicked from the grey thread hahahahaha holy gently caress that’s Pulitzer worthy
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infernal machines posted:Employee takes it upon himself to be trash executive officer at Tesla something he was never asked to do. Tesla management doesn't really care about his self appointed role so he later steals company trade secrets and turns them over to Business Insider for a hit piece on Tesla. Tesla fires him and sues. What exactly is his claim of defamation? source your ars quotes pls k thnx
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fair enough, you'd just be linking the whole comments section
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Schadenboner posted:You wikkid-burnt me there, brah! ya wicked bahnt me theah ked
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quote:KU Leuven team discovered in the summer of 2017 that the Tesla Model S keyless entry system, built by a manufacturer called Pektron, used only a weak 40-bit cipher to encrypt those key fob codes lmao what in the gently caress
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President Beep posted:cool. handles for the pallbearers. lmao
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i watched apollo 13, i am equally knowledgable in rocket science
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infernal machines posted:i'm pretty sure tesla has entirely their own brand of weirdness here because the batteries are integral to the body structural highly combustible parts, brilliant
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yo kwinkles tell us how a tap to the fiberglass shell of a lotus elise renders it totalled in most cases
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my only concession to being a coffee sperg is a burr grinder and a french press beyond that it's just pour some boiling water over the grounds and wait a few minutes
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yeah pro bakers know to weigh ingredients out
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Cocoa Crispies posted:lol I got to the part in the cars book I’m reading where some ex-ford guys end up at Chrysler and discover the absurd amount of money Chrysler had tied up in finished but not sold cars sitting in lots all over the greater Detroit area what book is this
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Cocoa Crispies posted:"The Reckoning: Ford, Nissan, and the Decline of American Industry" by David Halberstam ![]()
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strange times we're living in where a billionaire is idolized/rabidly defended instead of being frog marched to the guillotine line
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elite_garbage_man posted:This is what kidnappings look like: the bumper fell off and they escaped, all good
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muckswirler posted:ahhh so you remember when mossimo was premium and not sold at target boy do i
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fishmech posted:Ronald Reagan was a crisis actor lmao
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President Beep posted:yeah, i get that. i just thought that maybe the feds would want to verify and certify the functionality of certain critical systems for road going vehicles. i suppose that would just get in the way of jorb creation of some poo poo tho. move fast break people
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infernal machines posted:I wonder if this potential failure was ever considered during the design of the car. at no point in the design of any tesla was this a consideration for any part of it.
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Rex-Goliath posted:what's a good luxury car / good normal car? dunno how good modern bmws are but like 10 years ago i worked with this dude who had an m3 and he would get shitfaced every time we went out so i always ended up driving it and it was probably the most fun driving experience i've ever had. like that car ruined me for anything at a lesser performance level.
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Roosevelt posted:no do. i havent seen a good cobbing in a while. man this thread got interesting for once
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infernal machines posted:Washing your car in subzero weather then venturing out with the car is never a good idea. Of course things are going to freeze, it would on any car lmao anyone living where it snows regularly sees the cycle of snow -> slush -> roads dry -> line of cars at car wash nobody is loving worried about washing their car in freezing temps.
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flakeloaf posted:ftfy well if you own a tesla it's a choice between body rot and a functioning vehicle I guess
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infernal machines posted:shockingly, the car that was only ever tested on a road track in california literally does not function in snow lmao the traction control is being spectacularly overzealous there
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TimWinter posted:It would be easier to turn on autopilot and put a toy firetruck in the garage lmao
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Endless Mike posted:what other kind of cops are there the fake kind ![]()
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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1067144622995050509 motherfucker i will pack your bags
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FrozenVent posted:ban for will gladly eat a sixer for posting karen gillan ![]()
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1066955853985570817 get hosed
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ol qwerty bastard posted:hey for all you people who are starving, you should know that a can of beans only costs 59 cents pfft, ramen costs less than that and you can cook it in your desalinated water!
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goddamn i love me some gritty https://twitter.com/hildesaw/status/1055206751581233153
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Roosevelt posted:how did the whole gritty thing come around as some kind of symbol idgaf gritty loving owns ![]()
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I’m probably in the minority but to me Teslas are just the ugliest loving cars on the planet
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spankmeister posted:I'm gonna get me a Hyundai electric because they actually know how to car ya the Kona is a neat car and the ev version looks to be a good car
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ADINSX posted:ugh those starwars ads tho people have been tried at the hague for less than this ![]()
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 07:23 |
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hobbesmaster posted:hey i live in a state that actually manages to patch the roads during construction season (minnesota) as opposed to one that doesn't bother (wisconsin) god loving drat it
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